Wednesday, November 11th 2009
Fist Pumping Like Champs!
Christmas is coming twice this year! The first Christmas will be held on December 3rd when MTV debuts the greatest piece of guido art since True Life: I Have A Jersey Shore House called JERSEY SHORE! It's fitting that this is premiering in December, because the baby Jesus would have definitely wanted one of the Three Kings to bring him a copy of this amazingness.
I was already sold on this from the beginning, but that guido's pit stain pretty much confirmed to me that I need to propose marriage to this clip. And to the guido in the black t-shirt, I'm already the lead graveyard shift supervisor of HATING. Fist pumping!
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That looks just like an SNL parody - are we sure it is real?
*hanging head in shame* I live in NJ
HOW IS THIS REAL??? WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO US??
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I'll watching this on mute with my pants off and fast forwarding through the parts without guys.
oh and the pit stains are fabulous!! thats all i had to see to know i'll be hooked on this show! :)
omg i cannot wait for this! this will be sooooo much fun to watch HAHAHAH!!! im already pumping my fist in the air in anticipation!
Awesome. Would be even greater had they filmed this in the 80s and 90s.
oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow!!!
these show will make the atl housewifes look like royalty!
i havent watched mtv in years, but i will tune in to this crapfest! hahaha
Galaxy-class train wreck. There will be blood.
You had me at 'guido'...
I am soooo Tivo-ing this bitch!!!
Being from the west coast, these people are fascinating to me. So shallow and so damn proud of it! YEAH own that shit. Not like our shallow people who think they are important and insighful.
Submitted by happyface on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:56pm.
I've been waiting for a continuation of True Life: Staten Island.
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Arrrggg!!! We're not really like that! Its only a small community of pathetic guido dickbags that makes the rest of us look like assholes.
Submitted by bornagainChristian on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 12:18am.
They're NOT from New York. They're from North Jersey and they come down the shore each summer and trash it up.
EXACTLY! STILL, CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT, LOL!
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If I want to see a guido all I need to do it look out my window, I've been surrounded by them my whole life, fucking can't stand them
I saw them filming this greasy mess on Seaside (aka as "Sleezeside") Heights boardwalk in August. One of the camera guys said, "I gave up a shot of workin on Big Brother for this shit!"
Says it all really.
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I actually know one of the dudes from the original. This is what embarasses NJ, not the smell on the Turnpike.
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OMG. There are steroids in the watah and the beeah. I prefer the pretentious plastic people of the west coast. I think we beat people up less and maybe talk about them behind their backs more. Ahhhh. Civilization. LOL!
Ugh! Hate these damned, greasy, mafioso cockroaches! Couldn't we round 'em up and put 'em in a sinking boat to the middle of the ocean? That would make it one less group of assholes to deal with!
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I've encountered a few people like this in Long Island. One nice guy was working in a CVS. Alot of hair product and waxed eyebrows. It's definitely a regional thing.
That's just depressing. I haven't even looked at the clip, but I don't have to.
I grew up in South Philly and every summer we went to the Jersey Shore...the foster parents had a summer home there.
Fucking horrible. I even got my first summer job there. First one was at the boardwalk Mickey D's. That lasted 2 weeks...then I was a chambermaid at Wildwood Crest. That was OK. But all the asshats who partied there all summer?
*shivers*
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more reason's to get hi and laugh at mtv shows. YEAAAAAA!
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actually, there was a mockumentary style little series on youtube called douchebag beach.
heres the blurb about it:
It's summer, and three 20-something Douchebags from Northern New Jersey have packed up their Axe BodySpray, collared striped shirts and house music CDs for their annual trip to the Jersey Shore. But this year Bobby, Tony and Nunzio aren't looking for a piece of ass, they're searching for something much bigger: True Love. Lucky for us, they brought a camera to document their journey. They're three Douchebags looking for love in South Jersey - what could possibly go wrong?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVHhjWMpC1g
I don't know this series. Is it about young people with a retro-gen or a negative IQ?
This fuckery will be EPIC!!! I will always DVR this, and know what to go shopping for in t-chirts, douchey button ups and jeans... My secret hatred/lust for these a-holes..
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They're NOT from New York. They're from North Jersey and they come down the shore each summer and trash it up. While native shore people are bad enough, these neanderthals are the worst. no class, no brains. They're called Debbies by the natives.
MTV has really become a classy network.
Does anyone know what happened to E!s show? They had a preview episode but never showed the series.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:37pm.
My word.
It's hard to watch that and know that there are still people out there who don't believe we descended from apes.
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LOL... too funny.
But wow.... that preview made me want to punch myself for watching it. I could feel the douche seeping out of my computer and infecting me.
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It's like Hot Chicks with Douchebags come to life! I live in Hell's Kitchen and every weekend I see this live and in color (terra cotta fake tan to be precise). We call the girls the rabbit fur coat brigade because they all wear mini skirts, shoes that would make Shauna Sand blush and rabbit fur bolero jackets. They are hitting the streets hard core every weekend looking for the douche bag investment banker of their dreams.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:37pm.
My word.
It's hard to watch that and know that there are still people out there who don't believe we descended from apes.
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It's hard to watch that and know that there are still people out there who don't believe we descended from apes.
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Submitted by gines on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:29pm.
oh fuck me running. just what us jersey folk need. more stereotypical guido bullshit. we're not all like this, people, i swear!
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Ugh, I KNOW. it's ridiculous. Just when we were getting a break from the mobster housewives! I hardly ever saw these mythical creatures when I was growing up there.
The shore is full of prepsters, too...but I suppose they aren't as entertaining. That Real Life MTV special about the shore was AMAZING. LOL.
"Fist pumping like champs!" = My.Senior.Quote.
This type of "fist pumping" has a different meaning for me, though . . .
oh fuck me running. just what us jersey folk need. more stereotypical guido bullshit. we're not all like this, people, i swear!
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is it weird that when i saw this last night during the hour I punish myself for my sins and watch the hills and the city that I thought of michael k? I knew he would love this trash and i love him for that. can.not.wait.for.dec.3rd.
OMG, back to my 80's Jersey Shore summer share days!
Members Only, parachute pants, striped wife beaters, Capezios, bathing in vats of cologne, Italian horns and rope chains...
Sigh...thank the damn Lord it's over!
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i hope to gawd everyone in Jersey is like that. EVERYONE.
Submitted by Mittmah on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:12pm.
"If hatin is your occupation..I've probably got a full time job for you"
OMG..hahahhaahaha
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LOL! He DID say that. Dumbass.
Look! He's right! I'm hatin' already!
He owes me 10 bucks now.
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OMG I am mortified to live in NJ
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I've been waiting for a continuation of True Life: Staten Island.
Oh, Kelly Ann, love your mantra!
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God, spare me.
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I would let Brad Paisley stick it all the way up my butthole. And I would happily lick out his buttcrack.
seriously those 3 videos have convinced me that my goal in life should be to travel to New Jersey and become a guido.I've come to a conclusion that being full of yourself and not worry about a care in the world is the meaning of life,wish there was a douchebag academy so i could live as carefree as guidos.
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jersey is not like this. nobody likes guidos except themselves :( please go away