TyTy Is Changing Things Up On Top Model
This season of America's Next Top JCPenney Newspaper Supplement Model: The Midge Edition is getting the worst ratings in the show's history. So TyTy Banks is shaking things up in order to get hos watching again. Gatecrasher reports that Miss J Alexander has been kicked off of the judge's table and will go back to coaching the girls on the correct way to sashay on the runway.
Joining TyTy and Nigel Barker as head judges will be Kimora Lee Simmons and Vogue's Sultan of Side-Eyes Andre Leon Talley. Kimora was a judge on the first season of ANTM, but she was replaced by Janice Dickinson for whatever reason (aka TyTy fired her).
So, Andre Leon Talley, Kimora Lee Simmons and TyTy will all be sitting together....in the same room....in a row. CODE EGO. The fire department better be on hand at all times just in case these three bump heads. If they do, there will be an explosion of epic proportions and Nigel's sexy ass will find himself trapped in a pile of weaves, paper fans, tarantula lashes and Spanx. And that's just from Andre Leon Talley!
Since Andre is involved in Top Model now, does that mean the winner will get a spread in Vogue Antarctica?
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I like Kimora on the first season and I've been sad ever since Style cancelled her show.
Andre though... how does he even still work at Vogue? He seems like he's everything Wintour despises. I'm surprised she hasn't fired it ass. Not to mention he has the worst taste in clothes.
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IMO the ratings are down because the girls on the show do not go on to be a top model like Gisele, Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford... They should not be blaming this on Miss. Jay. Guess they have to blame someone. Shame on Tyra.
Kimora is perfect for this.
AAAAGH! Those are his gums, right under his upper lip? WTF? Why doesn't he get that shit fixed? I can't believe Anna Nuclear Wintour would allow that.
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Andre Leon knows nothing about fashion. He's just a minion for Anna Wintour. The only reason he's still around Vogue is because he picks up her sloppy seconds at the gifting room.
Good Lord, no room can hold all those big-ass foreheads!
TyTyBaby got rid of No-Talent Lee after season 1 because those bitches couldn't stand in the room together.
Now she's bringing her back??? Really TyTy, it's time to stick a fork in this because we are are SO OVER ANTM! Buh-bye!
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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 3:44pm.
"I will say the idea of shorter models is a good one, tho. It's bullshit that freakishly tall women are the only ones who can become models. News flash: the average height for women is something like 5'5. Height doesn't equal beauty, in fact most men prefer petite women."
Well you know Katt, in the modeling game height, along with extreme slenderness, DOES equal beauty. Why not be content that in the real world "most men prefer petite women." Do you want "freakishly tall women" to have nothing? Modeling is their consolation prize since they obviously can't get any men.
There's just too much GUMS in this picture. Where's Jamie Foxx when you need him?
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Someone need to snap that gum back to Andres mouth
so he can sashay around without his false teeth falling
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet
Mr Jay is not handsome (IMO LOL) he's the original oompah loomlah!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
You couldn't pay me enough to watch this mess. They outta just let the show die already...doesn't TyTy make enough $$$ on her disgusting talk show?
I will say the idea of shorter models is a good one, tho. It's bullshit that freakishly tall women are the only ones who can become models. News flash: the average height for women is something like 5'5. Height doesn't equal beauty, in fact most men prefer petite women. The only argument I've ever heard to justify the whole height stigma was clothes 'hang better' on tall women. Sure, they hang better... of their gross razor-sharp elbows and ribs.
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The low ratings are because of the midgets they have competing!! A viewer can't even, in their wildest dreams, think that any of these women will make it as a model. Before we could at least hope to see one of them in an ad!! Tyra made a stupid mistake in having a midget season and now Ms. J has to pay for it!! I love him on the panel. He was always the only one with a sense of humor. Now the Big Fag from Harlem with the Fake High Class Accent will be there with his ugly mug hogging the conversation. Even fewer people will watch the next cycle!!
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:11pm.
They need to bring back janice. fuck ms jay and bring in Mr Jay. I love mr jay. he is so pretty. did u guys see him on the hawaiian shoot looking all tanned and shit? SIGH>
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I just watched that and totally noticed how hot he was looking. He looks good in scenery that requires a tan;p
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I hate Kimora and her attitude. Instead of ANTM Kimora should join the cast of nouveau riche ho's on The REAL Housewives of Atlanta. She would fit right in.
Sandra Oh's banging Ellen Pompeo's husband?
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Fuck the never-heard-from-again-models! The focus should be on the bitchery at the judges table and how ty ty asserts herself as the top bitch. Yeah! And all the other bitches should get on all fours and lick tyra's ass to show their submission at the end of each episode. Now THAT I would watch every week!
