Thursday, November 19th 2009

This Is How You Snatch A Wig


Whenever the winner is announced at a beauty pageant, the losers always stand there with a processed smile on their face and freshly glazed eyes. They clap because they are programmed to, but deep inside their brains they are fantasizing about ripping the winning whore's head off with their bare teeth. They never go through with it. But thankfully, a losing drag queen at the Miss Brazil Gay 2009 pageant had the balls (literally) to do it. No, she didn't rip off the queen's head, but she did something even better - she snatched off her crown AND wig in one swoop. Dear Sheree, takes notes immediately.

This hot bitch is making wig snatching look like an Olympic Sport. I just want a grab a big piece of paper, draw a giant 10 on it and hold it up! This is pure poetry in motion. That wig snatching tranny proved that she was the real queen with her perfect form and magnificent cuntface.

So every queen in Brazil needs to watch out. Whenever you see Miss Wig Snatcher 2009 (and beyond) stomping by, hold your shit down with both hands. THE ONE: She isn't it!

(Thanks to Kelly!)

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you know they do a lot of braiding,bonding and gluing to keep the wig in place so that looks really painful to me.

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Octododo's picture

That cuntface - so perfect, and as easy as breathing air for that amazing tranny. You've all just witnessed one of nature's greatest miracles.

MadameLollipop's picture

Tranny wig snatcher for Hot Slut !!

Why are there not more incidents of wig snatching in my life?

Random_Pizzaman's picture

*slow claps*
Such grace, such poise.

easyaspie2's picture

Everytime I watch this I laugh so hard I cry. Her face is so perfect! I also love the way she trounces off with the wig in hand and all the gays accidently run into each other chasing her and get into a huge cat fight. Thanks Michael and Kelly.

mike's picture

Maybe it's just the high-lights (on the wig) and the fake tan, but the "winner" made me think of Zach Efron.

The expression on the snatcher's face is the best, though.

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TexnDoc's picture

This is what RuPaul's show needs. Hate. Not all tears and runny mascara when one is eliminated.

Haha hilarious! These gays can't even stand each other. So fucked up! haha

sunryse's picture

I must watch this video over and over to learn how to make that exquisite bitchface. I mean that was DIVINE!!!!

thesillyk's picture

Awww Michael, you posted it! Thank you so much!!! *-*

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That is one grouchy bitch...BWAHAHHHHAHAHHAH!!
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Mrs.TimDaly's picture

Not exactly the same thing but back in the 80's my roommate had a coworker stay over on the couch in our living room. When he went to sleep he took his toupee off and had it on the arm of the couch. My cat Stella came in and saw it there and didn't like that hell toupee one bit. She snatched it off the couch and started clawing it and trying to shred it. It was one bit cat fight between her and baldy which he finally one. I never laughed so hard in my life.
RIP Stella. That cat saw through all the faux sh*t.

Whatever's picture

Talk about sore losers? Or keeping it real without all the fake bullshit?

Meeshie's picture

I know the embarrassment first-hand of what this unfortunate drag queen went through. Once, on Halloween in the early 90's, my friends and I dressed as Expose' (shut up, they were hot bitches back then). I was the blonde (Ann) and found an amazing wig. I of course got hammered and ended up passing out at the club in my stretch pants, mini skirt, headband, etc. and when I awoke my wig was MIA. Some jealous, bitter queen snatched it off my head because it was so full and luxurious. The headband was probably still attached! That was my first experience with drag and it wasn't fun...at all. LOL!

chuckie3's picture

The snatchers snatch must have been burning with rage. Her face was hard as granite not to mention her peen when she made it to a mirror to try on the crown.

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melmez's picture

That was fucking priceless. Made my horrible day at work totally worth it.

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MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:36pm.
Honestly, the last few days at the D have been very, VERY strange...
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Now THAT sluts is rode hard and bitter!

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Mickflash's picture

Now that is some ALEXIS MORELL CARRINGTON COLBY DEXTER ROWAN SHIT !!!

I didn't say you were stupid, I said that you were acting stupid. But since you didn't understand that NOW I'm saying you are stupid.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Damn!

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:00pm.
Buhahaha, this made me laugh so Hard!
Portuguese is such a beautifull language.

off topic I smell an troll Breakdown of epic porportions in here! I'm out hookers, I love you (you know, who you are)
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:29am.
well, well, so i'm the evil one! good to know.
just stop with your jealousy and run to your "friends" that send you money. It's a fantastic job.
Jealous much, envious much, bitter much. Perfect.
and i don't give a fuck about you, creeping in the middle of the night to talk shit about me. Befriend them, they might send you care packages.( she sounded like mr burns)
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fucking priceless. wig snatcher knows how to give bitch face

yucko's picture

I appreciate that they played Abba in the clip.

And speaking of Hot Slut, I only just realized today that there is a shop here and you can buy Hot Slut t-shirts! When did that happen?

Green Tea Latte's picture

the snatcher reminds me of one of the "boystown" drags here in Chi. "Mercedes" is her name and that bitch don't play! She challenged me to a walk off once cause mah hooker heels were fiercer than hers. I haz skillz so of course I won the walk off.
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theboy's picture

Most trannys are so damn mean, here, in brazil and everywere.
But this one really made me laught untill almost peed my self.
It's so damn funny when it didn't happen to me!!!!
yay!

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:24pm.

Honestly, the last few days at the D have been very, VERY strange...

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:21pm.

I think I prefer the spammer TOOOO THHHHIIIIIIS

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Google him you dumb fuck!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I knew Latinas were nuts, but nothing compares to Latin drag queens. Love it! <3!
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M.E.'s picture

HAahahahahahahahahah!

fishsticksfan's picture

I just love the look on the queen's face when she's snatching it off. I'm surprised the wig wasn't bobby pinned on.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Pleco I swear I remember it happening.
It would have been late 60s.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Yes, the wig snatcher is the HOT Slut of the Day and Week

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tojo's picture

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:22pm.
Okay I know am the buzzkill on this thread but...
Even though this is supposed to be funny and let's face it trannies losing their wigs is ALWAYS hilarious....This does not exactly do a lot to persuade the people that are anti this life style. There are some people out there who truly need to live the transgendered lifestyle and would like to do so without it being one big stereotype. Okay, off my soapbox...I can go back to laughing at the wig snatching...
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Honestly I wasn't thinking "transgender issue" when I saw this...I was thinkin a Tyra...oh wait...never mind...

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Green Tea Latte's picture

MJT totes get what you're saying but i think this a different ball game (pun intended). huge difference between transgenders and transvestites/drag queens. I think this is the latter kind of pageant for dressing up and fun.

either way for trannies i think the "loser" is prettier anyway so maybe thats why "she" pissed.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:26pm.
I swear I just had a flashback of some beauty pageant I watched on TV as a child in the 60s, where after the winner was crowned, the other bitches in the contest tore her crown and sash off.
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That wasn't how Carrie ended.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:24pm.
*snatches peaches80's keyboard*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:21pm.
DOES ANYONNNNNNNNNNEE ACTUUUUUUUUUALLLLLLLY THINK THISSSSSSSSSSSSS IS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY....

fucking retard
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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I swear I just had a flashback of some beauty pageant I watched on TV as a child in the 60s, where after the winner was crowned, the other bitches in the contest tore her crown and sash off.

Marvin's picture

WTF?