Mah Boo Was Robbed!
Ask my genitals (and the restraining order out against me) and they will tell you that this was definitely the year of THE SILVER FOX! I mean, look at that precious blue background. Wouldn't it look even more precious with Anderson Fox's silver field glittering in front of it? Sigh. People better include a "Sexiest Fox Alive" supplement in this shit. Anymynonowillbesendingthemhatemail....
As you can see Johnny Depp was named People's Sexiest Man Alive (aka Bitch We Want To Bone Badly). Johnny joins Billy Goat Brad Pitt and George Clooney as the only pieces who have been named SMA twice. And once again, Mah Boo shuffles off empty-handed. FOR SHAME!
The rest of the list includes some of the usual suspects (i.e. Ryan Reynolds, Jakey G, Robert Downey Jr., Posh Beckham's purse holder) as well as some new hos (i.e. The Glee Guys, Gilles Marini, Squinty's favorite shopping partner, Glamberace, John Cho, Nick Cannon, John Legend).
And yes, the Keeper of the Unicorn Forest made the list too. Yesterday, there was a fake People cover going around with RPattz on it. People probably decided not to go with RPattz this year, because they didn't want to be responsible for the millions of Twitward vaginas that would explode out of excitement.
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Ewww. What an unflattering picture.
I used to be hot for Johnny but now his mass popularity and growing followers among mom jean crowds turns me off. As well as the fact that for a while now his face has been widening, a la Leonardo DiCaprio/Marlon Brando. He's definitely not fat but his face looks... bloated.
And what has he even done this year? (Publicly, not including the charitable acts)
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I think Johnny is incredibly sexy - but this picture is AWFUL. What the hell IS this picture? They should have used a better one, especially for the cover.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 6:55pm.
Honestly, I think they got lazy. It's like Esquire picking Kate Beckinsale for Sexiest Woman Alive this year. Was she in anything besides that snow movie?
I'm a big Johnny fan, but I wonder why he was chosen this year out of everyone when he only had one (rather minor) movie out in the early summer. He was very good in it, but other actors have been more in the spotlight this year.
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good lord! they ruined him in photoshop. he should sue. hell! I should sue!
Okay, so the man is hot, but that picture is awful! something with how they photoshopped it, like maybe the background was cut and pasted on or something...
also, love the drunk video of him on tmz from last night, dude was plastered!
I have never understood the so called hotness of this guy. He's had his moments, but overall, I don't see it. I fail to see the hotness in Clive Owen or Daniel Craig either. Or Ryan Reynolds. Or probably half or more of the men in this issue.
I want to know where they come up with their ideas of what sexy is.
BEH HEH HEH HE HO ALL THE FUCKING LOOSERS JOHNNY BEAT OUT ARE ON D-LISTED BITCHING AND SCREAMING LIKE GIRLS BECAUSE THEY LOST HA HA HA HA HA HA HA GET THE FUCK OVER IT JOHNNY IS SEXY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HA HA HA HA HA !
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Maybe next year the silver fox will get a turn.
HELL yea !!!!!
FINALLY they get it right !!! He's simply the greatest, sexiest, one of the most talented actors in Hollywood today!
Keep rockin johnny!!!
I don't care how old Johnny Depp gets. I will never kick that luscious man out of my bed.
oh and btw, rpatt is not hot! major bowzer. he souldnt be in the mag at all.
I have only one thing to say: Skarsgard
your boo?! mah boo was robbed too! no, just being in the mag aint good enough. he should be on the cover, damnit. john depp is 400 yrs old. this is bullshit!
He's starting to look like Katie Holmes - or maybe it's just a really bad pic.
Johnny Depp, so hot.
Depp is totally fug to me. I do not get his appeal.
RPatz (whatever) is one ugly fuck. Seriously.
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I agree...Johnny, you are one sexy mother fucker. R Pezz has nothing on your sexy ass!
"Fuck me running..."
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!!!!!
Glad they finally got something right in that fucking skanky magazine....
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I thought he was hot like in the 21 Jump Street Days, but he has just looked un-clean and too mustache-y this past decade. I don't see why so many panties cream over him. He does seem like a very nice guy though.
Little ras - my carving will never fade, or sag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JD is monogamous. I'm not. Fail again.
"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
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Submitted by Highly Critical on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:39pm.
Nice try. Fail. Try again.
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You forgot to stay On Topic, toots. Johnny Depp still gets more peen than you do.
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Bottom-feeder.
Nice try. Fail. Try again.
"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
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Submitted by Highly Critical on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:35pm.
Why don't you wastes of life wait for the open post with your idiotic and incredibly stupid banter? Morons.
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Yeah, I totally agree Johnny Depp sucks peen better than you do.
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Bottom-feeder.
Why don't you wastes of life wait for the open post with your idiotic and incredibly stupid banter? Morons.
"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
Danzig
Ryan Reynolds eyes are too close together making him look like a simpleton. Which by all accounts he is.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:09pm.
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You got kinda close when you were at Lafortune Golf, but not really. HA! I'd say within 10 miles!
*claps and giggles like an idiot*
On Topic: I would still get with the pirate, vampire, the gay and his wife because I am still easy that way.
Johnny Depp sexy? EWWWWWW! I have named him river rat ever since I saw him in the movie Chocolat.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:10pm.
peaches80:
I am STILL ın Turkey, supposedly leavıng for Athens AGAIN tonıght.
If you see me back on here later tonıght that means I am STILL ın Istanbul!!
And last nıght I got sıdetrıcked and had to go two rounds on two pıeces.
Don't tell hopıece but I mıght have to steal that name!
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peaches80:
I am STILL ın Turkey, supposedly leavıng for Athens AGAIN tonıght.
If you see me back on here later tonıght that means I am STILL ın Istanbul!!
And last nıght I got sıdetrıcked and had to go two rounds on two pıeces.
Don't tell hopıece but I mıght have to steal that name!
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:02pm.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:02pm.
Glambert made the lıst?
OK, PEOPLE magazıne ıs serıously doıng the fool now!
Who's on the lıst next year?
Rosıe O'Donnel?!
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LOL!!!!!
johnny is a saint !!!!
hi , still in turkey !
be back soon to europe i'll show ya ma pics !
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*cutting I ♥ Johnny Depp into leg*
It looks like a new entry for Men who look like old lesbians.
Glambert made the lıst?
OK, PEOPLE magazıne ıs serıously doıng the fool now!
Who's on the lıst next year?
Rosıe O'Donnel?!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 11:39am.
MYmomma!! LMAO.....
Oh - and I froze my DICK OFF in your city yesterdee!
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It was cold, huh? I totally forgot that you were here...damn it! My ass would have frozen to the window while mooning you! *rubs ass*
Where did y'all go?
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.