Wednesday, November 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Sidney The Pet Otter
Yes, this video of Sidney the "domesticated" baby otter playing around like a newborn kitten made me weak in the soul and lukewarm (as opposed to ice cold) in the heart, but then I got to thinking about the family of otters I once watched viciously attack each other. Shit was REAL.
Seriously, otters look like they are full of rainbows and heart-shaped kisses, but they will bite your nostril off for the last fish eye. They would.
That being said, I guess micro pigs are out and baby otters are in. You know Pararsite Hilton will have one of these by the end of the week. It will end in tears when her new pet otter gobbles up all her beloved coochie crustaceans.
Source: Buzzfeed via Best Week Ever
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I'll put an Otter on my Xmas list
Fuck, where can I get one of these? Like, NAO!
@ MissJaneTexas
Good for you! Enjoy. I love that stuff. :-)
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 10:13pm.
ESE - you thief!!!!!!
i left some mustard to make up for it, but... it's really not the same!
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"No, I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three"
Little_Rascal - I am watching Judge Judy's from my DVR ( I love her! haha)
ESE - you thief!!!!!!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 10:07pm.
I might have some beer laying around somewhere
no, i already got to that.. sorry... oh yeah... you're out of ketchup too!
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"No, I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three"
@ MissJaneTexas
Don't be bored,sweet! How about watching something on TV? Or reading a great book? Or even a magazine?
I'm reading the latest biography of Marilyn Monro, out just a month ago "The secret life of Marilyn Monro" , it has so many photos that have never been published previously, and some information that was never available before because FBI finally made their Marilyn Monroe files available to public.
I might have some beer laying around somewhere. but I dont' want beer...oh well beggars cannot be choosers.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 10:04pm.
ESE - I wish I was. I didn't get to the wine store before it closed. DAMN
time to check the medicine cabinet if ya ask me!... heehee!
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"No, I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three"
ESE - I wish I was. I didn't get to the wine store before it closed. DAMN
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 10:00pm.
im bored...
i'm drunk...
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"No, I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three"
@ buttGrowth
That was a masterpiece!!! All that snot hanging from his nose.
"Violence is never the answer!!!" LMAO!
It's still on you-tube, and they also have a bunch of skits and cartoons that are parodies of Perez's announcements that are insanely funny. There's a cartoon of a humongous fat hippo crying like Perez :-)
im bored...
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@rascal
I laughed watching the QQ video he did about OMG I WAS ASSAULTED!!!!!!!!!!! He is a dipshit and got what was coming for his dumb ass.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:37pm.
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No, ma'am.
I only begged him at the end to not ban my drunken ass from dlisted. LOL!
Night, darlin'.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
@ butt growth
Agree with you 100%. That's why I suppose I was banned. I never used profanity and got along great with everyone, but I DESPISED Perez Hilton, his constant self-promotion and using people to advance his own agenda.I abhorred his personality, I couldn't stand his worship of Lady GaGa and his duplicity and vindictiveness..
I CELEBRATED on the day he was punched in Toronto by Black Eye Peas manager.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:32pm.
And I would love to find a way to punish these spammers like the evil doers they are.
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Ok, but did you tell him to do whatever Momus says? Maybe I'll get drunk tomorrow and email him, myself:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
can anyone tell me why H.R. Pufnstuf is in my living room?... geebus, i need to sleep!
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"No, I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three"
Perez Hilton is fucking trash. I'd rather read Dlisted all day over and over again because at least MK can make me laugh.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:32pm.
And I would love to find a way to punish these spammers like the evil doers they are.
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Tattles on self:
I drunk emailed Mk earlier about that shit!
Bastards! You form a posse, I am in!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
@ Momus
Momus, I was banned from PerezHilton too. That's when I discovered DListed.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:23pm.
Not much, Angel.
Nu?
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I'm boring. SoR-RaY! I'm just so tired these days - not in a bad way, mind - just slow and stoopit;p
And I would love to find a way to punish these spammers like the evil doers they are.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Not much, Angel.
Nu?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Hey Mrs. K! Waddyasay!?
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Evening, kidlets!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:01pm.
Angel, is your avie really a Kelly Clarkson album cover?
