Ashlee Simpson Wants To Be A Clothing Designer Now
Asshole Simpson is already a failed lip-syncher, a failed jig dancer, a failed baby namer, a failed Gwen Stefani-wannabe, a failed TV star and now she's adding yet another credit to her glittery resume: failed clothing designer. Yes, Ashlee is obviously trying to get into Guinness Book of World Records as having the most failures in one lifetime. Ashlee does have to step up her fail game since her sister is already ahead of her. Anyway...
According to Star Magazine (via Digital Spy), Ass is ready to launch her own clothing line just like Jessica. A source said, "Ashlee wants to start a clothing line. She wants it to be both preppy and punk rock. She thinks she can really succeed in fashion."
I'm pretty sure "succeed" would never RSVP to a party thrown by Ashlee Simpson. Oh, I shouldn't be so hard on her. She should reach for her dreams. I'm sure there's many women out there who need more clothes to throw into their "crap to wear when you're on your period" pile.
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Previously Ashlee has the designers but somehow they didn't proceed the expectation and but she is having a very good sense of dressing and she also have a nice replica handbag in her collection.
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Oh yes she did fail at this one already - here is an article from last year...
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I think she already failed at this too...didn't she have a line at wet seal a couple of years ago?
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Memo to Asslee:
Just because you dye your hair black, that doesn't make you "punk". You ignorant ho.
That is all.
Former Long Nosed Younger Simpson, you are not, nor have you ever been punk rock.
Go away with your millions and maybe work on your marriage that we all have been hearing is falling apart. Haven't you earned enough money from being untalented and annoying? Count your fucking blessings.
Die.
"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
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Basically this worthless cunt thinks that people still like her. She doesn't realize that her fifteen minutes of fame were up years ago. Getting fired from Melrose Place was just the final nail in the coffin. She is delusional just like her porky sister.
Michael K you forgot to add "failed baby-namer" to the list.
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What a novel idea!I bet she would be really successful at it too, given her many talents and great natural beauty!
She looks like a totally different person in those clips. And what a LAME ASS excuse at the end. I'm sure her band LOVED her for that one.
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i'm sure sad people will line up to buy her crap
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:32pm.
TIGERLILY!!
you fat smelly fucking whore!
how's tricks?
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Maybe she can sell her shit through these Chinese assholes spamming this site with their knockoffs.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:31pm.
Lmao! Hmmm...a new way to use affront. You handled this well!
On topic: Why cant this particular Simpson sister just be a mom! The need to stay relevant is sad.
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I'm sure you're worthy of not only an Oscar but a Grammy compared to her...her jig on SNL was was Emerald Isle treason-worthy.
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As long as she doesn't keep acting. I'm not exactly qualified to judge since I only saw her clip on The Soup, but it was painful. She's on par with me as an actress.
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:10pm.
Aaaaahhhh, Tigerlilly, having been born in Tennessee and raised in Mississippi, I can tell you that it is an affront to think that a Simpson is smart enough to work in Mississippi. Don't know what "affront" means? Google it, you dumb fuck!
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Ho, calm da fuck down...I'm white trash from Atlanta, so...Don't even up in here is all I'm sayin....I KEED, I KEED...
And I know good and well what "affront" means...That's how respecktackle womens take they seks...from affront...:~Q
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Maybe after replacing that missing breast implant.
Priorities, Ass.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 7:09pm.
Please, man. This is becoming beyond ridiculous. I can feel Satan's tongue flicking at our asses as we type.
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Just sit your ass down already, Ass.
I am not a violent person, but I have the urge to slap her face whenever I see a picture of her.
Aaaaahhhh, Tigerlilly, having been born in Tennessee and raised in Mississippi, I can tell you that it is an affront to think that a Simpson is smart enough to work in Mississippi. Don't know what "affront" means? Google it, you dumb fuck!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:18pm.
OMG, I thought that by her getting the boot from that TV show I would never have to see her "punk ass" ever again or hear about her ass doing anything
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Ha! It's almost like you don't know that fashion is the last stop on the famewhore train.
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Granted, I am not like white-on-rice with following this one, but following her craptastice, shiteouse no-style would be the last resort for me.
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Submitted by applehead on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:17pm.
Looks like one of her boobs has been deflated
Hahaha. Like she had a blow out!!
Design a clothing line...maybe a clothes line.
Submitted by yeahok on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:10pm.
Yeah, maybe she can sell her shit at JC Penney.
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jcpenney?? she'll be lucky if they take her shit for free at the salvation army
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Oh for fucks sake-not more of these tedious arseholes.
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You forgot Failed Symmetrical Boobs Wearer.
OMG, I thought that by her getting the boot from that TV show I would never have to see her "punk ass" ever again or hear about her ass doing anything.UGH. These bitches will never go away. Untalented people are resilient as fuck!
And LMAO @ Jim
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Looks like one of her boobs has been deflated
Is a fashion line the celeb version of being sent to the corner to play with the safety scissors?
Yeah, maybe she can sell her shit at JC Penney.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
House of Ass of Collection they can sell it next to Bej00ncey's House of Derriere.
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Submitted by blueangel on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:31pm.
This is offensive to the people that study for years and earn advanced degrees in fashion design. I agree with the poster that said, "Why stop there, why not be a brain surgeon." All these loser celebs have delusions of grandeur and believe they can buy whatever profession they want.
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My exact thoughts! It's like their lives are one big Barbie doll playset. "Today I feel like being an actress!"
At least she hasn't put a skanky perfume out.. has she?
This is offensive to the people that study for years and earn advanced degrees in fashion design. I agree with the poster that said, "Why stop there, why not be a brain surgeon." All these loser celebs have delusions of grandeur and believe they can buy whatever profession they want. Next thing we know, she will be running for political office right next to that loser Clooney.
Submitted by get serious on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:18pm.
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I want to be a humanitarian and a misanthrope...so I TOTALLY get Asslee....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Awwww... poor little ASSHOLE simpson. She can't do anything right, and constantly embarrasses herself with her failures (that dumbass doofus dance she did on SNL is what she always will be remembered for). Now she wants to pretend she knows what she's doing in fashion. EXCEPT, she wants her "clothing line" to be both punk & preppy. Excuse me, little ASSHOLE simpson, but those are 2 diametrically opposed fashion styles, and there's no cross over. It's like saying "I want to be a cowboy and I want to be an astronaut and I want to be President"; little kids aged 10 years old say things like that. Which is the age that this braindead dumbass is stuck at.
Can't someone please just do everyone a favor & off her? The world will give you a medal...
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I heard that Ungaro is looking for someone.
Really, can't she just teach arts and crafts to slow, underprivileged (read inbred) children in rural Mississippi? I think she'd excel at that....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...