Thursday, November 12th 2009

Carrie Prejean Needs More Gays In Her Life


Miss Tits4Jesus herself, Carrie Prejean, ventured into Larry King's crypt last night to talk about her book and to tell him how inappropriate he is. Yes, Carrie thought Larry was very inappropriate for asking her simple questions about her settlement agreement with Miss California and that little solo fuck tape she made a couple of years ago. Carrie was not amused and attempted to storm off, but failed miserably at it.

There's many reasons why Carrie needs a gay in her life, but her STORM OFF FAIL really got to me. If she had a main gay by her side, he would have taught her how to storm off properly thanks to Dynasty and other prime-time soap operas. Carrie just needed to look into the camera and calmly say, "LARRY KING (dramatic pause) I will destroy YOUR (dramatic pause) LIFE." Then she should have flipped her, whipped off her mic in one easy swoop, gracefully slid out of her chair, hiked up her titties, thrown one last shank eye into the camera and then strutted off like there's a hard 9-inch peen waiting for her in the wings. END SCENE.

You don't fumble with your mic and awkwardly sit there with a smile like a polite 4-year-old waiting for a juice box. Embarrassing! DO IT BIG, or don't do it all. How dreadful.

And Larry King's snappy satin suspenders gave me FEVER. Maybe that's the real reason why Carrie tried to bounce out of there. She just couldn't handle the heat radiating off of Larry's sexy suspenders.

Posted by: Michael K


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Why did Carrie Prejean attend Larry King's show if she won't answer any question in the interview? I guess she's being so miffed recently. You see, there's a literary tradition dating back over 3,000 years, called satire –where a public figure, having labored to become a public figure, gets mocked for anything and everything. How it works is that if you become a public figure, you're a target, period, and complaining about the side effects of what you worked so hard for is being childish. So when she went on Larry King to whine about her image and coverage, sympathy is a hard ask. Honestly, who among us wouldn't look into putting money, even if it means payday lending, to get Carrie Prejean blocked from the airwaves from now on?

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Submitted by peaches80 on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 8:24am.
NOW YOU HAVE A PIECE OF MAH MIND YOU FUCKEN LITTLE WHORE
LISTEN CARRRIE BITCH , IF I HAD A GAY SON I WOULD BE MIGHTY PROUD
ON THE OTHER HAND IF I HAD A DAUGHTER LIKE YOU I WOULD KILL MAHSELF YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH YOU SANCTIMONIOUS FUCK RETARDED BITCH , YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU , MAKING MASTURBATING TAPES AT 17 OR 2O , YOU DECIDE WHAT IS WORST , YOU CUNTY SLUT .
NO EDUCATION , SELF PROMOTING WHORE , WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW TO THE WORLD BESIDE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE !
YOU ARE GONNA PREACH TO ME PLEASE , SOME LADYS I KNOW CAN GIVE THE IN AND OUT OF THE BIBLE , YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE GOD LOVES ALL OF US , YOU HEAR ALL OF US !!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JESUS , JESUS SAVED MARY MAGDALENE AND SHE WAS A WHORE !!!!!!
GOD LOVES EVERYBODY , YOU IDIOUT PUNK
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Carrie didn't think about how inappropriate her sexy pictures or video were when she did them. She was subconciously talking about HERSELF when she was repeating the "inappropriate" word to Larry. Fucking xtian psycopath that bitch is. I hope someone nails her with a gallon of Hawaiian punch at her next event. Stupid whore bitch.

BritsBaldHead's picture

This bitch makes me want to punch a ho. Does she really think anyone cares about her "ordeal".... WHY IS SHE ON EVERY F'ING NEWS STATION????

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NOW YOU HAVE A PIECE OF MAH MIND YOU FUCKEN LITTLE WHORE
LISTEN CARRRIE BITCH , IF I HAD A GAY SON I WOULD BE MIGHTY PROUD
ON THE OTHER HAND IF I HAD A DAUGHTER LIKE YOU I WOULD KILL MAHSELF YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH YOU SANCTIMONIOUS FUCK RETARDED BITCH , YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU , MAKING MASTURBATING TAPES AT 17 OR 2O , YOU DECIDE WHAT IS WORST , YOU CUNTY SLUT .
NO EDUCATION , SELF PROMOTING WHORE , WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW TO THE WORLD BESIDE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE !
YOU ARE GONNA PREACH TO ME PLEASE , SOME LADYS I KNOW CAN GIVE THE IN AND OUT OF THE BIBLE , YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE GOD LOVES ALL OF US , YOU HEAR ALL OF US !!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JESUS , JESUS SAVED MARY MAGDALENE AND SHE WAS A WHORE !!!!!!
GOD LOVES EVERYBODY , YOU IDIOUT PUNK
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Seeing that Maude avatar makes me wish Bea was still around with all this crap going on!!!

