Don't Drag Heath Ledger Into This!
Lindsay Lohan was doing down-low sexy times with Heath Ledger right before he died. That's what White Oprah claims anyway in a yet another taped phone conversation released by the savior of all saviors Michael Lohan. White Oprah is always dropping those names. And the hits just keep coming out of Michael's swollen ass mouth.
Radar posted the conversation between White Oprah and Michael Lohan. As usual, you don't hear Michael's voice and the whole thing was probably edited using the 1999 version of Quicktime on a Mac Clamshell. In the clip, White Oprah burps that Heath Ledger's death really fucked her daughter up because they were dating at the time, "And she was dating Heath when he died. I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?"
White Oprah adds that she's scared that what happened to Heath Ledger could happen to LiLo, because she can't control herself around booze and Adderall. White Oprah also believes that LiLo can't quit her partner in pussy SamRo, because of her problems with addiction, "It's very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she's got wrong with her."
And there's a bit that Michael Lohan probably forgot to erase in post-edit, because he was too busy dry humping one of his turtlenecks (you know he has a turtleneck fetish). White Oprah said that whenever LiLo's at home with her, she's too scared to sleep by herself, "She cannot be alone. When she sleeps here she sleeps with me... she has fears from being little and what you did to us."
In the next tape, White Oprah will reveal that LiLo was making a record with Michael Jackson at the time of his death. Oh, and right before Billy Mays went off to the giant infomercial in the sky, she wants in talks to be the new face of OxiClean. You know, because she's such a fan of the Oxies.
What I want to know is, when is Dr. Drew going to produce a family version of Celebrity Rehab for the Lohans? They all need it. Well, all of them except for Nana Lohan. She's the silent voice of reason in this mess. I just picture her shaking her head while holding her glass of Metamucil.
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What an effing liar. She was NOT dating Ledger at all.
There are women single guys date and women they fuck. If...in a weak dirty moment he slept with her..well, his mistake. But dating???? HELL NO.
This whole family is bipolar and schizophrenic and drug addicted.
Leave the rest of us out of it.
If I want to see smelly, unruly animals that are unpredictable and plain stupid.....I'll go to the zoo.
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 7:26am.
Lindsay needs lots of hugs.
finally... i've found the phrase that i'm going to tattoo on my ass!
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"So sleep tight, baby.
Unfurrow your brow,
and know I love you.
We're alright for now"
The whole Lohan family needs a hug.
Preferably from a hungry bear.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 7:26am.
Lindsay needs lots of hugs. I feel for her in that town.
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With all due respect, Lindsay needs a boot up the arse. And if that town is too much for her to handle, she can always get a bus back to wherever it is that she came from.
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ M.K.
Lindsay needs lots of hugs. I feel for her in that town.
And will someone please cyber beat to death these goddamned "we maka maka you cheapa deal me fucka you long time good EdHardyCrapFakePradaChanelLVGucciNikePolo.com long ass posts" shills once and for all?
Or is making those posts the only kind of work Jon Gosselin can get right now?
bitch is straight up de-lu-sion-al.
Please, even with all his problems, Ledger wouldn't have fucked her with The Joker's stolen dick. And I should know.
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Wasn't Heath banging model Gemma Ward and one of the Olsen's before he croaked? I don't think Lohan and Heath were ever even photographed together or ever even in the same building at the same time. Lohan gossiped about Heath a couple of times and was photographed crying at an open-air cafe in LA when Heath died but everyone just figured that she was famewhoring as usual by trying to get the paps to take her picture being all dramatic in public over Heath. I think Lohan just made up a relationship with Heath in her big puffy head.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 1:25pm.
Meh, I'm sure Heath probably fucked her on the D/L a couple of times while he was blitzed out of his mind...Who in Hollywood hasn't? Banging Blohan is probably a rite of passage. I'll bet you don't even have to be that nice to her to get you some either. Something as simple as "Your knobs look good. Wanna fuck?" would probably gain you entrance into any and every Blohole you wanna poke for as long as you wanna poke. But in fairness to Dina and LiLo, that constitutes a relationship to them....
So your saying that Hohan was easy? Yeah, I don't think it took that much to be fuck buddies.
The asthma b.s. is made up for sure, Lilo smokes like a Philly hooker. And sounds like one too!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
oh, yeah, and the asthma... ! that's part of the cocktail that can't her off of SR.
I'm calling bullshit on this story.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Lets throw Joe Jackson on the Grand Canyon Bus too. Why the hell won't the Hohan's and Joe let the dead rest in peace. I am soo glad I am a nobody as in not famous, cause when I die they will let me rest instead of dragging my name around and trying to shake money out of dead ass (like I have any).
i hate these people
I agree. Leave Heath's name out of it. Those Lohans should be sent to the nuthouse and never let out.
