THEY ARE TOUCHING HANDS!!!!!!
Look at your window right now. If the streets are littered with heads covered with Urban Decay make-up and Manic Panic, it's because Twitards are exploding over this picture of RPattz and Kristen Stewart touching hands in Paris. The stock for cookie dough will touch the heavens tomorrow, because the Twitards that didn't lose their heads will drown their sorrows in all of Aniston's favorites.
Anyway, here's the those two fancy homeless people at the airport and also leaving their hotel in Paris tonight. Obviously, them touching jack-off hands means that they are secretly married and she's pregnant with their sparkly vampire spawn who is slowly eating her insides. I swear I didn't read the books. Don't you dare accuse me of that!
But seriously, we all know this is just a publicity stunt. RPattz obviously feels the heat in his loins for the Twihard in the sixth thumbnail below.
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she is still hitting that,al around Europe..lucky bitch, stupid unicorns..I'm a unicorn bitch
Karma is a Bitch
SHE..IS..HITTIINGGG..THAT! Even if she looks like is constipated (or smelling something really really bad)almost of the time, repeat w me: SHE IS HITTING THE MAGICAL FOREST UNICORN PRINCE!!
So what!!!
Loved her, she is bitchy, has style and doesn't give a shit about hollywood and onece again; SHE IS HITTING THAT!
Twilight books are like crack, lousy crack, but addictive..RPATTZ is pretty, very pretty, but as soon as he starts talking, birds die, flowers die, he has a verbal diarrhea like 24/7..if he never opened his mouth to speak he'd be the perfect male specimen...well, that and his limp dick, cause we totally know that KSTEW is his MASTER!!he is her little sex slave
Karma is a Bitch
Hahaha! I didn't know those stupid books had a happy ending!
Gosh, I guess the fact that all these couply pictures are coming out on the cusp on their movie premiere is just a coincidence.
HAHA is all i can say after reading this, MK is in top form with this post.
"2 fancy homeless people"
i hate all things twilight. all things twilight suck. that rob guy is fugly and the girl walks around like a zombie. hate it all. MAKE IT STOP.
Submitted by Mas71 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:08am.
Anyone else tired of seeing this guy's face on here every day?
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially TWICE a day...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
What a conveniently timed photograph!!!LOL. Also, not sure what this post has to do with Aniston. If she was drowning her sorrows in ice cream she wouldn't have that kick-ass bod. Just sayin' I know D-List hates Aniston, but at least she doesn't exploit the world's most desperate people to make people love her. That's all good in my book, even if I can't stand her films. Can't really stand most films at this point.
Celebrities who have never done a nice thing for anyone without issuing a press release, giving a press conference, staging a photo-op or giving a million interviews to let EVERYONE know how they just did something nice for someone--I Hate Charity Chic
I have no interest in this franchise at ALL
MK, you are so busted.....a closet Twitard.
Alexis Bidel or Christina Ricci would have made a far superior Bella.
Young Ryan Phillipe and his excessive pouting would have made a nice Edward.
I am just grateful that Zach Effron has nothing to do with this.
putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 7:34am.
Not that I care, but yeah you never hold hands with someone you're not in a realtionship with.
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I hold hands with people all the time. Hmmm... maybe that explains the restraining orders. :)
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ M.K.
I love you Michael K! And I will admit I am a 33 year old twilight fan. STFU! The books were horribly written, but then again so were the beloved Sweet Valley High and Nancy Drew books of my pre-teen years. It brings out my inner 13-year old and there's nothing wrong with that.
Of course I'm not humping cardboard cutouts of RPattz and I don't think he's the second coming of Jebus or anything...but I do think he's handsome (even more so when he's speaking with his gorgeous British accent as opposed to his constipated Edward voice.)
"Vegans are all coke-sniffing, cigarette-smoking faux socialists who listen to music that has no melody at all, so fuck them."
Not that I care, but yeah you never hold hands with someone you're not in a realtionship with.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
ZOMG!!
that 6th picture was probably the single most important moment in her life, haha.
"2 Fancy Homeless People"
AHAHA!
...I just wanna know who Milli Vanilli is!!!!!!!!!!!
My gawd he is just dirty looking, like in a hose your ass down with Lysol kind of way...
And as far as she is concerned, her best acting was in Zathura when she spent most of the movie frozen in the bathroom.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 9:32pm.
Oh Lord, please send this poor Twitarded child in thumbnail 6 to Jenny Craig and an eyebrow waxer.
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Send the Twihard to the eyebrow waxer? Um, how about RPattz?? I think he's the bigger charity case in that domain.
I'm sure Kristin will entertain us by having her career implode horribly.
Plus she obviously has Scottish Ancestry - unless she picked her name out of a hat - so I should be all Irish and supportive (we don't do that).
Plus she looks like that person who played John Connor before Christian Bale did.
(I found three good/neutral things to say about a Twilighter - I'm inventive!!!).
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 2:13am.
Yeh Peaches, the bike thing doesn't surprise me, because we're a wild bunch over here. Glad you liked our country.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually i found everybody super polite and stuff and my then boyfriend was teasing me , that dumb dumb !!
we were such dorks back then that when we entered a coffee shop we ran like two idiots , like duh , i feel ashamed hahahahahahahahahaha
now i could stay on those coffee shops for more than few hours !
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Yeh Peaches, the bike thing doesn't surprise me, because we're a wild bunch over here. Glad you liked our country.
@MickeyHolland
hey by the way if you are from the netherlands , i luv it , i was at the same time of maxima's (spelling) weeding day bought the barbie sooooooooo funneeeee!
and i almost got run over by a bike , sadness !!!!!!
LOL!
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:54am.
I truly don't get the star appeal of these two. He is a very doughy looking boy, and she is a snooze fest on legs with a bland personality. They must be fenomenal actors (?)
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nein they suck !
matching acting skills with personaliteeeeeeeee!
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"Santa, honey, that's a sweet little Blessed Virgin you got on top that TV," Mrs. Reilly said.
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/St.-Clare-Patron-Saint-of-Television...
I truly don't get the star appeal of these two. He is a very doughy looking boy, and she is a snooze fest on legs with a bland personality. They must be fenomenal actors (?)
Oh God, I'm so old - I not only don't care about Twilight - I'm not even pretending to like Twilight.
The end is nigh.
To confess, I don't watch this shit--but it does strike me in the media BLITZ of this that I'm subjected to...Kristen Stewart is a sulking miserable bitch. This whiny cunt makes MiserAlba look like Kathy Lee after a box of Pinot Grigio.
LOL..... TN 6. Check out the grimace.
pattinson's fans are rabid....if you compare him to another
british actor on his imdb page....like charlie hunnam for instance...
they flag you
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
isn't that how vampires DO IT?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Anyone else tired of seeing this guy's face on here every day?
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 11:35pm.
they must dig each other's stink...
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i think their noses quit that bitch by now.
If I was working with him I would be boning him too...so who cares. I am not sure if they are really dating...but they are probably humping at the very least. good for them. he is DELICIOUS...
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:37pm.
Apparently Christmas is around the corner.
Apparently we're supposed to buy lots of Ed Hardy too.
they must dig each other's stink...
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Submitted by Banayna on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:47pm.
I think they're a couple. Like someone else said they are awkward around each other, probably because they don't want to explain/discuss. She's always hanging all over everyone else she's with from the cast, and purposely keeps her distance from him when thet are being interviewd. What the hell, I guess they can understand each other's lives or something.
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If that's the case, then, it reminds me of the Angie/Brad beginnings. You the know at their premiere (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) they were far from each other. A little too much. lol
Whatever what Robert and Kristen are/were or not, at the end of the day it is their business.
" Obviously, them touching jack-off hands means that they are secretly married and she's pregnant with their sparkly vampire spawn who is slowly eating her insides. I swear I didn't read the books. Don't you dare accuse me of that! "
It's been almost 2 years that I have been an avid DListed slut, but Michael K is still make me laugh like it was the first time. Ohh Michael...
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I think they're a couple. Like someone else said they are awkward around each other, probably because they don't want to explain/discuss. She's always hanging all over everyone else she's with from the cast, and purposely keeps her distance from him when thet are being interviewd. What the hell, I guess they can understand each other's lives or something.
I do think they are a couple simply because they're so awkward together in photos that it seems like they're trying to hide something. They must have spent so much time together filming that they'd had a platonic or at least a brother-sister relationship, they'd look more at ease with each other. Or, as I've said before, they fucked once and it was bad and they haven't been able to look the other one in the eye since.
Kristen kinda looks hot here.
*shameface*
Apparently Christmas is around the corner.
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He's actually not a bad actor, I thought he was great in The Haunted Airman. Sadly, these Twilight stories blowwwwwwwww.
Her? She can't act for shit.
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:14pm.
The Twilight fan in thumbnail #6 is exactly what I had suspected.
She has me wondering if Beth Ditto does interventions.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:14pm.
The Twilight fan in thumbnail #6 is exactly what I had suspected.
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She bears an uncanny resemblance to a Brangeloonie behind the ropes of the last red carpet pics I saw of those two foolios.
@KidL: nope, not alone, sooo not alone.
Am I the only one who never got the whole Twilight craze?
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aaah ... This takes me back to days of yore, when I snapped up every tab with the latest on the behind-the-scenes dalliances of the cast of 90210, who were certain to coast to A-list status the lot of them! Such is the twinkly fate awaiting THIS new crop of fresh-faced thespians -- oh wait, nevermind.
The Twilight fan in thumbnail #6 is exactly what I had suspected.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
So let me get this straight, one can smell his nastiness a mile away and he is now a dream fuck for some?! WHA...?? How crusty are his admirers? Can one even get to that level of crustiness before the CDC quarantines them?
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Could you imagine being trapped on a set with these two? Both look like they bathe every 4 months.