Friday, November 13th 2009

Law & Order: Special Alien Unit


Since Alien Princess RiRi is obviously a member of the Illuminati, keep a glass of holy water close by while watching this. If you don't have holy water, any brand of vodka will do.

I'm sure that RiRi's video for "Russian Roulette" is full of Chris Brown metaphors, but it's Fuck All Friday, so we'll let Detective La Toya Jackson figure it out. We'll also let her figure out what the hell is going on this video. Okay, I'll try....

Let's see, RiRi plays Russian Roulette with some hot piece, he goes down, she arrested, she brings the emotion to some guard who could give a dick, she makes herself bleed by touching herself (ILLUMINATI!) and then she gets gassed by a gay club smoke machine? OH.KAY.

And don't even ask me about the scene where she's performing in Cirque De Soleil's "O." When the hell did she find the time to do that?

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It's about time the music industry gets exposed for what it is, or that's just what they wanted us to think, sneaky illuminati bastards.

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Pet Llama Jimothy's picture

The music video isn't that bad. But that's the video director at work, not Rihanna.
She is the last person that needs to be in a violent video.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 9:20am.

I thought she always sang like Beyonce personally. They both have this nasal whine-vibrato thing that is annoying. I don't know anyone buys a whole album of songs. Listening to that whine back to back...yikes

IrishFury's picture

She now sings like Beyonce. She sings in key, holding her vibrato in check, until the end and she goes all wah wah with the vibrato.

Her hair is gross. She has a massive head - why does she need to accentuate that fact with these enormous hair do's?

I hate myself for kind of liking this song.

The video is stupid. I guess it's supposed to be some kind of meaningful concept - some "artsy" piece that represents her past experiences but all is does is exploit them for money. Oh well! I guess she can make money from her own life but then let's not act like we're out to save "all the young girls".

Lastly, the guy is the vid is an extreme hottie.

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Exploiting your abuse for commerce is not cool you fucking stupid twat. And if that smoke represents gas then it should be tainted blue.

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That alıen blonde 'do ıs dıstractıng me!

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Well fuck, that was depressing.
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Vermithrax's picture

Dang it won't play for me.
Oh well... that's ok.

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*links arms with cantstandbitches and forms protective shield in front of RIRI!*
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MizRo's picture

Funny Plecto... hahahahaha! True that.

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the Illuminati stuff is real people...dont sleep on it.....

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moosh's picture

dang! I can't see the video...

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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bambam's picture

I liked it. I also liked Lady Gaga's latest video.

If I find out I actually like something by Taylor Swift too I'm gonna pull a trigger of my own.

velourazure's picture

i like her issues. they're better than any kardashian/spears/winehouse issues.

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.

shoo shoo's picture

Well, that was a depressing song.

Plecostomus's picture

Well!

Any video featuring people taking shots at Rihanna or trying to mow her down with a car or red gases is all right with me.

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CantStandBitches's picture

LOL!

Im a biased bitch when it comes to her

KG's picture

LOL, Stan Hooper. You're so jaded.

angel_i's picture

I have to agree with the slowness...it was only cuz of MK's lil preview that I sat through it...or bothered with it at all - I find all of RiRi's vids very boring.

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Yep, it was slow. I was all hurry up and pull the damn trigger.

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kokoskitten's picture

i couldn't even make it to 30 seconds...

sugar free's picture

girl needs bangs.

M.E.'s picture

OMG! YES!! That's the cocky new doctor on Grey's! I KNEW he looked familiar.

Couldn't finish watching the video.

WinnieT's picture

I got to a whopping 30 seconds in before I had to turn that fuckery off.

Rhianna's face, voice and general being makes me angry. Her and Giant nostrils Chris Brown can both fuck off.

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I couldn't even finish watching it. What a snoozefest.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 2:38pm.

LOL! It's so funny to see Law and Order in the title cause I have my own funny L&O moment. So I'm rushing to the corner deli at work and I see a naked dead guy lying on a car and I'm like, damn, is the deli closed!
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LOL! It's so funny to see Law and Order in the title cause I have my own funny L&O moment. So I'm rushing to the corner deli at work and I see a naked dead guy lying on a car and I'm like, damn, is the deli closed! So I see Anthony Anderson walking up the body along with Jeremy Sisto and they are filming for an episode. I think you see me dunking into the deli real quick. I may be uncredited cameo as "Insensitive Hungry New Yorker".

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riri's got issues, honey.

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Fuck me sideways, I thought I could avoid that illuminati bollox at home with my brother but it even permeates on my favourite website, arse :@

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angel_i's picture

Haha! That there's the story of Chris and RiRi.
Allegedly.

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What kind of fuckery in Jesus' name did I just witness?
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Otter Pop's picture

Fuck me with a leaky beaver...that was awful!

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Ha! That hot piece is currently working on Grey's Anatomy.

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