Thursday, November 19th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 18th!
They were once homeless and abandoned, but Joan Rivers' face scraps pulled themselves together and got a job at the diner. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
How to make your Muslim roommate keep his damn hands off your peanut-butter. - TexnDoc
Bartender! I'd like to buy another rind! - suze
RazorbackBucks: Every order comes with complimentary defibrillator. - loozer
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@TexnDoc: LOL - Good call! :-)
My gawd that thread was hysterical! Big fat greasy cheesy congrats to the WINNAHS OurMissC, TexnDoc, suze and the sexay and talented loozer♥!!!
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Congrats OurMissC! Clever AND funny! LMAO
Congrats to TexnDoc (LOVED IT!), suze and my loozer♥babydollxoxo
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Geez - thanks everyone.
Big congrats toTexnDoc, Mis C, and looooozeeeerrrr!!!
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Wonderful job winners! Funny.Funny.Funny!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
TD: I showed it to my Muslim bf last night and he thought it was fucking hysterical and "perfect"
woooo hooo Miss C ♥ you are a straight up dlisted slut!!!
mah sweetie pie loooooozah! wins again!
good job suze!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Holy cow! There were so many great captions, I didn't think I had a chance. Thanks, MK! Congrats to funny horz TexnDoc, suze, loozer♥♥♥♥!
Congrats winners!!
Those Captions gave me a real 'pork' belly laugh!!
Now let's all go get stupid pissed!!
xoxo
<"Submitted by Baho on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 9:07am.">
Should have avoided religion altogether and gone with "Vegan friend". Who cares - if cash was involved (or even a Mother's cookie) I'd spend more time thinking these things out.
Congrats to OurMissC, Texndoc, suze and LOOOOOOOOZAAAAHHHHH!!! I love the Razorback reference!!!
*keepin it real in AR*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Re: caption "How to make your Muslim roommate keep his damn hands off your peanut-butter. - TexnDoc"
Or a Jewish one, my friend. It's far too easy to rag on Muslims so let's "spread" it around eh?
I call off my goons for one day and Our Miss C is back on top! lol
Congrats MissC! Also Texndoc and Suze!!
Thanx MK and all of my adoring fans.
(Warning! Warning! Smug Alert!)
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
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But, honestly, where can I get one of these babies?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Wow, another star-studded line-up of winners!!! OurMissC, own up, you ARE sleeping with MK! Other than that, you're plying him with nubile Brazilian boys!
Congrats to usual funny placers TexnDoc, suze, and looooozeeeerrrr!!!
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Breakfast at Abu Ghraib
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if u were rosie's wife and you had to see this on the night stand every night, you would have left, too.
I'm pretty sure I just jizzed in my pants.
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
..just in case a bacon fart isn't quite nasty enough...
Being Irish it looks great...bacon, beer with a fried egg on top...breakfast, lunch and supper.
Being Canadian I prefer cold beer.
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Following failed baby clothing line, KFed designs edible bar ware for German stein company; Nacho cheese filling available with gift wrap option.
Sick of accusations that he is living off Miley, Billy Ray Cyrus attempts to launch his own line of beer mugs, available this christmas at a walmart near you!
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Rachel Ray's homage to Oktoberfest.
Homer Simpson's colonoscopy photo.
Sandra Lee's favorite holiday cocktail- eggnog filled in pork jerkey.