Sunday, November 8th 2009

Like Genitals To A Hot Ginge

At a rugby match in London yesterday, Chelsy Davy tried to keep her rekindled relationship with Prince Hot Ginge on the down low by sitting apart from him, but we all know that's pretty much impossible. It didn't take long for Chelsy's vagina to gravitate toward the ginge. Chelsy's private parts slid over to him, throwing the dude between them out of his seat. They spent the rest of the match together. Chelsy whispered spicy nothings into Ginge's ear while he spent his time thinking about me doing a sessy dance in nothing but a thong that says "GINGE ONLY ZONE" on the crotch. That explains why he has such a grim look on his face.

I was reading the comments over at the Daily Mail about these two, and some seem to think that Chelsy is just not fancy enough for PHG. One ho said: "Sorry but this Chelsy will NEVER make a Royal!" And another ho piped in with: "Prince Harry needs to find a princess or aristocrat who will fit in with his status."

Yes, Chelsy looks like she can play "Unskinny Bop" on a beer bottle by blowing into it with her snatch, but that's why PHG loves her so. I mean, this is the dude who cleans his nostrils out with vodka. Chelsy is definitely the refined and elegant princess Hot Ginge needs in his life. And it pains me in the nipples to admit that.

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The first picture doesn't do her justice. Apprently he's really in love with her. And I'm willing to bet they make it down the aisle before Waity Katie.

The only problem I have with her, she puts on way too much bronzer and her lips are always paler than her face. Whenever I see her I screm "Put on some lipstick bitch!".

But other than that she seems okay. They seem like they're a perfect match.

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Hell, yes Chelsea is good for him. Balding William is already marrying a blob of mashed potatos (and not the loaded kind). Let Harry and his hot ass marry someone who looks a little like a skank. It's not as if marrying a proper lady made their father any happy, at the end he ended up in love with the guppy.

I think she is cute in a slutty way and it doesnt marry who the hell he marries because this isn't the 1700s

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Actually, she is a well educated law student who is obviously planning a career and a life. Harry could do a hell of a lot worse considering he has achieved NOTHING in his life...unless you count falling out of nightclubs.

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I love her hair but why does she dye her roots and eyebrows black though?

EvilShoe's picture

I love him.

Who knew he'd turn out to be the hot one over his brother!

Violet's picture

LuxLuv- it's Bread and Jam for Frances. I love Ramona Quimby too :)

I agree with RumerMills I'm more team Chelsy than team Kate, Chelsy seems like a nice sensible hard working girl compared to that gold-digger Kate Middleclass...

http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/08/chelsy-davy-prince-harry-england-au...

Centaurious's picture

Lizzie Grubman is too old for Prince Ginge!

The Queen is not amused...

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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

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i think she is pretty, and he wont get a better girl. cause she clearly likes him a lot, and not cause he's a prince. but he doesnt look like he is going to hold on to her, making that disinterested face.

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She looks like one of those Hanson boys.

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little_rascal's picture

@ boomsy
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Thanks for the link to "Unskinny bop"! :-)

I had no idea it was a song by Poison! And I have to admit that Bret Michaels does marvelous things with his pelvis and hips in that video!

Where's Snowpiece when you need her? Snowy!!!!

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@Violet - love your avie--where do I remember this from? The Ramona Quimby books, or was it something else?

Christ, I'm old.

And decrepit.

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She DOES look like that mean bitch from Muriel's Wedding-! Good call.

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she reminds me of the mean blonde girl in Muriel's wedding.

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They keep them around as an example that money and royal hoopla still makes you an average human.

That's my simpleton guess.

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She looks like she should be doing porn.

Not that that is a bad thing...

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Submitted by Squash Posh on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 4:07pm.
okay, i was thinking about the royal family yesterday...why do the british still have them around? if i was a tax-payer i would be pissed. at this point they are just a horse and pony show..literally. what function do they serve? and I'm not taking 'tradition' for an answer!
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they host wicked tea parties?

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okay, i was thinking about the royal family yesterday...why do the british still have them around? if i was a tax-payer i would be pissed. at this point they are just a horse and pony show..literally. what function do they serve? and I'm not taking 'tradition' for an answer!
discuss...

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Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 3:35pm.

He is not Charles's son. You only see a resemblance because Diana has some royal blood in her too. So yes some of the horsey genes have taken over.

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jonnobaas_sea's picture

He is Charles's son. There's more of a family resemblance as Harry ages. That tart he's w/looks like she couldn't sell her tired minge to a blindman on Praed Street at o'dark hundred. She looks like a cross between Joan Rivers & Miss Piggy.

"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."

flannery's picture

she looks like a female lizzy grubman.

RedWeatherTigerD's picture

"Chelsy looks like she can play "Unskinny Bop" on a beer bottle by blowing into it with her snatch"

Lord almighty, that's the funniest line I've ever read. Ever.

Chelsy looks like she may be a dude, though.

HoityToity's picture

@whichwayup: Was daddy giving bj to the butler or receiving from him? I forgot how it went. As for ginge, we do not know yet, so lets wait and see. Maybe we will hear that the bitch is a rentboy who is playing butt-boy to his uncle, Edwardina. Who knows with these inbreds and what they are into or what they might do? According to some, the psychopath and serial killer, Jack the Ripper, was one of ginge's ancestors! So it might be in him--that's all I am saying. RUN GIRL, RUN!

Green Is Good's picture

Harry is just not that into piggy-snout Chelsy. Yet she keeps spreading her legs for him. Idiot.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

She's pretty but DAMN the lines and bags under her eyes are those of a much older woman. Get thyself some sunblock before it gets any worse.

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Sorry, MK, but this motherfucker and his family are racist bitches! He was on record putting down the Asian community in England, wore that nazi uniform--just too many shit... He is a motherfucking trailer trash at his core, who just happens to live in a fucking palace that his ancestors killed and stole from all over to build. Hate these fucking parasites!

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AHCKHACHAHAAAH!!!

Yes, Chelsy looks like she can play "Unskinny Bop" on a beer bottle by blowing into it with her snatch

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That is a really Wal-Mart way to spell "Chelsea".

Honest to God.

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Submitted by jennagirl on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 12:20pm.

Someone enlighten me please as to what Unskinny Bop is? Do I want to know?
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aww MK, first Mah Boo, now Ginge.

*offers shoulder to cry on*

He's just following his daddy's approach of ignoring the beauty and going for the slutty.

Well, daddy had that problem of trying to move on from his love of the peen but that is a story for another day - and Ginge doesn't seem to have that particular predilection.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Girlfriend looks to be pushing 30, WTF? Yeah, she sounds like loads of fun, but PHG looks doooone with her. And it's a bit cringe-inducing how she seems to be begging for his attention.

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I don't think has attractive at all. He looks inbred. I like the other brother better, but hes too shy and awkward so he doesn't have any swagger.

putas's picture

Chelsy comes from a lot of money. She's already rich. But she has a trashy air about her. I sort of prefer it to the try-too-hard air Kate (william's gf) has, too. Kate's mother is known for being a merciless social climber and mocked by people.

That said, Chelsy looks a lot older than she is (second photo) she has under eye lines and she's only in her early 20s? How? Regardless I like her much better than Kate Middleton, miss piggy nose and all.

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@Plecostomus

I really wish there was a way that dude could see all the avies you've made with his face. I seriously doubt he's ever been someone's muse before.

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'Yes, Chelsy looks like she can play "Unskinny Bop"' is gold. Pure comedic gold.

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She may not be drop-dead gorgeous but she's definitely pretty and I sort of love them together.

And damn is that a hot ginge.

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