Friday, November 13th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Leaky Beaver
This is a clip from CBS' Early Show of a kinky ass beaver (we'll call Fergie Ferg) sending piss drops into a woman's eye without taking her to dinner first.
Um. R.Kelly, pull your panties back up! It's not that kind of clip.
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
WHY CANT YOU KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS TO YOURSELF???????????????????????????
BYEEEEE, ERRBUDDY!
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
see ya, TV! i think i'm gonna head out too, folks... see if i can get a half hour of sleep..
see ya, all!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:49am.
I'll do that. On that note, I must bid adieu, gots to go pick up the shiny new pickup in 6 hours!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i used to have to put on boots to walk through snow
no, seriously... this is the last one!HAHAHA!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:44am.
Found it.
Also found this for speakit - call it an attempt at deprogramming du dlisted.
Justin Timberlake
vs The Cure - Lullaby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmYDCg5okLw
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Whoa nelly - you just made me addicted to that song and all it's remixes. Without the video, I wouldn't even really hear this tho...it's that perfect white noise of R&B...and I don't mean cuz he's white, sillies. I mean R&B is like white noise to me, soothing but unnoticeable...
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:44am.
well, tell her i said "hi"!
"How The Jizzball Turns"... hehehehe!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:38am.
I seem to recall abusing jizzball's avie a while back, must see if I can find it because I think Angle will LOVE it.
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He is much more glamorous this way, it's true! *claps hands excitedly*
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:41am.
Oopsie! Wrong picture! *giggle*:
i personally liked the first picture better!LOL!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:42am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:37am.
i guess i'll have to switch to "SBitch" with her next time i see her.. wait a second... where the hell has she been, anyway?!
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She gets up early now, so she misses out on How The Jizzball Turns. Lucky girl.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Found it.
Also found this for speakit - call it an attempt at deprogramming du dlisted.
Justin Timberlake vs The Cure - Lullaby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmYDCg5okLw
Fuck him off girlfriend.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:37am.
i guess i'll have to switch to "SBitch" with her next time i see her.. wait a second... where the hell has she been, anyway?!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Oopsie! Wrong picture! *giggle*:
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/Shc3ABfSytI/AAAAAAAAEw0/hsWHWQHug7Q/s8...
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:38am.
SB could work!... i'm all about less typing!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
As Sandbitch's official (I just officialized it with a swig of wine spritzer) reprentative, I cannot in good conscience approve the use of Sandb...
hey did you ever see this? LOLOLOL!
http://www.distraktion.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sexy-hot-motivation...
anyways: I mean: No. Pick something else. Ha! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
@ESE
Have the lovebirds left the building?
looks like lights out was called and medication time came early...
hi, Sandbitch!(i still haven't figured out how i'm gonna shorten your name yet!)
Hey! Ho's about SB for shorts?
So fuck this love shit eh? Srsly. I seem to recall abusing jizzball's avie a while back, must see if I can find it because I think Angle will LOVE it.
*searching archives for jizz_got_no_balls.jpg*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:34am.
SkyB prefers the bitch part, even though it couldn't be further from the truth. Guess she likes irony.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:31am.
@ESE: You could just call her "bitch" like I do;p
i just have a feeling that would get me into some sort of trouble... i mean, i already call SkyBitch "SkyB"... can i dare go for a Sandb?
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
@ESE: You could just call her "bitch" like I do;p
And I'm still not over the image of Carrie Prejean saying: LARRY KING,(dramatic pause) I WILL DESTROY (dramatic pause) YOUR LIFE! and strutting off like there's a nine-inch dick waiting in the wings.
THAT is why I'm hooked on DListed...and all the other little gems that pop up all over...
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:27am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:17am.
*sigh* Amember when we used to talk about CELEBRITIES all the time?
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Greeeeat, the topic police are on the open post.
Reported.
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yeah, and she wonders how she got to be "Threadkilla"!... i'm kidding!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:24am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:19am.
And she wore it SO well.
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Right? Haha! She was all: "WhatEVA, I got work to do" I like that in a woman!
Me too! I LUV HER. And she's even better in slow mo. I've watched it, um, at least half a dozen times and still I laff.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:17am.
*sigh* Amember when we used to talk about CELEBRITIES all the time?
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Greeeeat, the topic police are on the open post.
Reported.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:22am.
Have the lovebirds left the building?
looks like lights out was called and medication time came early...
hi, Sandbitch!(i still haven't figured out how i'm gonna shorten your name yet!)
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:19am.
And she wore it SO well.
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Right? Haha! She was all: "WhatEVA, I got work to do" I like that in a woman!
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:21am.
@ESE:
What else was he gonna wear with those fuck me pumps?!
hahaha!.. you're askin' the wrong guy.. my pinky stays in when i drink an appletini thankyouverymuch!LOL!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Have the lovebirds left the building?
@ESE:
What else was he gonna wear with those fuck me pumps?!
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
LOL - Michelle Obama lookalike lady sssschplashed in the eye!
And she wore it SO well.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:16am.
@TV: I really can't say I blame him, he's not a hall monitor.
so... the sash is just decorative?!LOL!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
*sigh* Amember when we used to talk about CELEBRITIES all the time?
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:12am.
Yes, pillow time!! AND I have a new signature.
Hi Angel♥♥
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HAI! BAI! (;x)
@TV: I really can't say I blame him, he's not a hall monitor.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:11am.
and I'd like to change that to: he doesn't FUCKING care either
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:11am.
lol, nite Zomay
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yes, pillow time!! AND I have a new signature.
Hi Angel♥♥
Night ESE♥
Bye TV♥
Goodnight sleep tight.
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I keep asking MK to put up some padding and hand out plastic helmets, but he doesn't care either. --Team Valtrex
see ya, zomay!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
*golf claps*@ESE:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
i wore shorts in gym class when i was in highschool
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:05am.
i swear, i'm gonna start making vague useless comments from now on... lemme try..
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:57am.
TV, Can I use this as my signature?:
I keep asking MK to put up some padding and hand out plastic helmets...
Funny stuff. It is between that or speakit's 'goodbye' to dlisted.
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Which one? They're all pretty spicy, to be true.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
YAY! It's all juicy up in here! D'oh - did I miss it? Time test!
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:56am.
lol, should've tried the proctologist
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
cheerios and frosted flakes, Chirio!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
TV, Can I use this as my signature?:
I keep asking MK to put up some padding and hand out plastic helmets...
Funny stuff. It is between that or speakit's 'goodbye' to dlisted.
Heeeheeeeeeeheeeeeee.
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Christmas is right around the corner.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:50am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:47am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:44am.
now you know i don't pay enough attention to answer that!
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That's what they each have a team of psychiatrists on speed dial for anyway.
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yeah, i can just picture that phonecall..
*ring ring*... *ring ring*
"hello"
"hi doc, it's me"
"it's 3:00 a.m.!"
"i know, but... i'm not liking an internet comment section"
"i KNEW it was you! stop calling here!! i've told you time and time again... i'm a veterinarian!"
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:50am.
good shit is what speakit and jizzball left behind long ago, and the bad shit is really not working out.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Night babies! to those I love...you know who you are !! ((hugs))
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:47am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:44am.
now you know i don't pay enough attention to answer that!
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That's what they each have a team of psychiatrists on speed dial for anyway.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:41am.
I keep asking MK to put up some padding and hand out plastic helmets, but he doesn't care either.
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LoL! xoxoxoxo
In this economy? No way, MK's budget is strictly food, drinks, cable bill, and whatever 'good shit' means to him.
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Christmas is right around the corner.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 1:44am.
now you know i don't pay enough attention to answer that!
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"No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"