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I feel the throbbing urge to create a new Dlisted identity named "Savory_juices_soaked_bright_blue_thong_grrl"

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I am now forced to reflect on these doughy, pocket-protected, un-Brazilianed, greasy nerds goin' at each each other for the rest of the day. ~ Centaurious, 11/10/2009
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:01am.

How do you accidentally BCC the entire campus? In outlook, you have to go into the settings to BCC anyone. Unless they have it set up differently, I guess. I'm always paranoid I'm going to send things to the wrong people, so I always double check. We don't talk dirty, but a guy I work with and I talk smack about our coworkers to eachother and report all the stupid things they do.
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Ditto this. It's not the sexy talk I need to be worried about, it's the smack! And I always double check, too.

John is retarded.

I love that the entire school saw this...it's just sheer brilliance!

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK

Savory juices...hahahaha.
Lisa:
http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lisa-coots1.jpg

Lawd, I don't need to read that shit while eating a cheeseburger.

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2die4 that made me laugh!

The entire school saw this? LOL!!! I love that...because it did not happen to me!

omg - that is funny as fuck.

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 11:59am.

"I was talking to my mother the other day when I heard "your message has been recorded and sent to voicemail" from my new cell phone. I was like WTF and immediately tried to figure out what just happened. Apparently, SOMEHOW, I recorded our conversation and sent it to my moms cell phone"

Something very similar happened to me. I had just left a movie theater, with a friend, and we were talking about how we were disappointed in the film, etc... the next thing I know, my phone said something about voice mail - our whole conversation was sent to my mother! At least we were just talking about a movie. My Mom called back and when I answered she said "I'm sorry you didn't like the movie" then she laughed and asked what was up with the msg.

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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

Seeing her lover, and how nasty he looks, I would love to see her husband.

Didn't Bill Cosby graduate from Cornell.... lol.
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"Cornell is like, the community college of the Ivies."

I thought that was Brown?

What I don't get is, why anyone would use their work e-mail for this. So many people have done this before and lost their jobs over it. Gmail, yahoo, etc. are free, why would you risk public humiliation and job loss?

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/email/email.asp

Wow, I feel bad for them. That's hilarious! HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH FTW

Cannot believe that trollop actually has her son saying "hi" to her creepy sex machine. Ick. Nast.

Imaginative, not. Pair of boring prats.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

LOL, I just put this on my FB. My brother goes to Cornell...!!!

"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK

Niiiice. Not.

I'm glad they got what they deserved. I just feel bad for their poor spouses. And does John have a mullet? Ew!
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Nasty stuff. The Savory Juices was perhaps my favorite part. Or, maybe their faces.

MK...please immediately put them into consideration for Hot Slut.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:42am.

*edited for clarification*
haha yeah I read this on Ivy Gate, the blog for Ivy League schools (Brown, Cornell, Columbia, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, Yale). It's a blog that's only really known among students who attend an Ivy League school because the blog posts are about gossip and news in the Ivy League; definitely not big outside of the Ivies like dlisted or perezhilton, it's a snooze fest to people who don't go here.
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WAIT YOU GO TO AN IVY?! OMG WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

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@ looser
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No, they are NOT married to each other! Mrs.Savory-Juices and Mr.Excellent-Source-of-Protein are both married to some other people!

I bet they'll loose their jobs. And I bet they will be served with divorce papers very soon. Morons!

I was talking to my mother the other day when I heard "your message has been recorded and sent to voicemail" from my new cell phone. I was like WTF and immediately tried to figure out what just happened. Apparently, SOMEHOW, I recorded our conversation and sent it to my moms cell phone. We listened to our conversation on her voicemail and we were talking about Target on it (none of the gossip we were discussing earlier got recorded), but I was still worried sick that I sent it out to everybody but apparently I didn't. I have one of those slider phones (just got it a few days ago) but now I miss my old flip top phone, at least you know that shit is off for real when you close it.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

I bet you 6 potato rolled tacos with guacamole and queso cotija with a large agua de tamarindo that these 2 wash their hair once a week, wear hoodies, comic book/sci-fi promo tshirts, dirty jeans and chuck taylor's everyday. I have a feeling they are gaming nerds who never get any.

Somewhere, I can hear Michael Lohan trying to retrieve emails from LiLo.

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Bottom-feeder.

I had to laugh out loud when I saw today's Hot Slut of the day. I worked at Cornell and got the link sent to me by a faculty member yesterday.

I guess the woman has already quit and I'm sure the guy is in some trouble if not fired. Oh yeah, the guy worked for the computer support department in the school. He's a smart one, LOL!

Love ya Michael!!!

These people are fucking gross. That was soooo not sexy, anddddd I feel bad for their spouses.

It's official, no sex for me until I scrub my eyes and brain clean. No need for me to contaminate the boyfriend.

"Juices" - it sounds like she's marinating some meat down there.

That's fuckin nasty
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I doubt anyone would want to motorboat in Kim Kardashians bush garden
but no doubt some would want to swim in Paris Hilton's crab buffet

"Jake was up at 5:15 this morning and full of piss and vinegar so I had very little time to get ready."

"..if Don leaves Sunday night, I’ll be making a night time raid.after all, I work best after dark."

Oh, isn't she the perfect mother and wife..
And why is her son full of vinegar?

I feel so embarrassed for them.

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

OMG, holy nose hairs! LOL, I didn't see that! Can we please have these people sterilized?

BCC'd the school! I love it!
I once cc'd my mom & brothers by accident. I was telling my sister what a wacko my mother is. Woops! To make matters worse, I apologized then cc'd her AGAIN in another email capping on her for being a nut. Jesu Cristo. It took a week of apologies and 1-800-flowers to get outta that mess.
I'm an idiot.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:48am.

"Seasoning", "savory juices", "CUM is an excellent source of protein".
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Right? Are they having sex or going to a barbecue?

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

GROSS MK THESE PEOPLE ARE GROSS
I don't want to know about their sexy times eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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"Seasoning", "savory juices", "CUM is an excellent source of protein".

BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFF.

I always find it fascinating what some people find to be sexy.

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It's always people that look like that. Shit! ;[
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*edited for clarification*
haha yeah I read this on Ivy Gate, the blog for Ivy League schools (Brown, Cornell, Columbia, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, Yale). It's a blog that's only really known among students who attend an Ivy League school because the blog posts are about gossip and news in the Ivy League; definitely not big outside of the Ivies like dlisted or perezhilton, it's a snooze fest to people who don't go here. Anyway, the blog had a post about this last Friday. Point being: it's the real deal, these two idiots really did this. It was crazy to see this make it to dlisted though, I didn't think it was going to go mainstream. There were actually barely any comments in response to the blogpost on the Ivy Gate (~17 comments).

It's hilarious particularly because he's a tech guy. Man are they dumb, especially with all their emoticons.

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 11/10/2009 - 10:36am.

Hi Angeli: Maybe they'll post some pics. I betcha that'd be funnay! ;p
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OK, stay calm. I may not understand what you are saying, but ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE PICS OF THESE buffoons!?
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OMG! I totally skipped over them! She has HAIR IN HER NOSE! AAAAAAACK! You were right - not helping.

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

Hi Angeli: Maybe they'll post some pics. I betcha that'd be funnay! ;p
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OK, stay calm. I may not understand what you are saying, but ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE PICS OF THESE buffoons!?

Click on the link that MK provided.

May God be with you....:)

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

i found myself reading this slowing putting my hand over my mouth saying,"OMG!"
LMFAO!

The email exchange sounds like a typical Dlisted posting conversation among dlisters.