The Top 6 Quotes From The New "Jersey Shore" Trailer
Here's the second trailer for MTV's upcoming masterpiece Jersey Shore (aka The Douchebag Diaries), and December 3rd can't come soon enough. Not only are the stars of this shit built like Greek Gods (after being doused in colonic fluid and filled with Silly Putty), but they are true poets. Below are the top 6 quotes from the trailer that will make your brain tingle and your soul go weak. Okay, these are all the quotes from the trailer. They are that poetic.
"There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my mangel.""I am like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy I will rip their head off."
"My abs are so ripped up it's called 'the situation.'"
"You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, without his shirt off?"
"I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby"
"I'm a bartender. I do, you know, great things."
Megan Fox totally has some competition.
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This. is. gold. GOLD.
Seriously, who aspires to be the Kim Kardashian of anywhere?
Deep fried chicken feels less greasy than I do after watching that. Was Darwin wrong? I'm having an existential crisis.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
ugh. no. no. i'm an italian from new jersey and i am shaking my head in shame.
these dumb broads shouldn't say "i'm looking for an italian boy." an italian boy is a boy you can bring home to mom. they're looking for a straight up guido douchenozzle.
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Sigh...I live in Wildwood, NJ the ass-crack( or penis tip) of NJ, in the southernmost part of the Jersey Shore. Much as I would like to deny it, this shit is pretty accurate. We have a lot of cro-magnon, cheesesteak eating Philly rejects in the south jersey shore area. Ugh.
This is why I always laugh when people talk about how "sophisticated" New Yorkers are. It's like, uh, have you ever BEEN to New York? There you'll find the most diverse groups of trash on earth. This guido shit extends well into the cit as well.
allthe guidos looks the same and their stupidity and ego is repulsive...and the women are butt ugly and stupider than a box of rocks...where do they dig up this trash...isn't the guido thing over????
Submitted by Oi-stonedjunta on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 5:46pm.
Hey, I grew up there, too. Where are you from?
Now Itals know how black folks feel when watching Flavor Flav and reality shows. Signifying is signifying, alas.
one of the trashy guidos on this new "show"...unfortunately is from Rhode Island...this guy is seen all around providence, he's a total male hoe!!! heres a preview--http://twitter.com/paulydelvecchio
I just have to laugh. Trash like this actually makes me feel grateful about my life.
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The producers of this show are criminals. It's against the law to exploit mentally retarded people like this, right? Am I right here?
Kimmy Gibler, But I will still defend Jersey that we are not all like the reputation we get!
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Well, let's face it...The Sorpranos didn't help matters!
Wherever there are Italians around, there will be guidos. Not all Italians are like that, of course, but the stereotype remains...
As far as the Jersey slamming, it will never go away! That's a good thing, you live in a lovely state, keeps the riff-raff at bay....:)
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Two at the very most.
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@ Centaurious
Oh Im not denying there are PLENTY of douches like that that live here. Im just saying, for the most part they stay in the northern part and venture down to annoy everyone for the summer. But there are annoying ppl everywhere such is life. Glad you enjoyed the Jersey shore, I for one have been here for 25 years and as much as I love it Im packing my bags next week for Colorado. But I will still defend Jersey that we are not all like the reputation we get!
I always find it hilarious how these idiots start saying how they're Italian and blahblahblah. Even though I can't fucking stand Italy.... real Italians would laugh at these pieces of trash.
Good lord.... feels like I need some blistex or something after watching that herpes infested gel parade.
Kimmy Gibbler, These people are from north Jersey or from New York and come to the Jersey shore for the summer
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Well....not NYC or Hoboken! Let's make that clear...:)
I'm sure you're not like that, but I've spent time in Jersey off season, from Bergen to Cape May, and I've seen more specimens like this than not, sadly.
Jersey is a lovely state, though. Most of it.
It gets a bad rap.
I blew off the Hamptons 10 years ago for the Jersey Shore, and I've never regretted it.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
oh see I wrote that off the bat defending my state before reading the comments. They are from New York. The worst people at the Jersey shore are always the douchebags from NY thinking they are wylin out with their stupid hair and their stupid accents crowding up the bars and starting fights.
omg these people make me embarassed to say i live in Jersey. This is not the entire state. These people are from north Jersey or from New York and come to the Jersey shore for the summer. Please dont think we are all like this...
Has anyone seen "My new haircut"? Youtube it. Totally has they douches spot on.
mook ...who you callin' a mook?
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Ugh.I live in New Jersey.
Can... Not... Wait.
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Yes, the North Jersey 'Debbies' and Staten Island garbage dump dwellers infect the shore every summer. But generally the people in Jersey are very strange. They don't see it because they probably never left the state.
It's called lowered expectations.
I KNEW IT!!!! As a proud, preppy New Jersey Girl, I knew these asshats were not a part of my Garden State. i KNEW they had to be from Stated Fucking Island and this proves it.
WHY oh WHY do they have to call this "The Jersey Shore??" Why can't they call it "Stupid Cunts from Staten Island Take a Holiday?"
That is all.
Holy Fuck! Me hear banjos.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 6:38pm.
"Who looks like RAINBOW?"
Did he mean "RAMBO" and if so WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO LOOK LIKE "RAMBO"
Hey Yo...the dooooods from Staten Island....Yo.
Bayhead is a nice place on the Jersey Shore.
Just sayin'.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
This made me think of Bruce Stringbean (from the Uncle Floyd Show) singing "Seaside Heights":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOvzeseF5S8
I swear that first girl shown in the trailer was on "Is She Really Going Out With Him?". Probably since it was on MTV.
seaside heights when I was growing up was called sleazeside heights, the most classless and disgunsting place in the Jersey shore full of zcavaracci's and aqua net, and where the most disgusting people in the state and in our neighborhood states would go to spend their summers and breaks and would call it the best place in the world. Looks nothing has changed and it is still full of guidos and inbred people.
Please don't generalize the whole jersey shore, and forgive us for sleazeside heights. Then again, the few times I went, mostly on my way to a beach that would not trigger a gag reflex, I remember a lot of people from New York coming there for their holidays so Njersians should not be all to blame.....
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I now know why my parents made me leave my life in New Jersey. My dad would not want me involved in "the situation". Hell I wouldn't want to be involved.
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`* I'm going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete.
Then if they fuck up I will just hit them all at once..*`
"My abs are so ripped up it's called 'the situation.'"
I bet his ass is a "situation" too after a Saturday night at the local bath house...
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 6:49pm.
The 80s never quite left any of these motherfuckers.
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That made me super hot to see their parents.
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The 80s never quite left any of these motherfuckers.
-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
"Who looks like RAINBOW?"
Did he mean "RAMBO" and if so WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO LOOK LIKE "RAMBO"