Sunday, November 22nd 2009

From Crackhead To Plastichead

Amy Wino is not content with her Richard Heene-approved titty balls and matching lips, because she's about to go under the knife again. No, Wino is not going to get those rumored ass implants just yet. Apparently, Wino wants to get her nose rotated and lifted first.

One of Wino's friends has told The Mirror that she's already booked her nose job for January. Everyone is trying to tell not to mess with her nose, but Wino isn't hearing it. The friend said, “Amy’s become totally obsessed with surgery since her boob job. She wants her nose made smaller to fit with her small face as she hates the fact her nose is so big and she doesn’t like the shape. Amy says she can barely look in the mirror at the moment as she hates it so much. She’s booked in for January but is pushing to get it done sooner. Her family are dead-set against it and her brother has gone mad at her saying it will ruin her whole look and she will become unrecognisable. They’re trying to talk her out of it but Amy’s having none of it.”

Um. Maybe if Wino washes off those caca splatters from her nose and steps away from the brown Sharpie, she'll like her schnoz a whole lot more. Because once the doctor slices into her nose, there is no going back! I mean, the inside of her nose probably looks like the bottom of Lindsay Lohan's purse. There's a meth lab in the left nostril and a cocaine plantation in the right. And her nose cartilage busted out of there a long time ago. Wino's nose is being held up by a couple of toothpicks. It's best that she just leaves that wreck in peace!

And when Mitch Wino was asked about his daughter possibly getting a nose job, he answered, "Nose? What nose? Have you gotten a look at her tits?!" Okay, Mitch Wino didn't say that, but you know he thought that.

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The girl in Dirty Dancing, who got her nose done, is unrecognizable and ordinary looking now. Wino will never be beautiful no matter how much surgery she gets, because her inner mess will always shine through.

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This is the first time I've ever heard a word about her brother. I think I had read that they were really close but oddly enough he was never mentioned, EVER. If your sister was a crackhead and you were close wouldn't your ass be trying to keep an eye on her?

And Amy's nose is fine. She's an idiot if she messes with it. When will she figure out she was great looking before the crack. If she would just give it up and give her body some time to heal she could look like that again.

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SHE NEEDS LASER FACE REMOVAL!

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Can she get some laser hair removal on her face while she's at it?

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Omigosh, those are totally not real freckles! WTF!

Her nose is perfect, I think it's really beautiful and british in the best possible way.

But she hates herself, so she'll keep on self-destructing. I thought she was a bit smarter a couple of years ago, doing different music and being of different style from the usual bimbos, but now I see her as a total imbecile.

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Nose jobs can change your voice. If it ruins Wino's she'll have nothing left. She is either mentally unwell, thick as pig shit, or maybe both. The tiny narrow upturned nose is a Hollywood plastic surgery creation, nothing wrong with a distinctive nose.
I'm guessing the gross facial hair is a result of anorexia.

Homegirl needs to forget the nose job and look into electrolysis.

Right, because her nose is the problem part. Hey, Amy, indulge in some braces and whitening, okay? Those teefs make babies cry.

And what the hell is with drawing on freckles?

I wonder what will happen if she gets a nose job. Will her nose explode into a torrent of coke the moment the surgeon makes an incision?

GinaOliviaMallory's picture

I don't get it, her nose is fine. So many beautiful women have large noses because of their ethnicity and it adds to their beauty. What she needs to worry about are those cigar-stained crooked teeth.

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She prob has a deal with the tabloids where her friend leaks the story and she gets paid same with the paparrazi cause im sure shes gotta be close to broke by now
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She prob has a deal with the tabloids where her friend leaks the story and she gets paid same with the paparrazi cause im sure shes gotta be close to broke by now
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fuck her nose.. Get that facial hair "attended to" girl! That shit is scary!

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Emeriesan's picture

There can only be one Pete Burns, please Amy don't do it!

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I think the skinny look just doesn't add anything to her she just needs to gain weight she looked semi-hot when she had some curves:
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and she did have boobs back then but I guess they deflated when she dried her body of all the meat.

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What Peaches said.

This really is getting out of control.

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so that's what it was,she;s been camouflaging it with freckles cause she's been hating on her nose all this time.

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

You've broken your nose more times than you even realize (it's the furthest protuding extremity--in most cases). By the time you can walk, you have already broken it at least once. She needs to do this. This is a face that should not look like itself anymore.

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Amy has beauty, reminds me of the women I saw in Lebanon. Being a British girl though, I think this is part of the problem and maybe even why she has been so destructive over the years. I think she hates the way she looks, especially since she inherited very semitic features. Give her a few years and she will be indistinguishable from Britney Murphy.

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Hope she stops before she looks like the cat lady.

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mmmmmmm unusual beauties , love them , rossy de palma kicks ass , angelica huston , yey!
love big noses !
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 9:23pm.

She's beautiful! Nothing wrong with that nose. At all!

Actually I've always rather admired Rossi De Palma. HUGE honking nose, really unfortunate. But she works it and I like her for it:

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HAHAAHA oops wrong thread. supposed to be at the Open post..that comment. ahahahaa

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 9:23pm.
arrgh Perez go suck on some clorox drink
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what happened now, or is it just the usual hate?

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 9:04pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/22/2009 - 8:37pm.
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TITS, you minx, you....MEOW,you dirty little bird...
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And when Mitch Wino was asked about his daughter possibly getting a nose job, he answered, "Nose? What nose? Have you gotten a look at her tits?!" Okay, Mitch Wino didn't say that, but you know he thought that.

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I was thinking, WHAT A PIG! then duh...lol MK

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Am I the only one who noticed that her face is really hairy. what the shit is that about? And its not like dark hair or even beardy like hair. its blonde soft arm like hair.
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arrgh Perez go suck on some clorox drink

Coma Caca!!

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@2c - here's a gorgeous woman with a large nose AND she's aussie.

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Why can't she just get those snaggle teeth fixed?

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hello ya'll !!!!!!!!!!!!
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