Tuesday, November 17th 2009
Coochie Coochie Ouch
While you're sitting in your cubicle today and praying to the gods for a permanently hard dick and/or a fully packed bong to fall in your lap, say an extra prayer for Charo. Charo is BROKEN! Seeing Charo limp through Beverly Hills yesterday makes me want to slap a Gopher!
This means that Charo can't fully thrust her crotch bone and flex her chesticles. Sad. If Charo can't coochie coochie coo, your own coochie isn't going to even bother getting out of bed anymore. And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what's the point of anything?
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Get well Charo.
Charo always gets a pass ın my book because when you take away all the sıllıness thıs ıs a talented slut.
Take notes young Hollywood!
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Hope she gets well. Hope the spammers get the boot.
How did she mess up her leg
No mention here and I couldn't find the article at Wenn
She's an awesome guitarist! If you've never heard her play, check it out.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Damn, isn't this bitch like 1000 years old. She only looks 500 though. I loves me the Charo. Get better, girl!
ABSOLUTELY LOVE Charo !
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this post made me lol
Submitted by BubblesTate on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 10:18am.
Isn't that Fergie?
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In give or take 30 years. If she lives long enough to actually finally wear Depends under her hot pants.
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Bottom-feeder.
Morning all - howzit hanging?
OT - ummmmmm, i got nothing. Feel better soon Charo........
PS - FUCK YOU SPAMMERS, die.
Isn't that Fergie?
lol... they need to let her ass do the boniva commercials!
I used to like it when she would be a guest on Pee Wee's Playhouse.
She probably just had knee surgery.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:35am.
I saw that Surreal Life episode, and she was good. Gotta give her credit.
Wasn't that dumbass Flava Flav on that season?
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Yeah he was, Brigitte Nelson too, then they had their own show which was pretty shitty but fucking hysterical.
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I saw that Surreal Life episode, and she was good. Gotta give her credit.
Wasn't that dumbass Flava Flav on that season?
Submitted by lisayu002 on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:29am.
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LOL @ lisayu002! I totally agree Fuggy Fug could look like a rug-munching Charo someday if she continues laying off the meth.
Oh, and FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK SPAMMBER!!!
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S&F is right...Charo is quite the talented guitar player...
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Is she wearing some of those stupid 'walk fit' shoes? Those are only good for standing in line and rocking like you're crazy.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:09am.
Well Dave I'm not quite sure but Charo sucked her first dick on horseback. Hey sucky, did that little bitch ever call?
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HA he told me to call him during the week, I'll probably call him tomorrow. Thanks for asking. FUCK DATING.
ON TOPIC: Charo is pretty awesome on guitar, you ever see her play? She was on that shit show The Surreal Life years ago, she made it worth watching then she invited all the dumb fucks to watch her play in Vegas or some shit, she's really good.
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Good Lord, isn't she like, 90?!
Looks damn good to me! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what's the point of anything?
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FOR REAL.
Raul- yeah I was thinking she was used to using a Raptor bone ad a dildo, but maybe she is not that old.
Get Well Soon Charo!
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 8:57am.
Howdy suckandfuck!
How old is she? she has been around forever!
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And yet she's still waaaay hotter than the two 'arteests' featured below (see Video Phone post).
Get well soon, Charo!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Well Dave I'm not quite sure but Charo sucked her first dick on horseback. Hey sucky, did that little bitch ever call? ****************************************************************************************** My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.
"If Charo can't coochie coochie coo, your own coochie isn't going to even bother getting out of bed anymore. And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what's the point of anything?"
That's my new favorite tongue twister... so much better than that damn woodchuck.
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"SALT THE SNAIL"
Is she wearing those Skecher fit shoes? I want a pair but am afraid of looking like Herman Munster in athletic gear.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
"While you're sitting in your cubicle today and praying to the gods for a permanently hard dick and/or a fully packed bong to fall in your lap"
its like he can read my mind or something...
Charo is what I heart this morning. Pray for her.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Howdy suckandfuck!
How old is she? she has been around forever!
fuck these spammers! jack off mother fuckers~
She'll be fine. She's fucking indestructible.
G O O D M O R N I N G ! ! !
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Aww, MK, she's just goin' bionic.
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