Wednesday, November 11th 2009

Now This IS The Look

Kim Kardashian needs to walk around like this on a full-time basis. This is definitely a bitch I could go to T.G.I. Fridays with after work and guzzle on Electric Lemonades while freaking on our bar stools to Starpoint. And on the ride home, I'd promise to be polite and barf in the seat pocket in the back of her '87 Nissan Sentra (in metallic baby blue). That's what the back pocket is for.

Kim dropped the low-budget skankness and brought the beauty for an episode of E!'s Secret Celebrity. Kim wrote on her blog that the result of her 3-hour makeover was "kind of scary." Um. No. The regular Kim is really scary. This trick right here is all sorts of glamorous.

And for some strange reason, Kim also decided to post a never-before-seen still from her sex tape:

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TheJackson4's picture

Looks like Julianna Margulies circa 1996.

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She looks better this way, actually. Scraping off the gallon of makeup and covering her giant plastic hooters is an improvement. Average-looking is always better than someone who tries WAY too hard.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 4:11pm.

I'm guessing she couldn't fit into the fat suit.
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Noelegy's picture

"Kind of scary"? Reminds me of the remark Linda Evangelista once made about how it was fortunate for her that she'd been born beautiful, else she'd have had to be a teacher, or something like that.

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paris herpes's picture

I think this glamorous look is way more fitting for Kim. I even like the wrinkles around her mouth. Not sure how this is "scary", maybe 'cause she's used to pounds of make-up and squeezing herself into size 2 jeans.

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moomarse's picture

Stoney - you come out of the closet hun? Cuz you got sparkly rainbows comin out yo ass! how purty...

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Stoney's picture

What in the ugly betty fuck did she do to her face?

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TITS's picture

I'm guessing she couldn't fit into the fat suit.

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moosh's picture

ughh.. this is some manila folders sh*t!

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Shut the fuck up and start making anal porn you stupid fuck.

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moomarse's picture

the RESULT was scary????? cunt.

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Bossy's picture

Ugh, I wish she would fall of the face of the earth along with Lindsay Lohan. This person has done nothing of merit and has no talent. GO AWAY!

If it weren't for blogs like DListed, I would have no idea who this twat is anyway. So she's already a secret celebrity in my book!

iHeartHaters's picture

This bitch lost me the minute she effed up her once perfect face. I hope she looks like this in 20 years.

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vidz's picture

PASS! Kimmy K.

Now, only it were that easy for Jocelyn Wilderstein? to undo all HER plastic surgery.

PS: does ANYONE know how joycelyn looked before surgery? Or how old she really is?

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Franniiv3's picture

She sort of looks like 'Jordan' Kate Price... You know Harvey's mom.

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MK, I love you like a brother b/c you always pop these 80s songs in my head and instantly I am in 7 riding around in my mom's celica.

lora's picture

I hate this broad I cant wait till she starts to age and her body and looks fade.

Terrianne's picture

This probably isn't a stretch to what she would have looked like if she hadn't had any plastic surgery.

Centaurious's picture

I guess Rick James rose from the dead to get the Sammy Sosa treatment.

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SpiceDong's picture

Bitch, please...you know this is what Kim really looks like without 5 tons of make up...they make her pretty features with latex everyday a la Mrs. Doubtfire. LOL

And that Starpoint clip was hot...I almost freaked out myself...so many memories there.

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Honey Beats's picture

i love the 80's curls!

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snowpiece's picture

damn KK, send me a confirm email so I can slander your blog, whore!

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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:23pm.
Shouldn't you have to be a celebrity to be on that show?

That was my first thought, too!

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madam s.'s picture

If you take away the ridiculous wig and glasses, she really doesn't look that different. Like everyone has said... just looks like her pre-nose job and impeccable makeup.

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Centaurious's picture

She obviously secretly idolized Marcia Clark, even as her father defended OJ.

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IrishFury's picture

She looks how Howard Stern here. The talk show host, not Anna Nicole's pusher.

Why do these women (incl Tyra Banks) love to dress up as fat broads and fuglies? Is it to prove how brave they are and how much they want to be in touch with the common people or is it a big old "Fuck You, I have to spend three hours in a make up chair to look ugly and you bitches do it by just waking up."

If these morons just wore no make up, they'd be as ugly or uglier as anyone else. Who kidded them into thinking they needed work to look ugly. These bitches just need soap and water.

letinstar's picture

isn't this what kim would look like without hair/makeup plastic surgery and lighting?
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Anonymous101's picture

B!tch is so going to steal Khloe's hubby now that she looks like his type ;)

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KD's picture

She actually looks familiar like that. Like I know someone who looks just like that...strange.

Anonymous101's picture

ITA, MK. She has all sorts of hwatness going on here!!

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:37pm.
Looks like Ray Jay had a LOT of Purple Drank.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:37pm.

I am joining her website just to tell her this is how God meant her to look
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elmo533's picture

I wish they'd attached all that with super glue

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snowpiece's picture

I am joining her website just to tell her this is how God meant her to look

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freebird's picture

Looks like Ray Jay had a LOT of Purple Drank.

Centaurious's picture

Slash's "Hospitals of Thailand" tour has produced some interesting results.

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

kittycatastrophe's picture

This is what she would look like if her mom hadn't insisted on preemptive strikes at the plastic surgeon's office starting when she was 11.

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Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:22pm Sidenote: Pretty sure if you Google "Retard porn" her tape pops up too. ****************************************************************************************** How about a nice big cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

snowpiece's picture

no I think BRUCE Jenner is doing Seacrest

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lizardrear's picture

Is it me or does she look like an older Juliana Margulies?

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JustJack's picture

Whats the freakin point.