Monday, November 16th 2009

Awwww?

In between shots for Wall Street 2 (send your hate mail to Michael Douglas) in NYC today, Shia LaDouche gently kissed on Carey Mulligan's little nose like she was a precious Disney Princess. I know I should be "awwwing" in the heart over this, but mouth-to-nose fucking isn't my thing. I'd rather cuddle up to a filthy peen (see below) than get mocos on my lips. I have some standards (no, I don't).

Here's more of the co-stars/love birds being sweet today. How much do you want to bet that Shia calls Carey's nose "Mom."

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Nothing like new "love".

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*sigh* I still have a cougar crush on Shia, and yes, as a matter of fact I *am* ashamed of it.

In other news, what is WITH the fucking SPAM?!?!? Get on that, MK!

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Awww, that IS a cute picture. That said: Am I supposed to know who the ckick is? Cuz I have no idea

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Every movie I see this guy I cringe when he has a love scene. It's like watching my friend's teen son. ALL TYPES OF WRONG!

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besides not being able to act, he doesn't look the part..it look like he's playing a 50's greaser

shia is spielberg's chia pet

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

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Lip to nose contact, instant swine flu!

Norwaygirl's picture

Carey is pretty, but not with that hair. She has done Austen, and was hot and evil in Northanger Abbey, and cute as Kitty in Pride&Prejudice.

But her right ear is strange..

H1N1's picture

Where there is news, there is my shadow drifting away!! Dating site?? we are professional enough!!

MickeyHolland's picture

They shouldn't mess with the classics. This guy looks like your best friend's creepy little brother. A lead in Wall Street should at least have sex appeal, because money and sex go hand in hand after all.

he's not a good enough actor to pull of Wall Street II.

double booked tart's picture

He's the kind of actor I kinda enjoy watching get hurt in movies. Yes, I know it's fake but there is something so.... arrogant with a pinch of douchebag about this guy which makes me think life just needs to kick his ass more often. As for his acting abilities, *eye roll* yeah, if they existed I might comment on them.

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Clarisse on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 10:18pm

Rent Transformers or Disturbia, I swear you won't be disappointed.
Swear to The Brad's life....

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This makes me want a cigarette.

And sometimes it would be nice to have a boyfriend. But, immediately, I'd rather have the cigarettes.

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I'm not a LaDouche fan having never seen him in a movie, but the quickest way into my...uh...heart is a kiss on the nose or the forehead.

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are we sure this is not a publicity stunt for their movie?

Yea Im Soo like OMFG Jealous

*roll eyes*

Shia is hot.

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what Stock Broker said.

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Wow. I just realized that Carey was Ada in Bleak House. I was OBSESSED with that series when it aired, but I barely recognized her styled like that.

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I'm still pissed that they're doing a sequel to Wall Street 20+ years later. Total sell out.

Shit LaBeef can't act his way INTO a porn movie let alone something like Wall Street.

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I can't believe I used to like that kid.

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If she's his type...then I'm way to pretty for him! ;)..NEXT!!

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She looks like a brunette Michelle Williams.

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Heifer, get your nose off of my man!

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I think kisses on the forehead and the nose are the cutest thing evah!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

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Relationships are bullshit.

*sigh*

I need a boyfriend.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 8:06pm.

I had septoplasty and turbinate reduction (for chronic sinusitis and headaches) and I feel like SHIT! Even the pain meds aren't helping as well. I see the doc in the am, hopefully he'll remove these stupid nose straws! I can whistle all my fav tunes through my nose now! LOL

Thanks!
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Aww. I feel for you. I had to have a septoplasty a few years ago. Recovery is a bitch (took me about 2 weeks to feel better), but I sleep wonderfully now that I can breathe through my nose.

Feel better soon!

OT: Shia... drunk-driving douche... zzzzz

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 8:06pm.

I had septoplasty and turbinate reduction I can whistle all my fav tunes through my nose now! LOL
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Damn, sweetie. That sounds painful, but I like the fact that you can still find the bright side!
*tries to whistle out nose....and fails!*
Have you ever seen the "valentines" Simpsons episode where Ralph (my favorite) plays the flute with his nose?? LMFAO! His dad(Chief Wiggum) says, "Nice flutin' boy." Oh. Shit. I love it!
I am sending you good vibes!

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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 8:06pm.

I had septoplasty and turbinate reduction (for chronic sinusitis and headaches) and I feel like SHIT! Even the pain meds aren't helping as well. I see the doc in the am, hopefully he'll remove these stupid nose straws! I can whistle all my fav tunes through my nose now! LOL

Thanks!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 7:11pm.
MK, this post has no entertainment value (except what you wrote) and that leads me to believe you posted it for my well-being because I feel like SHIT (still) after my surgery. *sniff* I love you, guurrrlll...
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Awwwe, what surgery? *you do not have to answer that* But! I hope you are fellin' better soon, dear.

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SpiceDong, 'cause I can't even buy this mofo as a college student let alone a stock broker. so high school student must be.
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Shia gets nasal with a girl!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

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How much do you want to bet that Shia calls Carey's nose "Mom."

This joke is so BAD, but it's so funny!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

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Glamberace got oral with a girl TWICE!

OUT magazine, stop the presses!

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