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Mostly. I made her Lean Like a Chola;)
But "they" turned her into a cartoon before that.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:04pm.
Momus- I just don't know how to get banned from Perez! I have said terrible stuff and have never been banned!
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During one his whiney tirades about how he was being treated at some function, I mentioned that the problem might stem from the accusations and lawsuits (24 and counting) pending in federal court in Los Angeles that he stole pictures from the various sites.
My comment posted; less than 30 seconds later, it was gone. I have never been able to get permission from his Nazi moderator to post.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Momus- I just don't know how to get banned from Perez! I have said terrible stuff and have never been banned!
Angel, is your avie really a Kelly Clarkson album cover?
It looks more like a young Kate Winslet.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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PS. YAY FOR OTTERS! They're my favourite! They so playful! I love that:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Thanks Momus. I wonder if anyone could actually MK to do that...LOL...somehow, I doubt it.
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:49pm.
Well hell no wonder it ain't helping!
I don't see this shit on other sites I go to. Do they have spam banners?
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Everybody's got some spam...I even see boards all spammed out like this. I suppose some people have full-time moderators, which I don't think is necessarily the case with MK (I'm guessing tho)
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:49pm.
Many of the gossip blogs vet the submission before posting it.
I have a lifetime ban at Gawker and PerezHilton because of some of my submissions.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Well hell no wonder it ain't helping!
I don't see this shit on other sites I go to. Do they have spam banners?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:46pm.
Maybe MK can complain directly to the siteholder, or complain to the Federal Communications Commission and the Federal Trade Commission.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:42pm.
Angel- I reported the comments as spam but nuthin!
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You can't report them here. He keeps banning them but they have roving IP's and re-signing up. Every time you see spam, its never a very old account....
That's why we need outside help. It's REALLY rude - even Sugar Loves is not this annoying.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Has anyone heard from James Haven lately?
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Smurf- Neither had I until now. They are a Mexican fast food type place that specialize in chicken and it's marinated in some spices and stuff. It's really good.
I have had too much In and Out burger, so my roomate and I went for something a little different. It's really fresh.
Yeah David, thanks I am Much better!
I never had Pollo loco
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Angel- I reported the comments as spam but nuthin!
They are out of control! I have never seen it so bad. I could give a fuck that it is xmad time. No excuse for this shit, and the dude that has the naked chick that takes up about two fucking car lengths pisses me the fuck off!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:31pm.
OMFG - and no one wanted to help me find out who to yell at. Just great.
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You talkin about these FUCKING RETARDED SPAMMERS Angel?
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I AM! I wanna report the site to someone - there's GOT to be SOME kinda standard practice, no?
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Hiya Smurf!
I am eating delicious El Pollo Loco chicken tamales right now! This shit is good! The chicken burrito rocks too!
What are ya p to? Feelin better?
Nite Hookers!!! what's going on?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 7:18pm.
Whats up, horz?
Doing a little drive-by again before getting ready to go off to my next *gig* (Wal-Mart) until 1:30 a.m.
---------Bet you work at a Supercenter don't ya!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:31pm.
OMFG - and no one wanted to help me find out who to yell at. Just great.
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You talkin about these FUCKING RETARDED SPAMMERS Angel?
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT! I AM GONNA SHOVE MY EL POLLO LOCO TAMALES UP THEIR ASS!!!!!!!!
OMFG - and no one wanted to help me find out who to yell at. Just great.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
OMFG - and no one wanted to help me find out who to yell at. Just great.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
@Miz Hekki - Go you. AND Mr. Hekki! Enjoy!
And now I'm off to wash mah dirty ass for my next *gig*.
At least I've got SOME kind of money coming in.
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Lux that whisting thing would freak me the hell out.
All I know about our Walmart is that there will soon be a Super Walmart going in just up the street, and we have only had the first one for two or three years. And I know someone who works there who gets paid to walk around and act like she's shopping, to help thwart thieving.
Yay!
It's time to go to bed! Good night slutz.
Hey horz. My phone went all haywire, so Mr. Hekki just bought me an iPhone. It was part of an upgrade and it's refurbished, so it wasn't that spendy, but still!
He's getting lucky tonight.