Will someone PLEASE load the following into a bus, set it on fire, and drive it off the edge of the Grand Canyon
1. The Lohans
2. Jon & Kate, Hailey Glassman
3. Dog the Bounty Hunter
4. The Kardashians
5. The Hogans
6. Kevin Federline
7. Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer
8. Jessica Simpson and her entire family
9. Tila Tequila
10. Everyone and anyone who has been on the Bachelor, Amazing Race, Survivor, Rock of Love, Dancing with the Has Beens, So you think you can Dance?,
11. That midget family
12. The entire cult known as the Duggars
13. The Hilton family
Thank you,
The entire world
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
blohan's looking fresh and lovely these days.
Trading straws over a plate full of cocaine does not equal dating or "very, very close friends."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 12:12pm.
Alcohol and Adderall? Is she really that fucking stupid to think that's all this cunt is on?
Shit, I'm on that now at work. Call me Lindsay Lohan.
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I absolutely refuse to believe this, no way that Heath was dating her.
I miss Heath Ledger...
*cries*
OMG, Tigerlily, IN THE DAY LIGHT!!!!
*tosses some fresh Chuck Roast in her cage*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Meh, I'm sure Heath probably fucked her on the D/L a couple of times while he was blitzed out of his mind...Who in Hollywood hasn't? Banging Blohan is probably a rite of passage. I'll bet you don't even have to be that nice to her to get you some either. Something as simple as "Your knobs look good. Wanna fuck?" would probably gain you entrance into any and every Blohole you wanna poke for as long as you wanna poke. But in fairness to Dina and LiLo, that constitutes a relationship to them....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ugh, Dina is so low, how could she even attach Lilo to Heath's death like that?! Is nothing sacred with these louses? Lilo has made all her poor choices despite her asshole of a family trying to make money of them and her infamy. I read this in USWeekly email and had to come over here to comment. I feel like throwing up on all of them.
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Somehow these people make money boasting about their problems to the public. I admit I love to read about LiLo spiraling down the abyss. It's great fun and entertaining to see someone really fuck up her life as thoroughly as she has and still be in denial. WO calls LiLo a genius? Yeah, right!
The one for concern is Ali. She is so young and impressionable that she craves for the celebrity status without knowing even why.
They're all fucked up. Still ... it is great fun to watch LiLo fail! Now that's entertainment! Maybe she should fuck Corey Haim? Now that'd be a "reality show" worth watching!
The Blohards need to be put down for their own good, euthanasia should be legalized just for them.
Alcohol and Adderall? Is she really that fucking stupid to think that's all this cunt is on?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Lindsay may be a drugged out skank, but her "parents" are bigger famewhores than she is. They have been riding her gravytrain since forever.
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Everything about the Lohans is trash.
I don't know which is more disgusting, the fact that Dina was name dropping and saying Lindsay was dating him when he died while bitching about Lindsay's out of control ways or the fact that they have not locked Lindsay up to get clean somwehere when Heath Ledger DIED from his body quitting on him due the drugs and partying.
more attention for the Lohans......they will try and get it any way they can.
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:10am.
fuck her and her family.
the pathetic name dropping of more 'intelligent' celebs is just stupid. because she is stupid.
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This isn't something she just recently came out and said to the public. It was a private conversation between her and Michael that he decided to record and post now, all this time later. But still, fuck em anyway.
She needs to get her parents out of the picture. I can't believe them! The way they talk about her, it's like they're in high school gossiping. This is just sad.
i'm over these lohans who are trying to convince us that they're relevant.
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"...be gone, before someone drops a house on you, too!"
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Why do people think that because Heath was a good actor that he must have had some standards? He probably banged her and countless others, when he was high and when he was not. Why not?
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Enough already with the Lohan's. They are tiring and pathetic.
Oh for fucks sakes. OD already....ALL OF THEM!
I love the Lohans because they make me miss the Buttafuocos a lot less...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:29am
could totally make some kinda tune out of that ..the D the I the N the A it's dinaaaaa hehe
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:30am.
so ya got your nanna's genes eh? dirty little thing!
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:26am.
The DNA comment is about Lindsay having a genetic predisposition for abusing drugs and alcohol
That's it and Dina also admits that's Lindsay is irrational or at least acts irrational but not normal.
Why don't they just film "Living Lohan" or whatever that cinematic diarrhea is from the confines of a rehab facility or a loony bin? The whole goddamn family needs to be in one. White trash to the max.
if you're a bogan, chances are your gran is too
it's the australian equivalent of a redneck
Thanks! And...how did you know about my grandma? LOL
Submitted by sjsmitty on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:13am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:10am.
maybe part of what's wrong with her DNA is the I before the N
That's good! I like that.
Some people should just get a permanent room in rehab.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:24am.
lol
if you're a bogan, chances are your gran is too
it's the australian equivalent of a redneck
The DNA comment is about Lindsay having a genetic predisposition for abusing drugs and alcohol because both of her parents have issues with addiction, though I think dad is the only one that's admitted being and addict.
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@ sjsmitty:
What does "bogan" mean? It sounds kinda naughty. Is it naughty? Sucio? Would you do it in front of your grandma?