The Empress Of Lucite Wants To Be Carrie Prejean's Mentor
Vivid Entertainment got a hold of a series of tapes of Carrie Prejean parting her pink sea, and they want to sell the videos with her blessing. Carrie turned them down. Well, now Vivid has brought out their finest lucite jewel to dazzle Carrie and bring her over to the bright side.
The Empress of Lucite slid into her lucite throne, pulled out her boyfriend's peen, dipped it in her sparkly box and wrote a passionate letter to Carrie where she described her own journey from powerless victim to star, cinematographer, director, costume designer and soundtrack composer of her own fuck film. Shauna said that Carrie could waste thousands of dollars on lawyers, or she could make millions by letting the world see her holy grail on her terms.
Below is the part of the letter where Shauna talks about the pivotal moment where she decided to LEAK HER OWN SEX TAPE be the queen of her own porn destiny:
I went to the meeting full of rage. During the meeting, however, I realized that I could actually take control of the situation. Instead of spending thousands of dollars in legal fees for a lawsuit that could take months or even years to be resolved, I could actually turn things around.I told Steven that I wanted to eliminate any compensation to the third party since it was my movie that I not only starred in, but also directed and added the music to. I also told him that I wanted to be involved in the marketing of the movie as I really cared about it.
I’m really glad I made that decision. I’m proud of my body and of the passion that I felt during the making of the movie which became “Shauna Sand Exposed.”
Why don’t you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own
terms so that you are in the driver’s seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I’d be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it.
If any of us were touched by a lucite angel, we would immediately fall into a deep trance and do anything Shauna asked us to. But Carrie proved that she is not of this world, because she turned down Shauna's offer! Carrie even threatened to sue Vivid if they don't leave her alone.
UNGODLY! Turning down the Empress of Lucite is like turning down JESUS himself. Carrie basically spit on the gates of heaven. Just like she spit on her palm to play with her coochie on that tape!
To quote the a wise woman named Marguerite Perrin: "SHE IS NOT A CHRIIIIISTIIIIIIIAN!"
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This fake Christian is an idiot and, because of her stupidity and prejuidice, is not attractive at all. I wish she would go away but, like her hero Sarah Palin, she won't.
the one on the right looks like she has a distended anus for lips
My BFF Shauna will get Carrie for this - you don't turn down favors from the E. of L. lightly. Carrie will be sporting a lucite head soon.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I think "handling her own situation" is what got the skank into trouble in the first place...
Eventually, those tapes will be all over the Internet, where people can see them for free. She might as well make a deal and get some money.
@suckandfuck
I saw that too! Here is a link to what happened. Sad.
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/trading_spouses/2007_Se...
What is in Carrie's sex tape??? I *NEED* to know why there's so much talk about it being so vivid that TMZ didn't want to mention it...
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Entertainment Weekly got it right in their "The Bullseye" section: "Further proof that Carrie Prejean in a pariah: Even her sex tape is solo."
Obviously, CP couldn't find anyone righteous enough to boink her (un)holy hole.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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That stupid whore should listen to Shauna Sand.
I thought I despised Shauna, but stand her next to this hypocritical imbecile and she looks like a MENSA member. Have you all read the Carrie Prejean e-mails? She is a steaming cunt and practically illiterate. Dumb as a box of rocks and arrogant. I wish she had been at Fort Hood when that jihadi dude shot everyone.
blueangel - ITA. She's nasty and her face is totally fug.
Shauna is a soiled piece of trash. Why would anyone listen to what she has to say? I wince whenever I look at chimpanzee face- close set eyes, black brows, deformed nose, butt-hole lips and WIDE neck. If anyone in their right mind got a letter from her, they would throw it in the garbage which is where she belongs as well.
DORK-SIDED!!!! DORK-SAEEEEEEEEDED!!!!
To quote the a wise woman named Marguerite Perrin: "SHE IS NOT A CHRIIIIISTIIIIIIIAN!"
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You totally stole that idea from me, bitch. Don't even try to lie about it!
In other news: Good for you Shauna. Tell her how it's done. She can do it now or do it later but I know you know she knows you know that's how it's all gonna go down.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Shauna sand should be in my conference meetings. I'm sure she would take control of the world and save it. Heck she would save us in 2012 when the world goes nuts. she would stop earthquakes, tsunamis, fires and all.
