Friday, November 13th 2009

Nicole Kidman's Lips Are Scaring People

When Nicole Kidman hit the red carpet with Keith Urban at the CMAs the other night, some people made the sign of the cross and hissed at her face. Basically, everyone thought her lips looked like something you'd find swimming in the waters of Lake Karachay (aka the most toxic spot on Earth).

One witness told Page Six, "She looked freakish. She just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan."

Personally, I thought Nicole kind of looked like she breathed oxygen for once. If she was a flower, she'd still be of the plastic variety, but she's not the second coming of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Yet. She still has time for that.

Nicole's titty situation on the other hand..... Those things looked like two babies being smothered! Someone should have called Child Protective Services. Unless, such a thing as Chichis Protective Services exists?

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I think she looks better than she has in ages.
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I think the lips look fine...and she is actually smiling with them! She looks like a younger version of herself.

The boobies, on the other hand, are awful! They are almost as far apart as Kelly Bensimon's, and that is NOT good!

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happyface's picture

Do women w/ implants think they're fooling us?

Sugartits's picture

Personally I think she looks better than she's looked in a long time.

The darker haircolor is far more flattering to her pale skin. She doesn't look so washed out.
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And it's because her RED HAIR is back!!

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dulcecali's picture

She looks GREAT!

Nicole looks like frickin' Melissa Gilbert in that pic. Jaysus.

the Blinding's picture

poor Meg Ryan, lol.

Frost's picture

You know, with all the cosmetological and undergarment trickery available to us women--especially the ones with their level of resources--there is no excuse to look like that.

The more people and media say they look good, the more deluded these women will become in thinking they can plasticize themselves to stop or reverse the aging process.
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Deb's picture

Right back at ya, Miz! Enjoy your weekend!

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MizRo's picture

Deb: ALWAYS lovely to see you and read your comments. Woolf's prose IS heavy and daunting; Faulkner is slightly better but still cumbersome unless in the right frame of mind.
Watch "The Hours" if you get a chance, love, it kept me enthralled till the end, and I don't much like movies, I prefer books.

I have to run now - Saturday errands *sigh*.

Love you! *muah*

Deb's picture

Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 12:18pm.

I never saw "The Hours". I did, however, put down "To the Lighthouse" mid-way through a cross-Atlantic flight because I couldn't handle another page of Woolf's prose!
I also threw William Faulkner's "Absalom Absalom" across the room for the same reason!
Good to see you, hon. I'm on a similar DL schedule!

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MizRo's picture

"The Hours" was wonderful Deb - I didn't even realize it was her till the closing credits! *duh*

She hides the tobacco addiction better than her procedure addiction.

Deb's picture

Miz, I don't remember where I read it, but Nicole loved playing Virginia Woolf because the writer was a chain-smoker.
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MizRo's picture

Deb: *hug* good to see you! I don't get in here much and if I do, it's 10 minutes or so... I miss the D of yore though.

The dress with dark hair or light blonde, as you stated, would be quite lovely! I like it for me!

Deb's picture

MizRo! I do think the dress on someone else or if Nicole had really red or blonde hair would be lovely. It just over-powers her as it is.

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Deb: hello and hope you're well.
I didn't know Kidman smoked.

Deb's picture

I have more of a problem with the bordello bedroom-red dress, and how it makes her hair look mouse brown.
Nicole's a heavy smoker, so maybe without the plumping, those smokers' lines are evident on the upper lip. Who knows.

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MizRo's picture

Love the dress, dislike the person it is on.

Sadly, she is one of those women that fears aging irrationally. If Kidman had just allowed herself to age - she was never a sun-worshipper - I think she would have been just fine. Instead, she looks like a Tussaud figure.

She looks plastic now

skippy's picture

still can't stand nicole -old or new

why do plaz surgeons always make people look like a hyperbolic cartoon of themselves, and not just how they were when they were younger? it's clownish

dumb question, but know what i mean?

old http://celebriscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cruise1.jpg

new...above

StewieGriffin's picture

I don't see what the big deal is, she looks the same as always. I think the media is making crap up for lack of anything else to do.

SoulTaker's picture

I don't think Nicole looks that bad here, but is she wearing a lace front wig? Looks as if she might be because there this slightly different colored area extending a little ways below her hairline.

aCertainAllure's picture

I have to agree with Michael. She doesn't look that bad here. She really needs to lay off the lip injections though.

DiamondDawg's picture

Alby, who dat in your avie??

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I'm tired of looking at these two jacked-up broads.

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Hekki's picture

I used to think that Nicole was one of the actresses out there with her head screwed on straight. Obviously I was wrong.

If someone like Jamie Lee Curtis or Tilda Swinton start tarting themselves up with fake tits and duck lips and hair extensions, I will shoot myself.

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Jesus, I see a moron is back!

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Centaurious's picture

With the collagen lips, it seems to me that lipstick and lipgloss don't "adhere" correctly, it's always on crooked and kind of runny and not symmetrical...

Maybe because you can't feel your lips to put it on right or because the texture changes and it slips?

Chapstick, ladies.

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Fg car commercial just hijacked another 80s song - The Church's "Under the Milkyway". Fuckers.

DiamondDawg's picture

Do ur lips feel anything if they have botox in them?

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omg, look at those hooters.

who did those? grimace from the happy meal? LOL!

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So ıt looks lıke Demı Moore ıs leasıng out her tub of botox agaın!

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Sep for the boobage, bitch looks better than I've seen her in years! That dress had to hurt her chest.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

Those implants are fucking hideous. There's like the Grad Canyon between them, holy fakeness!

Anyone remember Eyes Wide Shut? Bitch had mosquito bites for tits. And now this. DOWNGRADE!

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She must have been trying to get it done in time for the Nine Prem and promotional run...

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Green Is Good's picture

MK, please burn the above pic of botox-faced, Ice Queen Kidman and trout-pout, frozen-mug Ryan. Replace it with kittens, puppies, or unicorns. Anything other than these plastic surgery hags.

I only thing I like about this chick is that she owns her paleness and doesn't mess around with the fake bake...