Shauna Sand Is A Wonderful Role Model To Us All
We all (aka just me) know Shauna Sand as the most naturally beautiful creature in the universe and as the sole reason why lucite twinkles under a strip club's spotlight. But sometimes we forgot that the Empress of Lucite is a devoted role model to three girls. Shauna reminded us of this last night when she dropped one of her daughters off to visit her father Lorenzo Lamas at a restaurant in Los Angeles.
Since Shauna has no feeling in most of her body parts, she didn't notice when her "Total Eclipse of the Nipple" popped out of the crocheted doily she was wearing as a dress. When Shauna finally realized her nipple was assuming the elegant position, she simply smiled for the cameras, because she was so happy to share her beauty with the world.
And what kind of message does this send to her daughter? It tells her daughter to always wear turtlenecks when she goes out in public and to run for the nearest police station if a plastic surgeon ever gets near her. See! Shauna really is an amazing role model.
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Her daughter is beautiful and wont be needing any plastic surgery. Must be difficult for a beat up looking old bag such as Shauna 'mutilated nipples' Sand to reconcile.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
her daughter is so pretty! too bad she has a slutty mother! how embarassing! i hope her daughters try to do the exact opposite of what ever their mother has ever done...
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OMFG!!! Her nipples have got to be the most deformed ones i've ever seen... Def NSFW and not for the weak-hearted:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080609/shauna%20sand%20u...
that poor girl is pretty much destined to be a stupid whore, isn't she? damn you, Lorenzo, take those children away from this FAILED pornstar.
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Jesus Christ - why did you make me zoom that!
Going off to cuddle my boobies and tell them I love them.
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daughter is gorgeous!!!
wow!
Why does she have custody of these kids?
her daughter is like, really pretty. kinda looks a lil bit like lourdes or cindy's kids. clearlt lorenzo's sperm is dominant here.
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What a cute looking girl. I hope she steers clear of the plastic surgery office.
Oh man...the scar tissue where the nipple's been cut off a couple of times for her implants is freaking me out.
She's hot in an open lid coffin corpse escapee kind of way.
listen ya'll my father and yes i am making a confession here kay !
he was a flower child , his favorite song was let it be !!!!!!
now that is embarrasing , when i look at the pictures when is was less than 1 year old and he was wearing bellbottoms and side burns like elvis , yeah like now you know !!!!!!!!
yeah okay shauna is worst
rest my case !
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How simply sad....to be a little kid and knowing that everyone in the free world laughs at your train wreck mother.
That little girl and her siblings deserve a great big hug.
I am so horrified for this woman's children.
And to think at some point in our adolescence most of us thought OUR parents were embarassing?
Not even close compared to this broad. Sheesh, I can't even imagine. Game Over.
At least she has Lorenzo I guess. It's amazing how much of a dick he is to his son but howloving he is with Shayne. Hopefully he's like that with the girls he has with Shauna because bitch doesn't look like she gives them much thought. Even when she's with them.
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i mean i have dresses with spaghetti straps and all and this has never happened to me wonder how little sensibility she must have on those rocks , ugleeeeeeee
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i'd be super fucking embarrassed to have her attend my parent-teacher conferences. "oh hi this is my mom..."
Submitted by anhydre on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:44pm.
I'm always amazed at how normal her kids look. I dunno. No nail polish, no make up, no bleached hair. Even the clothes are regular. I expected some head to toe "I'm a princess in a pink tutu" type of shit. Weird.
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I suspect Lorenzo has a hand in keeping her from Bratz-dollifying his kids, him and his support payments.
looks like a slice of raw pepperoni...damn I'm hungry...and her little girl is so beautiful, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE letter hit her teens and rebel against mommy dearest by dressing like she DOESN'T walk the ho stroll!
Skank personified.
Look at how she dresses to drive her daughter somewhere!!! I HATE this cheap, ugly, plastic whore and wish someone would take those children away from her!
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Submitted by Lohohater on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 9:25pm.
those nasty nips have been taken off and put back on so many times, you can see the scar tissue on the outer edge.
The scars look like zippers!
@pomegranate - you are sooo right about child-touchers. What a pedophile's wet dream.
off topic - if I were her kid I'd ask her to get her huge laaaabia pierced w/hoops so I can do gymnastics (she'd have to wear the platforms)
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:45pm.
Well, you know what they say, that whoring thing skips a generation. Seriously though, Ms. Sand's children will probably turn out fine. And still love their dear old whorin' momma when she's old and decrepit.
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Don't be talking bout my Grandma.
Why...why is her vagina so...MEATY!!!
those nasty nips have been taken off and put back on so many times, you can see the scar tissue on the outer edge. and lets talk about those beef curtains: they hang like a set of balls. i was about to eat din-din, but i think I've lost my appetite..
Submitted by ChubbyWubby - If you think her Frankentits are gross, wait until you see her beef curtains! YIKES!
You've been warned!!! - This is absolutely NSFW
http://flv.freeones.com/s_babes/Shauna_Sand/378/
Shauna should have spent less money on hair bleach and more money on anal bleach.
Oh please! Bitch was smiling because she was making sexy eyes to herself in the mirror...she's gonna really gonna eff herself hard when she gets home...
Those poor kids....I agree...a lifetime supply of turtlenecks & working in a library are in order for them all!!!
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Well, you know what they say, that whoring thing skips a generation. Seriously though, Ms. Sand's children will probably turn out fine. And still love their dear old whorin' momma when she's old and decrepit.
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I'm always amazed at how normal her kids look. I dunno. No nail polish, no make up, no bleached hair. Even the clothes are regular. I expected some head to toe "I'm a princess in a pink tutu" type of shit. Weird.
oops double post
Good God, does this women EVER give whoring a rest?
And yes, her daughter is beautiful. Hopefully, she has a happy and peaceful life.
Shaunas foobs look rediculous but her daughter looks stunning and photogenic. She could go into modeling.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 7:07pm.
The scars on those nipples is really attractive.... *gag*
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I think that's braille for lucite.
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Gross, in thumbnails #5 and 6 you can see how her nipple was sloppily attached to her breast, there're stitches right around the huge nipple, ewww!
Her face looks grotesque in #5 close-up.
What a skank, sitting with her boobs hanging out right next to her daughter!
her boobs are half way down the front of her body..who on earth would find that sexy...
Useless pig slag...that is all.
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her daughter is gonna look like cindy crawford.
In this instance, thank god plastic surgery doesn't change your DNA. Unlike Demi Moore and her kids, which would of been better if it did.
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Why does she insist upon wearing doilies as a "dress"? She is totally disgusting
her poor daughter looks embarrassed.
Her daughter is sooooooo pretty! Also there was an interview once where her daughter was all "yeah right"ing her mom, which leads me to believe she's not going down that path. You can even tell by that Suri face she's giving in the first photo.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
"Hey mom, your nipples are out in the open again"..
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What is up with the low hanging beef curtains in the NSFW link? I've never seen anything like that. They are like stage curtains at a Broadway show.
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