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My favorite liboorool on the internets has the whole vid with play-by-play here, enjoy:

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& about Lou Dobbs "quitting" just FFS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXMYlbKtRjY

Chirio's picture

MJT: so easy to do...and we have to wait to slap her!! arrrgh!! ((sips more beer))

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MJT: damn...my tab # says 111111000000000,00000 wow...long line. worse than the bank

Coma Caca!!

She's the prime example of why Hitler was WRONG about blondes.

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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:18pm.

Get in the VERY long line ;) hahaha.

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Submitted by CantThinkofagoo... on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:09pm.

Oh god, please don't let her have children; we don't need even more stupid in the gene pool.
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Trust me, she'll be married off to some closeted Republican politician any day now....

Chirio's picture

I wish I could slap this ho!

Coma Caca!!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

LOL times infinity!

RichBitch's picture

Another brainless, talentless entitled brat. She'll go far no doubt. *sigh*

Frybread's picture

This bitch didn't have the balls to walk off set even though she took off her mike, LOL.

Every time I see her on TV she comes off as arrogant, condescending, narcissitic, and kinda creepy. She's the worst of what a beauty pageant contest can be.

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FunLuvinCriminal on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:03pm.

In fact, nobody really ever knows what a vacuous cumdumpster like you is talking about.

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Okay, it's official, my two favorite words for this week and next are "vacuous cumdumpster". And someone will have to come up with two majorly better better ones than that to send those to Word Heaven.
LMAO

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She has been a completely arrogant bitch in the interviews I've seen (admittedly only The View and LK Live) but I'm not sure she's stupid. She is so conniving that she's either evil-smart or has a handler who is.

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Carrie just needed to look into the camera and calmly say, "LARRY KING (dramatic pause) I will destroy YOUR (dramatic pause) LIFE." Then she should have flipped her, whipped off her mic in one easy swoop, gracefully slid out of her chair, hiked up her titties, thrown one last shank eye into the camera and then strutted off like there's a hard 9-inch peen waiting for her in the wings. END SCENE.
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FunLuvinCriminal on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:03pm.

Larry: "You've characterized yourself as being 'Palin-ized'. What do you mean?"

Carrie: "Well you look at Sarah Palin and Congresswoman, y'know, Michelle Bachmann and they are relentlessly.... uhm.... y'know........."

No, Carrie, I don't know. In fact, nobody really ever knows what a vacuous cumdumpster like you is talking about.
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Submitted by happyface on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 6:44pm.

That look she's going for (Barbie, I believe) is dead give away that she's dumb.
I love the part where she is sitting there w/o an earphone (since she took it off), and then tries to still hear what Larry is saying. Bitch! Ya took your earphone out.
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And I love that. When he says: Can you hear me? And she says: No, I cannot hear you. Duh.

I think she was tied to the desk with the wiring.
She could take it off her face but if she started messing with those other wires she was gonna start panicking and acting insane. LOL!

OHHHH! THAT's why I keep harping on the gay man!
She was like The God Lady on Wife Swap. The Devil came in the shape of a perfectly rational, normal, sane gay man and she had to run from him! DARKSIDED!!!1!!!1

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Submitted by viridian on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:17pm.
What a fucking loser! "Sarah Palin is my hero!" Ya gotta love the patronizing, smug tone she uses with Larry.....typical young Republican, on another planet, smart as a box of rocks and arrogant to boot! What a fucking prize.
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Wow. You completely nailed it. Those are exactly my sentiments. They all hate feminism and want to go back to "the good 'ol days", yet not one f them has proper etiquette. If you're Carrie Prejean, you owe Larry King a show of respect.

happyface's picture

That look she's going for (Barbie, I believe) is dead give away that she's dumb.
I love the part where she is sitting there w/o an earphone (since she took it off), and then tries to still hear what Larry is saying. Bitch! Ya took your earphone out.

How Palin-esque for Carrie to metaphorically point and wag her finger at Larry King (who is much older than her) and tell him "You're being inappropriate. 'Kay?" They all act like Kindergarten teachers and the whole world is their classroom.

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This plastic whore is so dumb I'm terrified she's going to run on a Palin presidential ticket.

Little miss "tits4jesus" has new lying bullshit she's pulled.

1) She has claimed (after first lying about it's existence & that "it's not me" in the video) that she made only 1 video. On a different website, the dude she sent the "rub one out" video to has said that she sent NUMEROUS videos to him.

2) She's claimed (just like the first set of topless photos) that she was only 17 when it happened. Per the guy, the video was made in 2007 when they were involved, and she 20 at the time.

