Wednesday, November 11th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

He’s a movie star, he is married, and he is gay. Out of respect for his wife, though, he only allows a boy in his bed when either one of the couple is traveling. Thoughtful, right? Well, it’s rather creepy, because the last couple of guys he has been with bear a strange resemblance to his wife. So is he picking the boys because they resemble his wife, or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes? Hard to say, but in either case, he has no intention of coming out of the closet any time soon. Oh, and yes, they are practically boys. He likes them young, but is pretty careful about them being of legal age. (Blind Gossip)

Since both Jada Pinkett and Stepford Katie can kind of pass for twink gay porn stars in the right light, my guess is Tommy Girl or Will Smith?

This married A list television reality producer has always had a revolving door policy when it comes to the women with whom he has sex. However it seems that he has finally found just one woman he wants to have as his mistress and has cast the others aside. He wants to remain faithful to this mistress who also happens to be a B list reality star who seems to never have a boyfriend that sticks. Now you know why. (CDAN)

Mark Burnett and Ceiling Eyes? This is my guess, because he's producing her next reality shit show.

This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has threesomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a prostitute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell. (BuzzFoto)

I think every celebrity couple is already past threesomes. That's vanilla to them. They're already on gang bang orgies with farm animals. Anyway, my guess is the obvious: Charlie Sheen? Or maybe Adam Sandler?

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I think:
1 - Will Smith
2 - dunno
3 - Chris O'Donnell (only because he seems like such a nice guy and I know there is no such thing as a nice guy in Hollywood!

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1.) Will Smith. His wife is kinda 'boyish' looking.
2.) Gonna go with MK's guess.
3.) I'll say Kelsey Grammar cause he looks freaky and his wife is like an ex-Playmate or something who probably would feel threatened.
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Submitted by Granny Frump on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 7:30am.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:23am.
"You and I are cosmic twins! I'm like, the original cougar, so the main event always took about a minute, but now that I'm older, I always dread being banged into the headboard for half an hour, while praying he either comes soon or has a heart attack!

I love prep work, too, but I ain't no chef and never will be...:)"

Say word, Centaurius! Once when I was in college, after a particularly brutal session with a human jackhammer, I had to go to the campus clinic. I was diagnosed with a traumatized cervix. Traumatized! That was many years ago but I'm still dick-shy. Over the years I've climbed back on that horse but I never really enjoyed the "ride" so to speak. I can make a dude delirious with what I call "the treatment" but I haven't met a man yet who doesn't want to do some pummeling afterwards to seal the deal.

@Centaurius and Island Girl
Men are completely delusional about the hygeine thing. Society has convinced them that it's only women's genitals with the power to offend. Any straight woman knows that's pure bullshit. Plus many, many men have this other thing where they don't wipe their asses well. Yet the skidmark league seems completely unaware of their stench. I've never yet come across a woman who literally smells like ass.

But you know, society has a big part in this. Where are the masculine hygeine deodorant sprays?
They sure as hell are needed. Men are seemingly oblivious about this issue. I used to live with a weight lifter/body builder. That fine, muscular fucker actually thought I'd give him "the treatment" before he'd showered. Yeah I understood that the homo-erotic aspects of being in a gym with a bunch of other big, sweaty, muscular dudes sent his testerone levels off the charts but I don't do funk. I just don't.

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The threesome is totally Robin Williams. I would bet my cat on it.

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Island Girl:we just moved to Singapore
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I am planning a backpacking trip to Southeast Asia even as we speak!

We will discuss at a later time...:)

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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 3:24am.
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No, not London... we just moved to Singapore. And honey, men are men the world over. BEASTS, I tell ya! :)

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Island Girl:
Because we all know that women should just sit around, looking and smelling pretty, right?
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Agree, 100%! I have many chats with my friends about this. It's annoying to us that we have to be constantly doing Brazilians, showering, douching, perfuming, and what the hell do they do?

They fucking smell worse than us! They can barely be bothered to swipe their pits with deodorant.

Are you in the UK? I am jealous, I want to marry a guy from London and live there!!

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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:47am.
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Because we all know that women should just sit around, looking and smelling pretty, right? What an arsehole. Proof positive that cavemen are alive and well.

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Hi Island Girl:Morning/afternoon!! Ewww, Vienna sausages! And don't even get me started on the washing up. :P
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Yeah, they're almost as bad as those pickled eggs they sell at the gas station! (No pun intended.)

Listen to this, I was watching CNN this afternoon and they were talking about should women be in combat and taking calls. This dude calls in and says they should not be allowed because it was a matter of "hygiene." I though he was talking about periods, but then he says to the anchor, Are you married? The anchor says yes. The caller then comes out with, well, how would YOUR wife smell after two months without a shower!

The anchor was speechless!

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After three I'm under the table,
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:36am.
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Morning/afternoon!! Ewww, Vienna sausages! And don't even get me started on the washing up. :P

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Morning IslandGirl!!

Well, you're more fucking lucky than I've ever been...any peeling and chopping with my Romeos and I'd have been better off in the corner with a tin of Vienna Sausages!
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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:23am.

I love prep work, too, but I ain't no chef and never will be...:)
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Ahahaha! It's all that pesky peeling and chopping that annoys me. :)

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I'd go to my grave thinking number 1 is Will Smith.

Jada's always yammering about how her stepson is her "Bonus Son," well, now she can start queefing 'bout her "Bonus Homo."

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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Hi Granny Frump: while I did the "prep work", which I happen to love, but would take over for the main event.
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You and I are cosmic twins! I'm like, the original cougar, so the main event always took about a minute, but now that I'm older, I always dread being banged into the headboard for half an hour, while praying he either comes soon or has a heart attack!

