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Patty from Dallas Divas & Daughters - The Style Network has their own low-budget knock-off of The Real Housewives series called Dallas Divas & Daughters, which follows rich refined ladies (aka hos living beyond their means thanks to credit cards and second mortgages) of Dallas and their snotty daughters. The obvious break-out star of the show is Patty, the chola with a gold-plated heart.
If an AquaNet-addicted chola won big in Scratchers, moved to Dallas, replaced the razors in her hair with necklaces bought at Marshall's, she would be PATTY! La Fancee!
Below is a clip from last night's episode of Patty posing for her a portrait she plans to give to her daughter for graduation. While most parents give their kids a car, birth control pills or an invoice for graduation, Patty gives her daughter a nude portrait of her as a precious cholita angel sent down from Sharpie heaven to spread the beauty of high-art eyebrows. The gift that keeps on giving....you dry heaves.
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That poor kid, she wanted a car and got a hot mess instead. Patty is the worst of the bunch on this show. Last episode she was shooting an AK47 and saying "let me introduce you to my leetle friend". She was making sure her daughter could fire a gun so she could protect herself. Of course, her daughter doesn't have a gun and won't be taking one to college, but I guess if you live in Texas firing a gun is just part of growing up.
I wonder how long it will be before she thinks up the drinking game of "Pin some clothes on my Mom's portrait"? This girl is going to have serious issues with men. They're all going to be afraid of this lady. When they find out that her Mom is alive and not really an angel, they will run for the door.
Damn, me too--how did I manage to miss THIS shit?
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This is some Brooke Hogan shit!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Damn how did I miss this show?!?!
Are they showing repeats? Can't find any torrents for it.
The daughter wouldn't want this shit. Neither would the dude whom she'd be boinking.
The daughter will have some interesting first date conversation.
"Where did you get that painting from?"
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 8:17am.
Where do they finds these fucking people?!
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LOL. The South. Although this chick could've honestly been picked up from any AM/PM in America, let alone Texas. She looks more East L.A.
I grew up in Highland Park, went to Hockaday private school, then SMU, and this SKANK is NOT in any way a Dallas socialite.
Pamela is the ONLY one who I would consider, and the UGLY one who's daughter has ears sticking out below her jawbone, looks like Ross Perot's long lost FUGHY ugly daughter. How fucking Fugly...
Im embarassed to death that they have these ladies and their spawn being Dallas Socialites..
Dont EVEN get me started about the little RUDE ASS cricket who wanted a fucking Range Rover. FUCK!
LISA00, you are a WHORE...go post on PaulaDeen.com
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I take she's not sending her daughter to that University in Brazil, then?
Also. Bitch, please.
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The daughter wouldn't want this shit. Neither would the dude whom she'd be boinking.
Dear Daughter - Good job busting your ass for the past 4 years - as a present her is a picture of me naked.... wtf....... who egotistical can she be?
There are so many issues with this whole situation, but what the fuck camera is the "photographer" using. It looks like the one I let my kids take pictures with.
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Yea, cause everyone wants a naked pic of their mom hanging up in their house. That lady is insane! Thank God my mom isn't so self centered.
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who the hell wants a naked portrait of his or her Mom as a present????!!!! Nevermind the body paint...Is she on drugs or something??? Brooke Hogan should sue...this bitch stole her album cover...lol
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Michael K you beat me to it! I was going to sent you a pic of this beautiful woman. She was sporting some fake bangs the whole show, then she pulled out this look and I died! This show is a hot mess. You would think they would find some semi-attractive women and daughters, but all these bitches be busted!
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I remember when my mom got a computer. That year, for christmas she made cards of her head pasted on an elaborate angel body, which was impressive since mom didn't have Photochop. But *my* mom did it for the laughs.
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Finally! Been wondering when you were gonna cover Patty's brows. lol.
"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"
"My mother wouldn't have had the courage"...by that she means "My mother had better taste and more scruples."
If my mother had given me a naked picture depicting herself as an angel, I would be throwing up to this day.
Can't wait to see what her daughter's wedding gift will be...
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What a narcissistic twat.
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Submitted by snowball on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 9:24am.
That woman is fucking delusional. "My mother wouldn't have had the courage!"
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Yeah, she seemed to be real proud of herself when she said that. Bet she was creaming her cooties throughout the whole shoot, the poor attention-starved ho.
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Now let's see - which do you think the daughter would want more:
1) Grotesque photo of batshit-crazy, delusional mother with painted saggy boobs; or
2) Car
That's a tough one.
WTF Are people actually that delusional? How about a picture of your Mom and Dad going at it? Now that says I love you way more than a simple naked picture of mom.
When they were done painting her, she didn't look naked at all. Excellent job with the body paint, so I'll give her a pass on being naked. However, giving a portrait of yourself as a guardian angel? That IS weird.
I wouldn't mind doing the body painting thing and having my portait done for ME, though. Pretty cool.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What an asshole.
That photographer looks all enthused. "Get naked and lie down."
That woman is fucking delusional. "My mother wouldn't have had the courage!"
This is just...gah. Where do you find this shit?
Yeah the Gene Simmons Do is not a good look on a woman.
Her poor child. That's going to be a tough one to re-gift too.
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Mom naked? The perfect gift for all occasions...are these people sick?
I walked in on my mom in her bra and granny panties once.
I still have not recovered.
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Money can't buy good taste.....obviously! My daughter would kill me if I gave her a painting of me as a gift. Worse than getting a fugly sweater for Christmas.
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this bitch...
What would Teresa from NJ say about that hairlilne of hers? She's got more forehead than Teresa and all her daughters combined!
She must be crazy. No daughter wants a portrait of her naked mother.
Definitely someone has inhaled way to much Sharpie fumes and Aqua-net...the hell???
Where do they finds these fucking people?! This was a nice laugh as I head out the door...good fucking Gahd, she's queen of the H.A.Ms.
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Uhhhhhh, no.
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This bitch must REALLY hate her daughter.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I cant play this video. But why does she look like a Thanksgiving turkey laying on that table? Those artists are working hard for their money!
Sweet Jesus, she looks like a Real Doll. And if my mother EVER gave me something like that as a gift, I would be forced to kick her in the box.
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Ahaha! Sharpie heaven. That's going in the dorm room for sure.
Is...is that - human?!?!?
She looks like a SIMS character. One I'd lock in a room until Death comes a-knockin'
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