3) Per the guy, he claims that her "people" tried to get him to say she was 17 at the time. So, she apparently has tried to strongarm people into changing their stories. If this were during a trial, she's be guilty of "witness tampering".

4) Lastly, Keith Lewis, the Executive Director of the Miss California USA tournament, just made the following public statement:

"The public is finally getting a glimpse of the real carrie prejean, who lives in her own delusional world. The childish behavior, her negative attitude, the sarcasm & condescening tone, the disrespect and lying she is demonstrating now is only a fraction of what we endured during her reign & after. Anyone who buys her book is supporting a woman who is the opposite of everything she claims to be. I sincerely hope she is able to get the psychological help I believe she has shown to clearly need."

I say everyone boycott her stupid dishonest book. I see no reason why a scheming, lying, deceitful, manipulative hypocrite should profit from her lies. There's better things to spend your money on...

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Still up here, also w a clip of ACoop to boot:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/carrie-prejean-threatens_n_3548...

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WELL FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! The video is GONE!!! I so want to see this little cunt fall on her face over and over and over and over.............

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Meeshie's picture

What a stupid cunt.

FunLuvinCriminal's picture

Larry: "You've characterized yourself as being 'Palin-ized'. What do you mean?"

Carrie: "Well you look at Sarah Palin and Congresswoman, y'know, Michelle Bachmann and they are relentlessly.... uhm.... y'know........."

No, Carrie, I don't know. In fact, nobody really ever knows what a vacuous cumdumpster like you is talking about.

Does sound like you've already been, ehm, *cough* "Palin-ized" though... You git that wild Alaskan Mooseknuckle, gurl!!

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Tyroan's picture

Quitting before her interview was done was a heartwarming tribute to her hero Sarah Palin.

Tits4jesus. Ha ha. Good one!

Not only is she a liar, an opportunist & a hypocrite, but she is now officially a stupid dumbass as well. You don't go on a TV interview program, then refuse to answer questions about what you've done. You're there for a reason, and anything you've done is up for grabs. Little miss tits4jesus needs to get a clue next time; don't go on a program if you don't want to answer questions.

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

What a fucking loser! "Sarah Palin is my hero!" Ya gotta love the patronizing, smug tone she uses with Larry.....typical young Republican, on another planet, smart as a box of rocks and arrogant to boot! What a fucking prize.

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Submitted by Wa-wa-wi-Wa on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:07pm.

angel i- she was getting snappy with King before that call, but as soon as she knew the caller was gay and she was about to get owned, she started ATTEMPTING to run.
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Right? She heard "I'm a gay man" and then mouthed to her people "We have to leave". I hate her.

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what an idiot!!!!!

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Oh god, please don't let her have children; we don't need even more stupid in the gene pool.

Tamzin's picture

She needs to take that chicklet teef hair weave head of hers and shove it up her ass.

angel i- she was getting snappy with King before that call, but as soon as she knew the caller was gay and she was about to get owned, she started ATTEMPTING to run.

I do wish the caller were a drag queen...bitch would still be in tears this morning.

Speaking of which there are some HILARIUOS Prejean spoofs on you tube by drag queens immitating her that are pure comedy. And their exagerations arent far from the truth of how she really behaves.

Again, above is why I'm for equality. Never want to be grouped with hypocritical bigots like Larry Craig, Limbaugh, Ted Haggard and Precum.

imk505's picture

Another hypocritical, nut job ssssssnake.

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But was she really walking out on Larry or refusing to speak to a gay man. That's my question.

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Tyroan's picture

Prejean on Palin: An Idiot is a Genius to Another Idiot

mharker's picture

She looks like she's having trouble closing her lips over her teeth. And closing her mouth in general.

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Commentators on Fox News asked her the same question and she didn't threaten to walk out. The audacity of this broad to do that to a legend is fucked to the max. I don't care how old Larry is, he knows how to ask the tough questions. This bitch thinks she's better than everyone and I hope that she falls flat on her face.

Oh, and calling Sarah Palin a hero is the most insane thing this bitch can say and she deserves a boot to the face for that.
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Dang! She is so dumb! :( she should not be on televisions at all.

She is the epitome of the new face of Christianity....hypocrisy, judgement, bigotry, hatefulness and when called out on it...spin! spin! spin! quote a Bible verse and pull out the Bible card.

Disgusting to know people like the above have more rights than self respecting, hard working, well rounded GAY individuals in this country. Disgusting.

This girl represents perfectly the Yes on 8 campaign's face hence me championing the other side.....the side of EQUALITY.

To those who vote against gay rights; congratuilatiuons...THIS is your mascot (and an extension of you)....Enjoy it!

mharker's picture

"Inappropriate King continues." I never thought I'd say this, but Larry King fucking rocks!