Because We Haven't Been Punished Enough
Besides a firing squad full of shooters with Tourettes, the only thing missing from the nauseating never-ending Gosselin soap opera has been a sex tape. Personally, I was hoping a sex tape featuring Aunt Jodi and Kate Gosselin's rabid possum hair would leak first, but Jon Gosselin has beat them to the barf. According to the National Enquirer, Jon's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has seen a fuck tape starring the Stay Puft Douchebag and some ho that was rented from Craigslist. Thomas died seven days later. NO, he's still alive and he's apparently going to testify in TLC's lawsuit against Jon.
Stephanie Santoro, a former Gosselin nanny and one of Jon's fuck friends, said that Thomas told her about the sex tape, "Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he's seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him. He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!"
If this is true, then whoever recorded that mess needs to be thrown into the chokey for the rest of their life. That is mass murder in the first degree. Imagine all the eye balls and stomachs that will die a slow death while watching Jon ram his soggy fish stick peen into some hooker's vag. All of us will suddenly develop an allergic reaction to dough.
Although, the ones that don't become a member of the American Foundation for the Blind after watching Jon's sex tape can use it to improve their gag reflex.
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We always chuckle at the fact the the very few (three or four?) genuine realmen 100% str8 exclusive fishfuckers in Hollywood, like Jack Nicolson, and......? oh well, you know what we mean, have NEVER hired beards or arranged well-planned photo shoots hand in hand with fish.
Oh FFS!!! Why don't the media STOP reporting on this dipstick and his ex wife. Jesus christ isn't everyone and I mean everyone sick and tired of this whole Gosselin saga! Report on something else...pleaseeeeeeeeeeee.
I'd rather eat dog shit than see him fucking. Disgusting beyond comprehension.
I want to be in a sex tape with Jon!!!!
This short fat little turd needs to waddle off and stfu forever.
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So when you hide a camera and secretly record someone having sex, isn't that, ummm, illegal?????? When they said it was a sex tape, I thought they meant a tape that Jon willingly made. But when you are taped without your knowledge, that's not a sex tape - that's just wrong.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I... WOULD... NOT... DOUBT... IT. he's straight up douche. maybe dude lost his mind, but still i have to say- team child army! both these assholes need to get their heads out of their asses. do the right thing, people do it every fucking day.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 8:08pm.
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jesus tiger. I'm still not over your description of larry king getting funky. what was it? Hello Galveston?
*runs screaming*
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hehe great pic MK!! wahhahaah. I wanna break this dude's penis off
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♪ Isn't this dumb asses' 15 minutes up already?????
I really can't stand him!! Don't even post about him. I'd rather see his dogs!!
"The Learning Channel"...my, my, my, how far they've come.
Seriously, TLC is actively involved in keeping a nasty child-exploiting operation alive, taking sides -- a multi-million dollar arm of a corporation, wow. And people got on Jerry Springer's ass for exploitation. Jerry is Mister Rogers compared to these mofos.
In other news: May both these pathetic assholes fall off the face of the earth, and take TLC with them.
This tape is of no use to anyone...well except Kate the enforcer...just further proof of his infedelity...this could be costly.
Have fun living in a trailer in swamp land. Alimony for eight kids should be about 10,000 a month.
"mass murder in the first degree"
f'g HILARIOUS!
Note to Michael K and all all other bloggers who are as addicted to this site as I am:
Re: The Gosselins
There are 8 innocent children involved (actually 7 - Maddie is a bitch in training coached by the possum-headed expert.)
I digress. You get my point. Cease and desist. We don't care about the parents. We never did.
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" . . . and paid a girl to flirt with Jon ". Kind of goes without saying. When it comes to Jon G. no one is going to do that for free.
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Omg, to think i even felt sorry for his ass at the beginning of this bullshit. I'd never even heard of them before they started scratching each other's eyes out. There are SOOOO boring and this shit is something my eyeballs won't be able to cope with. The fact that the media, etc. are just obsessed w/ them is astounding.
Nice dick-shaped mouth.
may i put out my ciggie in his eye?
Why isn't this miserable fuck dead yet?
If this is really true then i feel really sorry for his kids.
Submitted by Bunnyman on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:54pm.
The fact that this flabby douchebag still breathes is proof that God hates all of us.
Actually, its proof that God has a twisted sense of humor.
MK's description alone made me reach for my knitting needles to jab my eyes out.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
One minute he's snortin' coke off of some hooker's tit next he's sitting with a rabbi. WTF? Make up your mind, Jon.
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Why hasn't he killed himself yet?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:22pm.
NO
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A-HA! don't deny it S&F, and for that matter none of you other d-sluts, you SO are going to buy and get signed your own DVD copy of "Jon+Sex-t8pe" (tm me!).
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:22pm.
NO
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A-HA! don't deny it S&F, and for that matter none of you other d-sluts, you SO are going to buy and get signed your own DVD copy of "Jon+Sex-t8pe" (tm me!).
... that and that your eye(s) wondered right down to his -8" crotch in this picture.
I'd rather watch my parents partaking in a little sick bondage shit than watch Mr. Koolaid dip his pimple covered tamale in a gravy-crotched hooker.
*BARRRRRRRRRRRFS*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
I believe the cocaine part. It's the only variable in all this fuckery that makes any sense.
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Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:46pm.
There once was a young man from Perth
Who was born on the date of hs birth
He married they say
On his wife's wedding day
And he died when he quitted the earth
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Loves it! Cuz that's what poetry is all aboot, innit? Nothing.
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
The fact that this flabby douchebag still breathes is proof that God hates all of us.
He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!"
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*gasp* That freak! That NEVER happens to normal people!
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
.... and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!"
There once was a young man from Perth
Who was born on the date of hs birth
He married they say
On his wife's wedding day
And he died when he quitted the earth
Palate cleanser?
Stun gun to the temple and a bleach hose down might work.
Douche is just so vile.
*shudder*
*-Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.-*
Please Jon do not kill anymore brain cells. You need them to string together a sentence.
Fucking disgusting.
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THESE FUCKS!
I feel sorry for his kids. They are going to need alot of therapy to deal with their parents antics.
Why hasn't God struck this asshole down yet?
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MK you needed to give us a palate cleanser video with cute animals with this like you did with the Mackenzie Phillips doing her dad post.
Yuck times infinity
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Oh that's just beyond gross.
How can he afford blow? Dealers don't give that shit away for free.
DEPORT DOUCHE AND KH8 NOW!
*-Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.-*
The Dear Leader out of uniform.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Make it stop!
...I believe it all except the cocaine part....fuck face would have lost a few pounds if it was true and all he's done is get fatter...
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