Wednesday, November 11th 2009
Jon Gosselin Is Trying To Un-Douche Himself
Jon Gosselin has jumped on this side of the fence to laugh and point at his acts of douchery with the rest of us. Yeah, I don't remember sending him an Evite. Do you?
In this parody from Funny or Die, Jon performs a doucheorcism on himself by dumping Michael Lohan, Ed Hardy and his gutter tramp hos. Unfortunately, the video doesn't end with Jon sacrificing himself to Kate's number one fans: the rabid possums of the forest. It does have a terrifying ending though. I don't appreciate that. Especially since I've always been afraid of flaming tampons.
This might be the first time in the history of forever that I actually wished I was watching Cher's ass cheeks jiggling around on a battleship. So thanks, Jon.
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I think the douche just now realized everone is laughing at him and not with him so he tried this crap! Well ya FAILED! Loser! I can't believe this man ha 8 children. I feel sorry for them. My god. A mother like Kate and a father like Jon! I think the Duggars should adopt the kids. Shit they may have to dress like those bitches on Little House on a Prarie but atleast theyll be in a loving home. LOL.
That was supposed to be funny? It seemed like one of his public "apologies" mascarading as a comedy.
When I saw the headline "Jon Gosselin Is Trying To Un-Douche Himself" my immediate thought was OMG IS HE GOING ON TOOL ACADEMY?!
Bummer.
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I have no clue what he said, didn't see the vid....but who cares.
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What the.....?
*Confuzzled*
That video gets the official FAIL stamp.
was that suppose to be funny. I think he should have to die cause funny he was not.
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It's too late, Jon.
Grosslin's beyond douchery at this point.
He's graduated to gigantic, stinking yeast infection.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Why is this fat fucks face constantly on this fucking site. Jesus I wish he'd get fucking run over already. Shame on you Michael for pimping his fat ugly zit pock marked face out on your site, enough of this midget already.
Seriously, who is this thing?
Drop it.
Who?
I LOVE those fuckers at funny or die. Imma marry one them bitches.
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That was a little funny. Especially the bikini girl DJ
I like watching his waddle wiggle when he talks. Reminds me of Thanksgiving.
Lamer than lame.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
um, what?
That was not funny. At all. He just made himself look even MORE stupid. Asshat.
While I was watching the video, Jenny Craig ads kept popping up at the bottom. Haha!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
This guy is just getting fucking fatter by the day. I mean, in god's name, when will it STOP??
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I don't think JG could ever un-douche himself. Once a nobody, always a nobody... http://imeanwhat.com/?s=nobody+news
Maybe I'm a fucking idiot but I don't see what's supposed to be funny there. See, I can usually tell when someone is trying to make a joke but failing hard. Had it not been for the fact that shit was on funny or die I would have no clue it was supposed to be funny.
Jesus Jon. Jesus fucking christ.
and i still can't care enough to watch his bullshit. when are you going away Jon??
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Thank you for my freedom.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Screw him and his possum-haired soon-to-be ex-wife. This-dash-talking-has-me-a-little-crazy.
*will testify for jack's case*
OnT: Ehhh...yeah. Whatevs, Jon.
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Bottom-feeder.
Din't watch the video yet, but there ain't no chance this skidmark is gonna "redeem" himself. Too little, too late.
Submitted by Capitanne on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:37am.
Has anything on Funny or Die ever been funny? So lame.
haha good pointt.
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There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.-Seth Green
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1st he looks soo much better after the makeover and normal still fat n ugly but better to look at
2nd Cher ass is so flat if I had that ass I would be getting implants or something not showing it
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LOL at the poster... what a dick.
Imma go figure out how to get rid of these fucking ads!! I emailed MK and he said he doesn't have healthcare ads and are prolly coming from another site?!! WTF? AND I EMAILED PLECO AND HE SAW THE SCREENSHOT SO SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Has anything on Funny or Die ever been funny? So lame.
LOL there are some funny comments on texts from last night like " does my mom really think that Ed HArdy shit is gonna get her laid?" LMAO
Jacko, when he comes out the room after changing
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I watched the Cher video instead, haven't seen it in a coon's age.
Her outfit must have involved some serious waxing.
As for Jon, the other day I was on a work-related (design) forum and someone was going on about how cool Ed Hardy shit is and that old folks like me don't get it. I may be old but I am not stupid, Ed Hardy shit was never cool.
Stupid
snowy, I just watched that part again... that was the only time he WASN'T "acting"! LOL
I never saw the poster you referred to... hang on, Imma use my good eye.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
ha ha Jack, that was funny
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
If he cured aids i would still hate him.
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There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.-Seth Green
LMAOOOOO when he said "seriously" at the chick in the bikini!! I love dumbfucks!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Personally, I think that both he and Kate are in on this nonsense. They probably sneek out and see each other all the time and count the money that they're making on all this crap. Probably in some swanky hotel right now laughing their asses off and eating bon bons.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
*wonders who MK will throw up on the next post to complete "Douchebag Trifecta"* ****************************************************************************************** How about a nice big cup of Shut The Fuck Up?
What hell is the friggin' point? Does he think we're all going to band together and send him money? Think again, douchebag.
DirtyWhoreMouth I'm telling you, I'm taking bets.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Candy on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:15am.
Im curious but I can't bring myself to click the link.
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I'm in the leper colony for wanting to give this skeezer a chance to dedouche himself, but that clip? I've seen funnier funerals.
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Bottom-feeder.