I love prep work, too, but I ain't no chef and never will be...:)

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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
"Haaaaaaa! Hilarious...I'm always convinced I'd be ignored in a threesome, too!"

You too?

When I was "active" I always wished that there was another woman waiting in the wings while I did the "prep work", which I happen to love, but would take over for the main event. Maybe I should work in a massage parlor that limits services to happy endings...

I'm like that Robert Duvall character in Apocalypse Now. The way he felt about the smell of napalm in the morning is the exact same way I feel about a peen or better still a pair of balls in my hands. Smells like victory! Makes me feel ALIVE!

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Hi Granny Frump:In a threesome I'm positive that I'd be the ignored party and would use that time doing something practical like taking online courses or preparing my taxes.
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Haaaaaaa! Hilarious...I'm always convinced I'd be ignored in a threesome, too!

Congrats on your time management skills...:)

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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It can't be Sheen.

He insists on "must have orgies with farm animals" in the prenup.

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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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Submitted by quickkill on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:49pm.
"Ick. I am glad I am single. Threesomes sound too tiresomes."

I'm single too and I gave up sex years ago because I got tired of the song-and-dance. I'd get back in the game for a threesome, though. For me a twosome is what's tiresome. I just don't have that kind of energy nor do my lady parts fare well in those situations. I would have made an ideal "fluffer" on straight porn movie sets. I don't mind getting a dude started but I don't want my vag to be anywhere in the vicinity when the pounding starts. In a threesome I'm positive that I'd be the ignored party and would use that time doing something practical like taking online courses or preparing my taxes.

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WAKE UP! Just another form of abuse.

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan

Ick. I am glad I am single. Threesomes sound too tiresomes.

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Submitted by dangerslut on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:33pm.
"#1 is Gavin Rossdale"

I did NOT know Rossdale was a movie star.

How can you think 1 is anything but Tommygirl? He actually started turning his "wife" into a teenage boy. she got emaciated and lost her boobs and ass, cut her hair, started dressing like him...

#1 is Gavin Rossdale

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Submitted by Granny Frump on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:18pm.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:36pm.

"First one is Hugh Jackman,

The blind item states he likes boys who resemble his wife. Have you seen Jackman's wife?

*shudder*"

Ain't shit young looking or boyish about Jackman's wife. Now if the BI said that Jackman had a George Washington fetish...

LOL! That's the funniest thing I've read on here today.

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:36pm.

"First one is Hugh Jackman,

The blind item states he likes boys who resemble his wife. Have you seen Jackman's wife?

*shudder*"

Ain't shit young looking or boyish about Jackman's wife. Now if the BI said that Jackman had a George Washington fetish...

Anyway, I thought it was well established that Hugh's business partner, the handsome guy who wears the same ring as Jackman and his wife, is Jackman's boyfriend.

This BI is tough. It could be ANYBODY! But I'll go with Tobey Maguire or Robert Downey Jr.
Tobey Maguire in particular seems to be the considerate type. Although to match his wife he'd have to pull from The Vienna Boy's Choir.

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#3 Will Ferrel

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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:36pm.

First one is Hugh Jackman,

The blind item states he likes boys who resemble his wife. Have you seen Jackman's wife?

*shudder*

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Never mind on the Judd Apatow guess...his wife (Leslie Mann) is as well-known as he is.

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First one is Hugh Jackman, second one...who cares, and the last one is Judd Apatow (it didn't say actor, just celebrity known for comedies).

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PS The wife in #3 should totally go lesbo & leave his ass out! Hahahah! (unless it really is Paul Rudd - then love till you can't love anymore!)

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Tommy Girl 'picked' his wife because she signed the contract, not because he found her remotely attractive in a boysih way. He had already propositioned other young actresses to up his young fan base.

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1 is def Tommy Girl, Katie is the only one of these that has started to resemble a young boy with her short hair and no makeup..nobody else comes to mind, the obviousness of this one hurts!! Run Katie Bot before Tommy Girl gives you the kiss of death...which he already may have...who knows with this weird bunch..

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 6:13pm.

who the fuck wants a threesome? Think of all the extra work you gotta do!

Word. Totally overrated. Someone always ends up getting pissed off because they felt left out.
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1) Becks
2) dunno don't care...
3) Can somebody refresh my drink....
What were we talking about?

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let's see. for #1:
McGaunagay
Broderick
Bale
Hanks
Banderas
Mortenson
Wood
Damon
Affleck
Washington
Downey Jr.
Pitt
Foxx
Crow
Cruise
Smith
Travolta
Cage
Pacino
Douglas

And those are just the obvious ones....

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Submitted by Aradia on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 7:29pm.
#3- Paul Rudd?
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#3- Paul Rudd?

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<"or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes?">

Screams Stepford Katie when she was in Manhattan doing her Broadway thing and was photographed almost every day walking around in man jeans, short hair combed like a boy's. Hope she was channeling to him: I still think there's a mean streak / "Wifey Dearest" behind the scenes. When she's mad she wears high heels with him in public and in private threatens to write a tell all book.

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I don't think #3 is Woody Harrelson, simply because I think Laura Louie would slap the shit out of him if he tried to push threesomes on her. She's never struck me as the type of gal to put up with foolishness. My first thought upon reading was Ray Romano, although I think his wife would slap the shit out of him too. Charlie Sheen is probably the best guess, because his most recent wife knows the odds aren't on her side for remaining on his marital payroll. Although I wouldn't pass by Kevin James or Kelsey Grammar either.

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i like mike's guess for #3, woody harrelson. i also think that #1 isn't tommy. he never seems to leave katie alone. any traveling either one does the other quickly joins them. (smart on that count i think. more hollywood couples who actually care about each other should try it)