And This Is How Shayne Lamas Is Promoting Her Reality Show
Remember when Shayna Lameass called The Empress of Lucite "pure trash"? Just pretend you do and nod your head yes. Well, look who is the piece of trash now! Garbage day is now on Sunday, because this bitch Shayna Lamas got arrested for DUI.
TMZ, Radar, Penny Saver or Craigslist Missed Connections didn't break the story. No, they didn't want to spend their Saturday night Googling to find out who the hell Shayne Lamas is. Instead Shayne told E! (the network her reality show airs on) about the incident and issued her own prepared statement:
"Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing. However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite. I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself."
I just went in to the next room to ask my ceiling fan if he knew who this trick was and the bitch gave me the silent treatment. So I will take that as a big NO. Obviously, Shayne is still drunk off of that one famewhore-tini, because she's talking foolishness with that "role model for my fans" shit.
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really, who is this whore? another nobody. "Obviously, Shayne is still drunk off of that one famewhore-tini, because she's talking foolishness with that "role model for my fans" shit." HAHAHA no kidding!!
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One drink, (insert eye roll) do you think we are as stupid as you bitch??
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By fans she means "client list" because hookers don't have fans. Come to think of it, I don't think she even has a client list, she's more of a "wait for a john on the curb" type of girl not a "so high end I have my own business card" ho
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Fame WHORE necessities:
1) Fake spray on tan
2) Very short skirt
3) Show them titties, baby!
4) Act like a moron
5) Use non-applicable & hilarious words like "fans", "role model" etc when talking about yourself.
6) Do something really stupid (drive drunk & get a DUI), then purposely try to get publicity from it by calling attention to it YOURSELF.
7) Step on anyone, including members of your own family, to get attention.
This bitch is nothing more than a dumbass attention whore who's been put on TV. Let's move on to something more interesting...
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Whoever this famewhore is she's a moron. Only had 1 drink? riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 1:14pm.
her fans? who the fuck is this piece of shit?
Reality stars have fans...no really they do...don't they?
When I think of what's in my own gene pool, I shudder. But I don't define myself by that shit...
I'm off to close up shop for the night...
*hangs up KITCHEN IS CLOSED sign*
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She really had no chance did she though. Think of the gene pool she's coming from.
I've never heard of her... so she's a Lamas?
Don't keep up with 'em or any their shows.
I just don't for the life of me understand some of these young *celebrity* women. IMO, she's not unattractive, she's young, and her boobies LOOK like they're her own--not the work of a plastic surgeon. Why the heavy orange spray-tan and tacky clothes though? And jeebus, the make-up-! Does she fling her mascara on with a teaspoon and apply everything else with trowel?
Ladies! It IS possible to look sexy and *sophisticated* at the same time.
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Nerd alert: The grammar and punctuation in this statement are lousy. Even her - uh, publicist? - is an idiot. And she has fans?
I truly hate this asshole who posts their stuff for sale... and I hate no one... well, except for two of my cousins, sometimes.
She looks like she's been chasing parked cars.
Cheap hussy.
I saw her and her dad, Lorenzo, on Chelsea Handler: he seemed soooo very grateful to have a career again (?!) she would just NOT shut up. It was ridiculous.
Spray tan, attention whore, slut...who is this? I can't tell cuz I'm editing out my mistake and ....ok, well - lemme guess: Shayne Lamas! I'm off to see if I won a prize:)
EA: Yay! I win!
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You know, I'm guilty of watching her show. (Sorry.) And she's not an ugly girl... but the hair and make-up reminds of Eva Gabor in Green Acres... or Zsa Zsa Gabor in anything. Why, Shayne?
Looks spray-tanned.
The clothes look like shit you'd find at The Dollar Store or Walgreens.
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didn't that sasquatch Khloe Kardashian get a DUI not too long ago? E! probably set the whole thing up, like with Khloe, to get the show some attention. bitch is delusional if she thinks she has "fans."
If shes only 24, then why does she look 40?
LOL! Go figure JJ had the best picture of this ho!:
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Lindsay. It's Over.
well hahahaha, heheheh, Miss Bitch - karma will get you every time! The Goddess of Lucite is probably wetting her pants (later to be sold on EBay - at a premium) laughing at this little news item.
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ugh, this reminds me that her father is singing standards in Palm Springs soon and my mom has free tix and can't decide it she's going or not. Heard a snippet of the ads for that mess and in one Spanish song he pronounces solamente with an "ee" at the end -- "solamenteeeee!!" YUCK, skeevy aging Hollywood brat spawner; Fernando Lamas is rolling in Forest Lawn or wherever he's interred, his skanky douche son trolling for money from the oldsters who still remember his dad fondly/more coffee plz
If we were to put her at 120 lbs, 2 drinks would put her at .08 BAC, enough for an automatic DUI. So I guess if she had one strong mixed drink w/2 shots, it's possible. Also, they give DUI's to people with BACs under .08 if they're driving erratically, show impairment, or fail a field sobriety test (the whole walking in a line type thing). Which is kind of funny, if you're just a horrible driver and do have one drink, you're more likely to get a DUI although you really just deserve to be off the road for driving like a madman all the time.
her fans? who the fuck is this piece of shit?
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Kinda pathetic when you call E! to tell them about a DUI that not even Smoking Gun will post.
Ugly ho with lopsided boobies.
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She looks like a hooker that would give $5 blow jobs behind Schwartz's Pickle Factory.
Attention whore, attention whore, A T T E N T I O N W H O R E!!!!
She's no different than the empress of lucite; she'll do anything to get noticed. She'll be giving blowjobs to annonymous tricks in back alleyways soon enough...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
The Lamas... Another fame-whore family that should have been left in obscurity.
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I could believe the one drink, for her AND Stephanie Pratt, just because their livers are so abused. Once you are in the process of destroying your liver, even one drink can't be processed so much to push you past the legal limit.
And they are skinny bitches with little fat on their bones. That also helps the booze kick around in the blood longer then a "normal" person.
my name is Shayne too! i've never seen anyone till her with a y in it.
Who? This is who? Shit.
When will the black nail polish trend go gently into the night?
When will the black nail polish trend go gently into the night?
Why do people always say "I had one or two drinks, that's it."
They should just freely admit they're crocked to the gills, had about 15 straight vodkas, with a little pot and coke thrown in for good measure. Maybe a Vicodin.
The cops would be speechless, they'd be unable to Mirandize, and presto,
You're off!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Supposedly she's Lamas' daughter by another ex wife. I am dubious.
She looks more like Empress Lucite than Liv Tyler looked like Steven...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
She looks orange in this pic and butt ugly. She's a really gorgeous girl, she just needs to stop shopping Shauna Sands AKA The Empress of Lucite's closet.
@david Letterman - They're also called "tricks".
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Hi TITS, Why are her legs crossed?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
that outfit is atrocious. i watched one of the episodes of this show and it killed brain cells...
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Why are her legs crossed?
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Okay, there is no fucking way she would be over the legal limit after one drink unless she is 1ft tall and 3 lbs.
I would definitely fuck her though. Drunk and slutty! What a treat!
I am confused, she has "fans" aren't those usually called "johns"?
One drink.
She could have metabolized about 20 drinks in one of those ham hocks in about 5 minutes flat!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Giggle # 1 - "one drink".
Giggle #2 - "role model".
Giggle # 2 - "fans".
Is she for real? She appears to be as delusional as Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah.