Katt Williams Arrested For Breaking And Entering
I know we're in a recession, but DAMN! The Associated Press is reporting that comedian Katt Williams was arrested for breaking into a home in Newnan, GA last night. The homeowner called 911 after they caught Katt snatching a bunch of items from their home. Don't laugh, Nicolas Cage, because this could be you next year!
Katt is still marinating in a jail cell today. He will face a judge later this afternoon.
The police believe that Katt is in Georgia shooting a movie. Katt currently has the #8 comedy DVD in the country
This isn't Katt's first time behind bars. Katt was jailed last year after the police pulled him over for speeding and found three guns in his car. Katt was also put on probation in 2006 after he pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor count of carrying a concealed firearm.
Can you imagine walking into your living room and catching Katt Williams trying to snatch your shit? I wouldn't know whether to hand him my stash out of pity or give him an applause.
Katt's rep would only say that his client has been suffering from "exhaustion." The rep should work on getting Katt a lunch date with Winona Ryder, because those two need to have a conversation!
And I love that Katt is smiling like a first-grader on school picture day in his mug shot above.
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He's obviously trying to smooth his hair straight.
I'm pretty sure they dip you in a vat of Clorox as a Professor Emeritus and honored guest of the city, so if you look at it that way, he saved a pretty big chunk of change.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
He looks pretty happy about it.
Damn! They arrested Kat before he could get his perm right! THE DAMNED INJUSTICE OF IT ALL!!!!!!! Call Rev. Al Sharpton! This is WAR!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I have no fucking idea who this dude is but he is an ugly son of a bitch! Whats his claim to fame, he fucked Lohan one night in the shithouse of the local Jack in the Crack?
Maybe he's tweaked or really bored? I hope he hasn't burned through all his money and isn't on a downward spiral. "The Pimp Chronicles" was hilarious.
I want to say that its wrong but damn Katt Williams is so hillarious i just cant hold a damned thing agaisnt him! I do resent the lack of luxuriousness hes been sporting in the mop department.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
@ dlaugher:
I think he's dealing with both. Last year he was spotted wandering around Vegas all day and night wild-eyed and completely out of control and his family stepped in to put him in the hospital for a minute. He should stop using the weed and blow to control his moods and stick to his meds...better said than done.
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I am not a pussy.
I knew ıt was only a matter of tıme before the Katt cracked!
Dame shame.
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kittycatastrophe, ghetto princess--i was going to guess drugs, but a case of the crazies (no disrespect!) works too. maybe a combo of both.
that is really sad.
elmo 333 i "like" your avi. i sent an email to mk about those shoes, knowing how much he hates crocs. aren't those things uglier? i couldn't stop staring at them the one time i saw someone with them on.
This guy is not given enough credit for his true comedic talent as an afro american
Are we sure that's not Vivica Fox sans fard? I swear I recognize that skullet.
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Submitted by tallulah on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 3:12pm.
I've had many a speeding ticket and even witnessed an armed robbery in Tallulah. good times.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
holy shit, LMAO> love the mugshot.
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I read somewhere last year that his family had him committed to psych after one of his little "episodes". I think dude is bipolar and off the meds again.
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He needs to get his relaxer touched up.
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Hells Yeah!!!!
This is SO weird. I was flipping through channels today(in the UK) and stopped for a second on My Wife and Kids (a show I never watch) because there was this little guy on it that really seemed quite funny and noticeable. And I went on a little search to see who he was.. and finally found that he was this Katt guy. I had never heard of him... and now he shows up on Dlisted! Kind of strange..
BAHAHAHAHA I live in Newnan! Why couldn't his ass have picked my house LMAO!
Although he is funny, he rubs me the wrong way. And wtf, you can fucking do ANYTHING and blame it on exhaustion if you are a celebrity. If my ass was exhausted the last thing I would be doing is using up my energy to break into someone's shit!
He's so little - I don't know if he even breaks 5' - he could have snuck into the house using the hose bib.
I too get a thrill from breaking into homes, but have only done it to my own and 2 relatives. One asked me to do it to bring the fireworks they forgot and the other one, man, I just really had to pee and I was stuck waiting outside.
Ohhh, the ol' exhaustion excuse! Clearly, he must've been sleepwalking!!
Honestly do not get this one.
A very funny man....
Please to enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhUqo9Aivs
Not A Pimp Named Slickback!
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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 2:03pm.
This guy is making PLENTY of money and he does this??? What the hell is his problem?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 2:18pm.
am i supposed to know this dood?
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He was Money Mike (a little Pimp) in Friday After Next (Ice Cube movie), he does stand up, and was on that Nick Cannon show.
I think he has a case of the crazies + drugs. He was doing other strange things earlier this year. He showed up at hotel where he wasn't staying in a robe claiming people were after them. I think they took him to the psych ward after that.
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The least he could have done was made sure his hair was Luxurious before entering the home.
(Via The Pimp Chronicles)
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"When I sold my home, I salted the Earth so nothing would grow there for 100 years, just because they wanted me to pay their closing costs"-Sue Sylvester(Glee)10/14/09
Next time, get the EXACT address of Lisa Lampanelli's house.
Well at least he put in his front teeth for the picture.
But with the wording of the statement release about this incident, makes me also wonder if he was on the meth.
I have to agree that he should be knee deep in cash. Very successful comedian. Lots of movies... he is even in my favorite Ice Cube movie. (The Christmas "Friday" movie).
am i supposed to know this dood?
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Ha! He's up to something. It don't make no sense. Maybe, he's decided he needs a certain number of mugshots for street cred. I could see that.
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"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street
Strange Katt, not cool.
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I think this this really means "suffering from the good shit."
"Katt's rep would only say that his client has been suffering from "exhaustion."
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Is this considered "Hood rat stuff"?
This guy is making PLENTY of money and he does this??? What the hell is his problem?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
It's not just crime that doesn't pay. Apparently, neither does comedy.
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not sure who the fuck this is...but I love his smile
Coma Caca!!
Was he wearing his pimp suit?
WHO?
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