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They need to bring back janice. fuck ms jay and bring in Mr Jay. I love mr jay. he is so pretty. did u guys see him on the hawaiian shoot looking all tanned and shit? SIGH>
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Andre Leon Talley on ANTM? Is it me or is the Vogue brand going down fast? They have had really poor covers (the Nine one this month being such a bad photoshop my eyes got the sads just looking at it), and now Andre is on this show? It jumped the shark ages ago! None of the winners are ever top models, Tyra is not really an influential person in fashion and the show is not as entertaining as it was when Janice was still there.
Anna Wintour I beg/demand you whip that office there into shape and tell them you are all stuck up bitches that do not bother with shows like this or C list celebs on covers. SHAME ON YOU WINTOUR! *whips out fan and starts fanning in dramatic fashion* Oh forgot to add: The worst bit is that Andre will be sharing a panel with Kimora Lee Simmons who makes kids look like they're just about ready to start working on the game. Jesus WEPT
Mr. Talley never publicly apologized for that f*ckery he did to poor Jennifer Hudson . Those outfits he put her in, made her a laughing stock to most all the critic's list 4 ever and a day.
You apologize for that now Mr.Talley!
And loose thoses sandals of yours.
Wait. So if A.L.T. is going to be a judge, does that mean this next cycle is going to be as legitimized as the Top Model shows in other countries?
they need to change the name of that shit show. Not ONE of those chicks has become a "top model".
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Kimora was replaced by Nigel, not Janice. Janice, Kimora, and some queen named Beau were the orignal judges (yeah, along with Tyra).
I say this only because when Janice left, I quit watching.
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The secret's in the sauce!
Bring back Janice Dickinson and I'll start watching again IMMEDIATELY!!!
I love the top model series', Canada, US, Britain and Australia. But I DO NOT want to watch short girls. (and I am one! )
I'm just going out on a limb here but I'm guessing
Miss J Alexander is off the table because she has worn the exact same outfit for the last 3876 episodes.
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what's most amazing is that this crap is still on the air...
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Kimora was the reason I STOPPED watching ANTM. Are they out of their minds to bring that skank ass ugly ego maniac back...puhleeze..she will make a person turn of their t.v.'s or switch channels faster than lightening. And wasn't Andre Talley the one who made Jennifer Hudson were that god awful outfit when she won an oscar...what is wrong with Ty Ty...oh I know...everything and a raging ego...
As long as they keep Nigel on there, it's all good. Seriously, they need to bring Janice back. I love that crazy bitch.
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Nigel is the only judge who makes ANY sense. Miss J is a horrible horrible judge, just talks a bunch of jibberish and then takes off another bow or whatever he's doing this season. He's much better as a coach. Nole Marin was a better judge than J.A.
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
lol...
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Jeez and I thought I had me some bug gums.
He looks as if there is a whole nother layer of teeth under those suckers.
What? No more Miss Jay as a judge?! Miss Jay and Mr. Jay are the only reasons I watch that show in the first place. Want to get the ratings back? Then put Miss Jay and Mr. Jay on judge's panel and put Ty Ty Baby where she belongs behind the cameras and out of everyone else's way!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
No more Miss J, but Nigel Barker stays. Fuck that.
It's his gums... not his tongue. AHHHHHHHK!
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jeezus, Miss J.'s the only reason to watch besides Nigel. this season totally sucks, but with KImora Drag-on-queen and Andre - ooh, the fur will fly! can't wait!
this shit should just get cancelled since none of those bitches actually make it in the real modeling world. in fact they are readily avoided.
Whoa, dog gums!
"There is a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."
oh and when i see the name kimora I start singing that damn song that was on beetlejuice....
♫ shake shake shake kimora ♫
or some shit like that... I think it was a bellafonte tune.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 12:54pm.
You should have said it to Brett Michaels. It rhymes with cock and that's probably good enough for him.
ahahahhahahah jacko, call me Schlomo!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
kimora...?
lmao SLOWPIECE....
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
I LOVE LOVE LOVE ANTM!!! I'll watch it any size model! I was actually glad they did this under 5'7 model show cause I truly had no idea anyone would be considered a model being under 5'7. It made me see they DO exist and they DO work. Nicole all the way with this season btw!! She's not only grown as a person but she has THE LOOK.
ok JACKO but I say CAWLLLK so that would only work in Boston!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
idk I think it's the back of his tounge, not his gums.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 12:50pm.
maybe urmomma is right and it's CAULK=COCK
You have got to be kidding me, right? I'm as slow as mud and I even got that..... *slaps sticker on snowy's helmet*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck