Monday, November 9th 2009
A Match Made In Douche Heaven
Look! It's a giant asshole and a giant pussy. You decide which is which.
If you happened to be making your way to Times Square in NYC last night when your genitals suddenly jumped off your crotch and headed straight for Port Authority, you now know why. Jon Grosslelin and Levi Johnston shared the same space in Times Square to shoot a segment for The Insider. Where was Nancy Grace or Kate Gosselin's rabid possum head when we needed them most?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go douse my pea coat with pig's blood and feed it to a pack of wild coyotes.
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These 2 dicks need to be euthanized too.
I was channel scanning last night and landed on some show where they were following Levi around while he looked for a house to purchase. He was looking at $450,000 homes!!! My husband and I are 40, we both have college degrees and work very hard, and we can't afford a $450,000 home. What the hell has Levi done? He impregnated the daughter of a vice-presidential candidate and he's going to pose for Playgirl, right? That's it. And that douche is going to be living larger than we are. Man that pisses me off.
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The Insider has turned into gutter snipe tv. Or maybe it always has been, but when I saw Jon's girlfriend on there crying about him, and being asked a bunch of questions like she was a high school girl being cornered in the bathroom by a bunch of her friends... I knew they had lost all journalistic credibility.
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She has a fucking PhD!
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Those songs are pretty gay! Sadly, I like them.
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Cream the Johnston peen? I don't think so.
With Photoshop at the level it is today, they can make it as big as they want it to be. (I'm sure Pleco's on the case right about now...:)
Meanwhile, it's probably about the size of a Snausage.
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so apparently all one has to do now is be a breeder to be famous.
Ugh.. I hate the fame game of 2009. NOTHINGS.
waiting for the sex tape in 3..2..1..
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
2 men who have kids are not taking care of them...while,other dad's clean toilet's?? life is hilarious.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 10:42pm.
Question. What song do you think is gayer:
1. Baby Come Back by Player
or
2. Morning Train by Sheena Easton
I said #2.
The BH said #1.
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Damn. I thought it was gonna be easy.
I'll say "Morning Train"
but that's tight, fersure.
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Question. What song do you think is gayer:
1. Baby Come Back by Player
or
2. Morning Train by Sheena Easton
I said #2.
The BH said #1.
Thanks, PSL. I'll correct it.
DD, Player sang "Baby Come Back"
Hall and Oates sang "She's Gone"
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 7:48pm.
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Eh, it's understandable. I feel the same way as well. He's only good for boinking and that's about it.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Levi for the doucholympics win. Keep nailin' Palin ;*
Levi doesnt bother me like Jon. He's an idiot but not a total douche like Jon.
although I would not do either of them, they both look adorable here.
Levi is cute. He ran his mouth about some juicy Palin gossip, so I like him even better. I can't blame Gosselin either after being married to Kate. She wanted more kids after the twins, and he didn't, so now he is trying to have fun while it lasts.
I have a feeling this is only the beginning of Levi's career...............
I must be dying for some d---, because I would totally hit Levi. Sexually, not with a car.
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god help me they are so damn cute!
Isn't TLC suing Jon for breaching his exclusive contract with them? If so, this Insider shoot just proves their case. Maybe he can use the money the Insider pays him to settle with TLC. As for Levi, he's another loser. Do either of these guys have any marketable job skills?
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Grosslin looks like a washed-up Bangkok rent boy enroute to the glue factory.
Why are they wearing identical matching peacoats?
Is there a douche club that these guys belong to...all we need is Michael Lohan to complete the douche trifecta.
Losers.
It angers me that I know of their existence.
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Ugh! I wish somebody would kick the crap out of that turd gosselin.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 4:24pm.
LMFAO @ THE TAG shit you find at the dollar store
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Seconded! LOL!
These two...I can't really hate on Levi, though - he's just a dumb teenage hick taking advantage of his situation.
Gosselin is just a fame whore, bar none.
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goddamn, they. need.to.fucking.DIE
Submitted by cuchini on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 5:01pm.
why don't they get run over by a fucking car?
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Because the shit would ruin the tires.
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Gosselin has an undeserving "I'm too good for this shit" look, while Johnston's more "This is some good shit."
2 douchebags one cup. Ugh. I stopped watchin Jon & Kate months ago.
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R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
Levi is ok looking and I will definitely take a sneak peak at Playgirl although I suspect it'll be a la Heidi Montag who showed nothing (thankfully). However, I's like to see all of Levi.
Douchy McDoucherson, on the other hand, is fug.
Jon complained about his kids being on t.v. because he said it harmed them yet continues to go on t.v. himself. I wish he would just go home and talk things through with Kate so they can get along.
As for Levi, the Palin's treated him like crap and now they're reaping what they sowed.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
The Insider has turned into gutter snipe tv. Or maybe it always has been, but when I saw Jon's girlfriend on there crying about him, and being asked a bunch of questions like she was a high school girl being cornered in the bathroom by a bunch of her friends... I knew they had lost all journalistic credibility.
why don't they get run over by a fucking car?
useless
why does Jon keep whining and crying about how sorry he is about being in the public eye so much and all that, when he just keeps doing it?? He needs to get home and raise those kids. He's a has been who never was!
Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 4:56pm.
The funny thing is, they're both more qualified to be President than sarah palin.
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Their jackets are more qualified to be President than Sarah Wailin'!
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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The funny thing is, they're both more qualified to be President than sarah palin.
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