RPattz Is Dirty
That New Moon shit is almost upon us, which means that the Keeper of the Magical Forest will be doing interview after interview where he's asked about the unicorn refuge on his head and the several layers of sparkly dirt on his skin.
In an interview with New Magazine (via UsWeekly), RPattz was asked about his personal hygiene. The interviewer probably brought the question up because they couldn't help but notice the fly nest on his crotch. RPattz answered, "These jeans are a few days old. But the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can't stand the air around me. I don't know, my personal hygiene – it's so disgusting!"
RPattz also talked about how he's got the Emos, "I don't think I'm romantic any more. I'm just a bit manic depressive!"
I guess we'd all be depressed too if our nipples holes were crusted shut. But RPattz should cheer up and work with what his body (and not showering for days) has given him! Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. And think of all the crazed Twitwards who would sell their mother's organs on the black market in order to buy a small jar of his body barf. RPattz would be happier, because he'd have more money in pocket and thousands of maggots would stop following his ass wherever he went. This is a win/win.
Here's Purrell's Most Wanted with the other Twilight kids at a photo call in Paris yesterday.
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Wasn't this a blind item a few weeks ago? Some star was too stinky to get close to or something like that...
Ugh, just ugh.
Patz is too dirty
Lautner is too clean
Stewart is too bland
Teenage girls have absolutely no taste!
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lol lol at missing link...his eyes are so sqinty!
the one on the left is so greasy, can't see past the slime.
how short is the flat-eyebrowed one in the middle? her heels are huge!
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Still choose Rob over the missing link though.
Why does he always have to pull that stupid face. Sexy guy but looks a bit greasy here. Mind altering substances and a lack of water.
cantstoplolling GREAT post aaaahahaahaa!!
No and No! Someone please wash a ho!
Btw, this is why noone will get with you RPee-just saying!
Personally, I cant wait until these kids fade into drug-induced obscurity like most of our 80's teen stars did.
Im sorry, but when I think of men, I think of rpatz as the opposite of manliness. I wont go so far as to say gay, cuz that's insulting, but his appeal escapes me.
Oh and that kid taylor looks like there was some inbreeding going on in his fam. His eyes are so tiny. He always has a look like he smelling his own face.
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rpatz who? Taylor is the HOT ONE.
So basically he has the mentality of a filthy Jerry Springer guest, but famous? Gotcha.
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Goddamn, that Kristen Stewart looks like a real piece of work. I hate rich kids with an attitude; let me join you in shedding tears over you and your millions. Ugh.
Booboo needs a new schtick. All this talk about a lack of hygiene stopped being cute about this time last year.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
I thought RPattz was fugly in Harry Potter and still do, especially looking all stank! If I want to get a vampire fix, I'll stick to my Anne Rice books.
He looks like he just rolled out of bed after a night of drinking.
I'll bath him - I don't care
Why is it that certain young dudes upon becoming wildly popular in the media decide their sh-t don't stink. I heard Brad Pitt and others went through this stanky phase. Guys, BO just stinks and while you may adore your odorous, skanky body odor nobody else does. While I'm at it, I don't get the hairy faces either. Can't anyone afford razors and deoderant anymore?
Twat Muffin,
Yes, Jon-Erick did "The Making of a Male Model" with Joan Collins...the whole movie is on youtube...he's shirtless through most of it...swoon! and he DID take showers. LOL
He was also on several series: Voyagers, Hotel and Cover Up. You can find episodes of these on youtube as well.
"There's fucking going on at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" - Wanda Sykes
Ack, gag. REtch.
I think he's the blind item I read a while back that said they had to completely repaint the celeb's trailer because the body odor was so bad.
This dude is FUCKING UGLY! Period. I don't understand how anyone but a pre-teen can even get hot over this greasy, sneering little snot. I bet he's a premature ejaculator too! Like, premature as in, I don't even have to touch you to blow my wad, premature. YUCK!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
I like how RPattz looks effortlessly sexy, unlike the kid next to him, who tried to hard. It's odd that I've never found RPattz sexy before today. Must be my horniness speaking.
I am depressed about the fact that I am going to make this comment:
They look exactly like Angelina and Brad on thumbnail # 6 when they denied the whole Mr. & Mrs. Smith fucking rumors. SO, body language suggest they are fucking.
I rest my case.
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Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 12:21pm.
Kristen has adolescent attitude face and she can kiss my ass.
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Ugh YES! That petulant teen sneer makes me want to pop her in the lips and tell her to stand up straight. That's how my mom handled my teen angst.
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OMG! I do that to my kid! LOL!
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I just don't get the appeal of him and the whole Twilight thaaaang. Maybe I'm just too old for this kiddie nonsense.
They all look about as over this shit as I am. Only difference? I'm not getting paid to stand there and look grateful about it all. Overpaid and overexposed, IMO.
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One of them is pleasant to look at but basically they are all total wastes of time.
He's from Germania
let's start from the beginning...does this dude even know what a shower is?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Doesn't help to be in pics with Jailbait (Taylor L's official name until he hits 18) who knows what a shower is.
I LOVE his untamed eyebrows and general hairiness. Sexy!
P.S. Twilight sucks.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 12:21pm.
Kristen has adolescent attitude face and she can kiss my ass.
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Ugh YES! That petulant teen sneer makes me want to pop her in the lips and tell her to stand up straight. That's how my mom handled my teen angst.
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She told me not to step on the cracks
I told her not to fuss and relax
Well, her pretty little face stopped me in my tracks
But now she sleeps with one eye open
I feel like I should take a shower just by looking at him imagine rolling in his bed sheets with his cock in your mouth,thanks but I'll pass.
NOTICE TO HOLLYWOOD:
It is not artsy in any way, shape or form to be disgusting and smelly. Nor is scratching from the mange(scabies) sexy.
The jeans being a few days old isn't really that bad, but why can't he just take a fucking shower? Even every other day is sufficient.
Spicedong -- thanks for the info! Yeah, I do remember Jon Erick Hexum -- wasn't he in some sort of show or TV movie with Joan Collins? He was unbelievable -- what a body! I'll have to look him up. Thanks again!
LOL. I thought Dreamboat Petey cleaned up nice until I read the title!
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Now THATS a blood-boy! This kid reminds me of my Brother when he was that age - "I'M BLOODING!!!!!! I'm BLOODING!!!!!"
NOT FUNNY!!!!! (but it is.....)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
HA! "NOT FUNNNEEEEEE!!!" I thought you might like it, jack hee hee hee hee.
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Bottom-feeder.
Pleco! That was friggin hilarious!! BLUUD-UH! NOT FUNNNNNY!
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Bottom-feeder.
I don't know what the big deal is with this guy.....he does zero for me. His eyebrows look like an unmowed hedge, his teeth are weird, and I can smell him through the monitor.
As vampires go, he's no Frank Langella....he's sure as hell no Vampire Eric, and he ain't no Vampire Bill...
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 12:58pm.
Poor hygiene is a sign of major depression
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Hm, I can see how that could be a possibility here.
Poor hygiene is a sign of major depression
Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 12:55pm.
RPatz is one of those ugly but hot guys that mesmerize me. Needs a haircut and a bath but I'd hit it.
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So would I. I just can't explain why.
My fave vampire is the one from the Bugs Bunny cartoon
"Blud, Blud"
RPatz is one of those ugly but hot guys that mesmerize me. Needs a haircut and a bath but I'd hit it.
"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."