Thursday, November 12th 2009

Naughty Girls Need A Check Too

The full cast of the UK's I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here was announced this morning, and unfortunately Detective La Toya Jackson isn't going to make it to the jungle after all. But glamour model turned pop icon turned gayelle champion Samantha Fox will! That means we will finally get that jungle acoustic version of "I Wanna Have Some Fun."

The cast also includes a bunch of hos I've never ever heard of. I took a few shots of the sweet nectar (for clarity) and I still have no clue. I need Detective La Toya to solve the mystery of some of these people's careers. Here they are:

Stuart Manning of Hollyoaks - No clue.
Lucy Benjamin formerly of EastEnders - No clue.
Sabrina Washington formerly of Mis-Teeq - No clue.
Gino D'Acampo, celebrity chef - No Clue.
Justin Ryan and Colin McAllister, interior designers and reality stars - Yes. I know these bitches.
George Hamilton, a leather duffel bag - Yes. I know this bitch.
Kim Woodburn of How Clean Is Your House? - Yes. I know this bitch.
Camilla Dallerup of Strictly Come Dancing - No Clue.
Jimmy White, snooker star - No Clue.

Katie Price, who was already on that shit a few years ago, is expected to join the cast in a couple of weeks. But first, Katie has to finish getting her monthly maintenance in Los Angeles (tits rotated, vagina resuscitated, lips plumped, etc....). Pictures below.

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Samantha Fox was never known for her neck or lack thereof.

Mıss Fox was known for her frantıc haır and unabashed camel toe!

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Samantha Fox is a gift to all of us from Jesus thanx MK , I LIVE for this hot mess.
Samantha Fox ,yah sucha wild dame.wots your name?. Ssss-Sssamantha FOX!
Ugh she is just so good bad but not evil! Naughty Girls Need Love Too! Touch Me! Touch Me! I Wanna Feel Your Body! I Wanna Have Some Fun!

Glad to see she is still out there making it happen!

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get serious's picture

Why does anyone pay attention to katie price? She's ugly, she's fake, she's self centered, she's an idiot. She smears disgusting fake orange tan crap all over herself. And, she's got the fakest looking watermelon bolt-on titty balls superglued onto her chest. She's just as nasty as nasty can be...

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shandi's picture

I remember back in the 80s when Samantha Fox was dating Paul Stanley (from KISS). I probably even have a picture of the two of them somewhere on my computer. So when did she go gay?

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Oceannia420's picture

♪ WTF happened to Samantha Fox? She used to be 'hot'
Still not bad though. Taking off 10 lbs and growing out her hair would be a wise move on her part, and do`able!

Katie Price looks just like Janice Dickinson . . with caterpillar eyebrows. Who is Samantha Fox and who stole her neck?

OK, That's just a bad pic of Sam. Hung out with her and her wife in Quebec this spring and she looked great and is the biggest sweetheart. Sam just needs to make a major comeback here in the states. It's coming... That's Michael for all the Sam posts... She's kind of brilliant.

literarylioness's picture

Is Samantha Fox shrinking? She was always small, but now she looks like a dwarf, or should I say "height challenged"?

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Submitted by mslewis on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 3:27pm.

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You'd be surprised how big snooker is over here plus most of the main sport stars are in the midst of their schedules.

Won't be watching though, this show is particularly crap.

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Supertramp's picture

The only one I've heard of is Samantha Fox. The rest I have no idea who they are. Let's keep it that way please.

snowball's picture

Where did Samantha's neck go? She seems to have Taylor Dane Syndrome.

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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)

Jesus...Katie...you seem to have plenty of time
to tend to your own selfish needs..so here's a new
thing to direct your attention to.

YOUR KIDS...
HOWS ABOUT YOU PACK UP YOUR SHIT STOP TRYING TO
'MAKE IT' IN LA AND GO HOME AND TRY BEING GOOD
AND PROPER MOTHER? INSTEAD OF TOOLING AROUND LA.

