Friday, November 13th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot involves a hockey stick. I hope the hockey stick is on birth control - Towleroad

Tricia Helfer in a state of what you might call "totally fucking nekkid" - Egotastic!

Fergie should use that finger for better things, like plugging up her leaky beaver - Hollywood Tuna

The paint is drying - Popsugar

Wake me when the pictures from New Moon's Chernobyl premiere come out - Lainey Gosisp

RiRi almost gets scratched out by a cat - Just Jared

There's only one way to settle this: a cage match between Colbert and a jar of Miracle Whip - Best Week Ever

SamRo and her new piece (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Indiana Jones and the Wig Crypt of Doom - Hollywood Rag

Some bitch tried to get a bunch of cash out of Cindy Crawford - I'm Not Obsessed

Chris Pine is Breakout Something of the Year - ICYDK

Stephen Colbert shaves Woody Harrelson's bald spot for the troops - Celebitchy

Even shiny unicorns and smiley suns can't distract us from LiLo's meth face - Cityrag

Mimi and her friend bump guts - Socialite Life

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Stan Hooper's picture

Thanks folks I knew that dude seemed familiar but could not place him. He does look like SamRo on male hormones tho! LOL!

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 4:30pm.

Noice. Pat LaFontaine is HOT! I saw the Philadelphia Flyers play a while back when Eric Lindros was at his peak. Mmmmmm, mmmmmm, MMMMMM! So hot!

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CeeCee's picture

That is NOT SamRo. I think it's the guy Averil Lavigne is divorcing.

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I hope he's not riding it...my friend in l.a. sez all her
suitors want her to use a strap on on them

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

The Staals do have pretty eyes tho.
:)

Hockey fan's picture

Hockey players are the hottest athletes out there. Big shoulders, thighs, and tight asses. What more could you ask for? Most of them are hot too...not Ovechkin or the Staahls...ugh, they fell out of ugly trees. But google Zach Parise of the NJ Devils, and Martin Brodeur. There are some hotties out there.

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Albatross's picture

RL Indiana Jones' verbal beatdown of Beyonce was hilarious!

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MizRo's picture

The way Levi speaks drives me mad, and not in a good way.

SpiceDong's picture

The newsstand version of PlayGirl Mag closed down officially in Feb 2009...they only remain as a pay/members only website...they are going to issue a special paper version for this dude's pictorial, but that is it...there are no plans for the mag to go back to newstands after Levi's issue...they are done for. If they had money they could have gotten a hotter and REAL celebrity to drop trou and open his nalgas, and not this average looking twerp.

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madam s.'s picture

That's too bad that Avril's ex is now dating some low quality Avril knockoff. It seems like he could do better. And he totally does look like Samro.

I just love Stephen Colbert. But I know I'm not alone.

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QueenieBK's picture

Why I started following pro hockey:

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So. Fucking. Hot.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Yup I even like to look at most hockey players when they are missing a tooth.
Hot!
Except Ovechkin.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

@Clarisse:
:)

MissJaneTexas's picture

Someone smack me becaues I think he looks kinda hot there.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 4:00pm.

... that picture is actually of Avril Lavigne's
ex/current husband.
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O that's who it is! IT seems he's dating nice girl for a change...

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Bossy's picture

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 3:53pm.

On the SamRo article. Lady looks like a dude! When did Samantha turn into a man. I know I was on maternity leave, but Jesus! What did I miss here?

My sarcastic meter is a little off today, so excuse me if you were being sarcastic but that picture is actually of Avril Lavigne's ex/current husband. They're poking fun, I guess, that he resembles SamRo.

Centaurious's picture

Stan Hooper, Lady looks like a dude!
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Ya know, I was gonna leave the same comment as you, but I decided that it wasn't her, it was a guy and the whole thing was a joke?

That CAN'T possibly be her.

Can it?

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zomay's picture

Oh the good old days when Bristol and Sarah swore this guy was going to be married and in their family for the long haul.

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Clarisse's picture

Jill,
Ooooh, LETS GO PENS!!!

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Stan Hooper's picture

On the SamRo article. Lady looks like a dude! When did Samantha turn into a man. I know I was on maternity leave, but Jesus! What did I miss here?

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Playboy has great articles. The Playboy Advisor is usually pretty funny (NOT as funny as the letters to Penthouse though,) some of the fiction short stories they have are really good and the celeb interviews are usually awesome. Wasn't Playboy where Shia said he wanted to do sex to his mom? That said, I'm not attracted to the majority of the females in Playboy. It's not geared towards me though. But the little survey the centerfolds fill out are usually humourous and filled with lots of little hearts over i's and lowercase j's.

I've read some articles where women that used to work for Playgirl said that the old straight male executives would not listen to the people they hired to market Playgirl to straight women and gay men. The old executives kept pushing the Fabio-romance novel-cheesy guys and that's probably what led to their failure. They would get a good customer base again if they got Johnny Depp lookalikes with big dongs to pose nakes for them.

Clarisse's picture

Jill,
I know why....same reason as me!

http://www.mopsquad.com/movies/images/slap_shot.jpg

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Centaurious's picture

I thought I read something awhile ago that said PG was so fucking broke they were going online only?
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

snowpiece's picture

I don't care if I'm the only one here who thinks it
RiRi is adorable, hot and so gorg!

Mrs. G: I used to like to read my ex's playboys . it's actually
true what they say about the articles.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I don't like this Levi kid, but something about the idea of a guy in a hockey sweater turns me on.

KidL's picture

PG must be scrapping the bottom of the barrel. . .

KidL's picture

Am I the only one who thinks Levi Johnston is as hot and appealing as a sack of potatoes?

Centaurious's picture

Mrs. Gosling, eeeew who reads playgirl anyway?!!!
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Homos!
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Plecostomus's picture

Nobody reads 'em, Mrs. G. They just like to look at the pretty pictures.

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Bottom-feeder.

eeeew who reads playgirl anyway?!!! I once bought a payboy for the bf and was dissapointed at how few nekked girls were actually in it lol

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