Coma Caca!!
Spitting is gross. Are these real people?
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:51am.
It's always the self-righteous bitches who are the biggest monsters.
Bingo, DonkeyPunched!
What cracks me up is that Shauna "directed and added music to" her fuck video.
Look out, Stephen Speilberg!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I implore you moderator - stop the spamming from these sales sites!! Please.
Prejean is ignorance personified: girl is stupid. Really stupid. STFU and slither back into your sewer.
Sands is such an ugly woman that it is frightening: the standards for "beauty" have sunk to new lows.
It's always the self-righteous bitches who are the biggest monsters.
This Carrie chick is the oddest mixture of delusion, false pride, Christianity, sluttiness, and stupidity that I've ever seen. Wow.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
One Hag giving advice to another Hag. Bitch, please.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:41am.
S&F Oh yea, was that her name, that was sad, she got hit by a car or something?
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oh ya? That's sad, her daughter seemed pretty level headed. DORK SIDED!!!1111111
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
S&F Oh yea, was that her name, that was sad, she got hit by a car or something?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Shauna you are nothing more than a phony. I'm not falling for your victim routine. You and Vivid had this planned from the start. Fuck off you piece of plastic trash.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9aGKMz360
The best trailer ever!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:23am.
sucky WTF are you screaming about now, Ashley who?
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GOD LADY'S DAUGHTER!! HER DYING. IT'S NOT GOD. IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN. all right I don't give a fuck anymore.
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by MrsB on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:24am.
Are we holding grammar class so early today? Even that beats crazy eyes and lucite queen chatter.
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LOL sorry!
APES!
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
♥♥♥♥snowwwwwwwwwwyyy♥♥♥♥
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Oh. Oh wait. This is the crazy Christian lady, right? What was her catchphrase again?
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Bottom-feeder.
Are we holding grammar class so early today? Even that beats crazy eyes and lucite queen chatter.
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Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore, that's why were soul mates!
sucky WTF are you screaming about now, Ashley who?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
eeegads... I don't think this annoying bitch is attractive in any way. Would I watch the fuck tape or look at the naked pics, sure, Imma a guy... duh.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:19am.
I am clueless! Ashley who?
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GAWD LADY'S DAUGHTER. I just checked that MySpace link, shit said her daughter died in 07. What the fak?
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I think I would rather read about Jon and Kate.
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Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore, that's why were soul mates!
All these celebs film themselves having sex now, its just the thing to do, apart from buy a small dog or naming your children weird names.
Would be nice if you check my celebrity blog sometime :)
http://celebsabotage.posterous.com/
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:17am.
HOWEVER does too take commas!
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lol
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:16am.
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID ASHLEY DIE? WAY TO GO GOD...
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I am clueless! Ashley who?
HOWEVER does too take commas!
evil shoe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
co sign ziggy stardust , like if you have love handles and stuff , mmmmm no even if you are toned just all the moaning and what not !!!!!
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les anges existent mais des fois ils n'ont pas d'ailes...
nous les appelons alors amis.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID ASHLEY DIE? WAY TO GO GOD...
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Some people like to watch others masturbate. Duh!
This:
"The Empress of Lucite slid into her lucite throne, pulled out her boyfriend's peen, dipped it in her sparkly box and wrote a passionate letter to Carrie"
made me snort coffee. Carry on.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
I don't give a fuck about this story! The only thing that makes me stabby is the fact that people don't use proper punctuation with the word however, its not always a comma people! And misusing the word to, when it should be too.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:12am.
Why even film yourself fucking in the first place?
Do people get off on watching their own fuck-flicks?
Hideous.
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When you look hot, duh yeah. I have to jerk it everytime I hit the shower, that mirror image is too much to resist.
MORNING RAUL.
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
LOL!! So true!!
Submitted by MrsB on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:59am.
Eventually the tapes will leak out, much like the garbage from crazy eyes mouth. Its only a matter of time.
Why even film yourself fucking in the first place?
Do people get off on watching their own fuck-flicks?
Hideous.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
She has such a sense of entitlement like everything should be given to her or she'll have a tantrum.
She's a bitch!
OMG, I hate Carrie Prejean.