STUPID,STUPID WOMAN..

"Snooker star"??? Damn!! Those Brits must be hard up for sports heros!!

I know who the interior decorator guys are and I sometimes watch their show on BBC America but I have a really hard time understanding what they are saying. Sometimes I just mute the sound and read the close caption!!! That way I don't miss the Brit humor, which I never quite understand but it always sounds sort of dirty.

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Kim Woodburn is going to pwn every one of these bitches, sorry. I hope she and the decorator dudes form a clique.

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tenspoonsofspin's picture

Colin and Justin!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! Can't wait to see how they interact with Kim Woodburn! LOL

Miami's picture

Leave it to Jordan to make Louboutins look cheap. Bleach!

LuxLuv's picture

Damn. I go away for a few hours and come back and...wow. Samantha Fox and camels toes. Jeebus. *grabs trashcan to throw up in*

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mike's picture

Kim Woodburn! Kim Woodburn!

Really, someone who would kick ass is Trini from the original (UK) What Not to Wear.

Meeshie's picture

She is the only reason I would watch (if I lived in the UK). Never heard of the other assholes.

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Just threw up in my mouth.
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Every EastEnders fan knows who Lucy Benjamin is. Didn't she play Lisa Shaw???

Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

...the fuck.
I thought that said "formerly of Mis-Queef"

MtlMama's picture

Ok, I'm calling it: Colin and Justin win.

I <3 those bitches!!!!

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Centaurious's picture

THAT PICTURE!

I am speechless.

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M.E.'s picture

Snowy - I can't stand this reality show crap.

snowpiece's picture

M.E. I don't think we can watch it, it's UK version, boooooooo I would have watched it, LOL

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OMG angel! so Wino, ur right!

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M.E.'s picture

Another show I won't watch!

angel_i's picture

OMG - Wino's morphing into Katie Price...or Katie into Wino...it's like that old Spice Girls ballad - When two become one! I hope they wore a rubber.

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jollybee's picture

"I've been told time and time again that you can't treat love like a game" naughty girls need love too! that was such a good jam! :) she's was such a cool white girl!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

If Lita Ford and Debbie Gibson had a daughter in the 80's, Samantha Fox would be it.

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OurMissC's picture

I think Samantha should have been named hot slut of the day and to hell with the rest of these people.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I really wish the trend of shit TV would end.

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nono's picture

Wow this list makes dancing with the has beens look like they are on the cutting edge of A-list celebrity casting. I mean I bet that chef works at the fucking olive garden and they just threw "celebrity" in front of her job description to fill the quota.

M.E.'s picture

WHAT IN THE CATAPILLAR HELL IS GOING ON WITH THAT WHORE'S EYEBROWNZ?

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M.E.'s picture

Naughty Girls Need Love TOO!

YES!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:44pm.

oooo S&F: def a "would fuck"
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He is lookin a little retarded in some pictures and a little too "model"-y but...like I said, UK EDGE.

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.

Sickest. fuck. ever.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

George Hamilton why? Why for you do this shitfuckeryness?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:43pm.
She is the reason for my blondie wiff big bewbies fetish!!! Had this poster on my wall when I was a teen.

http://www.sofantasyfootball.com/nfl/attachments/f4/638d1253684698-megan...

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snowpiece's picture

oooo S&F: def a "would fuck"
http://www.myspace.com/stuartm1979

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elegantlady's picture

Loves Samantha. Anyone who worked with that group Full Force and their campy productions deserves to be in that limelight for paying the ultimate dues.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

letinstar's picture

a big KADOOZE for samantha fox getting her tuck game right...
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muffintops's picture

hahaha did Katie Price borrow those eyebrows from her new boyfriend hahahaha

jack-n-the-hat's picture

She is the reason for my blondie wiff big bewbies fetish!!! Had this poster on my wall when I was a teen.

http://www.sofantasyfootball.com/nfl/attachments/f4/638d1253684698-megan...

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