Thursday, November 19th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 18th!

They were once homeless and abandoned, but Joan Rivers' face scraps pulled themselves together and got a job at the diner. - OurMissC

Runners-up:

How to make your Muslim roommate keep his damn hands off your peanut-butter. - TexnDoc

Bartender! I'd like to buy another rind! - suze

RazorbackBucks: Every order comes with complimentary defibrillator. - loozer

via Digg

Posted by: Michael K


TexnDoc's picture

Paula Deen doing homemade Slim Fast.

loozer's picture

RazorbackBucks: Every order comes with complimentary defibrillator.

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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!

snowpiece's picture

How KFed likes HIS Frap

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Rose made another St. Olaf's dish for the girls.

A Spears favorite.

Area 5150's picture

Mmmmmmmm baconsoup. A favorite for the mother-in-law

NoAnjl's picture

Cool! I was in the mood to pig out!

Kandykane's picture

Never mind Turducken. Let's have some Bacowhatthefucken.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

When Dog the Bounty Hunter said he likes his meat tough, he really meant it...

Snarkley's picture

Mocha fatty.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

What every New Yorker wants....!!!

*side-eye*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

Raul Duke's picture

* given side eye by Canada* That round bacon ain't right!************************************************************************************************
And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what's the point of anything?

Snarkley's picture

Make mine decaf.

NoAnjl's picture

Coming soon to McDonald's: Big Heart Attack

Raul Duke's picture

I don't know whether to eat it or fuck it? ************************************************************************************************
And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what's the point of anything?

snowpiece's picture

Arkansas Protein Shake

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown