Daddy Miss J
When Miss J isn't pursing his lips (you choose which pair) at the judge's table on America's Next Top Model, he's chasing a 7-year-old boy around in stiletto heels. If you're having trouble imagining that picture. Just think of an extra feathery ostrich trying to catch a screeching mouse. There.
On The MeMeMeMeMe Show today, Miss J told TyTy Banks that he's the co-father of a 7-year-old boy.
It all started when a friend asked Miss J and his boyfriend to donate a drop of their creme de la cock so that she could bake a baby in her womb. Miss J explained, "A French lesbian had asked if we would be sperm donors. "So we thought, 'OK, you want me to do you?' And she was like, 'Ooooh, I'm not that talented.' So I said, 'Okay fine.' So we did a little test tube."
Miss J's ex-boyfriend is the boy's bio-daddy, but he's still involved in his life. Miss J said that his refined manners have started to rub off on his son, "He was toilet-trained at a year and three months. He refuses to drink out of plastic and will use only glass. He insists on wearing nice shoes. I think somehow my fashion genes must have slipped in there."
Cut to me wearing one stained sock (I don't know where the other one went) and sipping from a plastic 2-liter Coke bottle filled with water (I'm too lazy to get up to refill a glass all the time). Basically, Miss J's 7-year-old son is fancier than I am. I wonder if Miss J is taking applications?
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Ewww miss j needs to put some pants on.
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:41am.
i always report , i mean like i am having a conversation and then bammmmmmmmm forget it , mood killers!!!!
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 1:41am.
I love Miss Jay. What the fuck is up with all these spammers? Christ.
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Me too. One can only hope that his kid by proxy inherits his bitchy sense of humour!
And I gave up reporting these spamming fuckwits, the mods are either unable or unwilling to do anything about the pathetic bastards.
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I love Miss Jay. What the fuck is up with all these spammers? Christ.
I'd take that over Gaga.
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he looks like he's puckering to hold back dia-Ri-Ri
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That's a rough lookin' dude.
And what's with all the spam below, damn!
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
He can call himself glamorous if he wants to, but his legs look like straight (relish it Ms. J, it's the only time that word can be used for you) up tomboy, "damn I fell out of a tree the day after I slid into home in a game of street ball, the day after I fell off my bike". As my Jamaican husband would say "Dem chippy-chippy!" You know he was the runny nose - scabby leg boy in all the group school pictures.
Wooo, and them heels! Women who have those kind of heels have the brains to NEVER to wear slides like that. I want a NY strip steak next to them shits!
As a woman, me thinks that if I were actually 'doned' by Miss Jay, I'd be doned forever...and not in a good way...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh...Miss J, Miss J.
She's something else. She DOES provide great entertainment value though.
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And yes I know "Miss J' is technically a man...whatever
PLease God save our planet from "THE EGO THAT ATE PITTSBURGH"
People's egos know no bounds and when Miss J even has to insist that her test tube experiment follows in her stiletto footsteps and has CLASS just like she does....I feel the life blood being sapped out of me at times like this...
So then maybe it's more like THE EVIL BLOOD SUCKING EGOTISTS.....
your best friend mike?
he/she certainly has the longest legs on the planet.
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Man his legs are taller than my whole body!
o.k.... yeah... this is judging a model contest?... uuummm... no, i'll just leave it at
o.k.... yeah
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Well I was going to ask Michael Kae, if he wanted to make a babybay this way.
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There is more than one way to do things in this strange world..
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Jesus, that is so disgusting. More confused babies.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
... I can't focus on anything except those giant SJP feets.
Submitted by easyaspie2 on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 7:25pm.
I wish all moms were so classy. Shauna Sands needs to take lessons from her.
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Amen. I'd take Miss J as a mom over lucite any day.
I wish all moms were so classy. Shauna Sands needs to take lessons from her.
Lapatita, seen the show a few times, but I've not seen that episode.
Spanish? They're Italian. And though I speak nasty versions of both, I'm at a loss on this one.
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does anybody watch cake boss?
did anybody else notice the sign in the backround in the air force cake episode when they are talking in the kitchen. it looks like just a bunch of writing but it is actually spanish (poorly spelled) and is basically inappropriate... its on a bulletin board.. and it says like "mamame asta ke me duela"
seriously anybody else see it????!?!?!?!?!?
Toilet trained at a year and three months? Oh yeah, issues are on the way.
It takes all kind.
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Excuse me but what exactly makes him an "animal"???? He prolly have more Class then you do and if he want to father someone elses child why is that a problem? He is who he is and therefor noone has a right to judge that
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet
O.K., so Missy J has contributed "fine manners" to his sons upbringing. Has Mom the french lesbian, given him the grand tour de Home Depot yet?
Balance is a good thing.
What a hideous person, so glad he was not the sperm donor. I am not sure which pack of wolves raised that monster but for him to consider himself sophisticated and refined they must have been living in the city dump. Poor child, hopefully he is well loved. That is all that truly matters after all.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
huh
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well, i had no idea. i love miss j!
Not that good a tuck...I can still see a bulge. The little (possibly) gay boy should not look up to Ms. J in that department.
LOL @ creme de la cock.
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Now that's a tuck! LOL at MK's one stained sock. Does it smell like RPatz?
Despite how he WANTS to be a fashion guru, he only comes across as a bargain basement drag queen, at best!
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Godo for him. Can't hate on anybody who is positively involved in their child's life.
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ew, just EW @ that picture.
Gosh, he just looks a hot azz mess.......
Damn, he has some great legs!
He calls himself Miss J because there's already a "Mister Jay" on the show and he happens to be the gayer of the two.
I'm sure he's already a better father than Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan, and Ballon Boy's.
TTFN
I don't give a crap who anyone wants to have sexy times with, I couldn't care less. But why does it bother me so much that this asshat calls himself Miss J. If you want to be a drag queen go ahead. If you want to be a transvestite, go ahead. If you want to be a transsexual, go ahead. Live free or die, but stop with the Miss J horseshit.
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I can name about 4 types of ppl this gives a bad name to.
Wont say it out loud lol
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Little children learn a lot by watching what adults do actually. So he must have learned this behavior from Miss J and his man. Uppity is right!
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