These Two Will Be In A Movie Together
Variety reports that stoner goddess Charlize Theron has dropped out of yet another project (expect baby friend rumors in 3...2..). Charlize was supposed to rub her labia all over Nicole Kidman's forehead of steel in The Danish Girl, but Fishsticks Paltrow will get that privilege instead. Yes, The Botox Queen and the POOPmeister together on screen. Laxative stocks will drop!
In the movie, Nicky will don a dick to play Danish dude artiste Einar Wagner who made the entire world clutch their pearls after he traded his peen in for a poon. Fishsticks will play his wife and fellow artist Greta Wegener. Here's the synopsis from Coming Soon:
The film is based on the true story of Danish artists Einar (Kidman) and Greta Wegener (Paltrow). Their marriage took a sharp left turn after Einar stood in for an female model that Greta was set to paint. When their portraits became wildly popular in 1920s Copenhagen, Greta encouraged her husband to adopt the female guise. What began as a harmless game led Einer to a metamorphosis and landmark 1931 operation that shocked the world and threatened their love.
It should be interesting to see how Nicky is going to play a real-life human dude. I mean, she has the wooden face to play Pinocchio, but lately she's not really believable as a breathing human (see Australia).
And on the next GOOP, Fishy will whip up an organic substitute to Nicky's favorite poison using her own bitch-flavored venom.
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Yuk Put these two together and you'll get enough ice to stop global warming. Hell will probably freeze over too.
Does anyone know the woman who plays Pam on True Blood? Her name is Kristin Bauer, I believe. Her face is the one that Nicole WISHES she has, but can't seem to replicate with all that shit she's been tweaking.
Two fake ice cunts who got where they are by whoring around are going to be in a movie together. Let's throw a party.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Damn, I have to scroll away from this quick; there's too much botox and cuntface for my monitor to handle.
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ha two drag queens!
"BMX Bandits" was on earlier, and teenage Nicole didn't even look related to the woman on the left. My fiance didn't believe it was her until we saw the credits. Sad.
Paltrow has had work done on her face. Her eyes look different. She is nasty... And Nicole - what the hell is wrong with her forehead? She should not pull her hair back off of that high, high forehead. It is frightening.
For a while I thought that was one of the Trollsens.
Oh, Goopy, you changeling, you.
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Well, that should really pump up the sale of Botox! Even without this stuff Kidman and Paltrow already have enough difficulty portraying a varied array of emotions. That poor director, having two work with two blanks and their combined egos. I'm going to pass on this one.
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Charlize could have pulled in the numbers but Fishy and Freeze? Those two have FAIL written all over them. When was the last time these two starred in a movie that actually made money?
And I never noticed before but Fishy's got a wonky nose ahaha
God I hate that btich.
Goopy kinda looks like the elf at SantaLand that your kid gets one look at and then throws up all over himself.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
The close ups will be yucky. Their faces don't move. They might as well use Barbie Dolls and just move them around. This is the gayest of gayness that ever gayed.
The cuntery that is GOOP makes even Nikki Botox look good. Kidman is indistinguishable from a wax model nowadays. Where did twat brow come from again?
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The more plastic surgery, the worse they look. They should try the surgeon Kanye's mom used.
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shave anymore bone of either of those nosejobs and they will be michael jacksons
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The war isn't working.
they better get the animatronics guys in there to do some facial movements for that film... add another 70 million for visual fx...
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The war isn't working.
plastic surgeon eating disorder cluster fuck...
what a mess
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The war isn't working.
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives: "Eh, all I see are two broads looking for more oscars."
ding ding ding! You nailed it!
Goopy and Ol Frozen Forehead...I would rather hang out with ice cubes in a freezer than watch this cold dead fish try to act...esp. try to be edgy...puhleeze. Why is Goopy still in movies??? I though everyone hated her, and old Frozen Forehead, I stopped watching her in movies a long time ago...she is as exciting as watching water freeze.
Love Gwynnie. Love Goop. So there!
And Nicky keeps wondering why people think she is a tranny/hermaphrodite!
This sounds like the stupidest movie ever. It is just a lame excuse for a soft core "girl on girl action" film masquerading as a mainstream movie. Who wants to watch these two old potatoes making out?
OMG, that pic of Nicole is SCARY!
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For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone thinks Gwenyth Paltro is beautiful? She's very bland looking. She's one of those girls who just has nice hair and looks upper crusty but in no way is she at all beautiful.
For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone thinks Gwenyth Paltro is beautiful? She's very bland looking. She's one of those girls who just has nice hair and looks upper crusty but in no way is she at all beautiful.
Poor Nicole.
Eh, all I see are two broads looking for more oscars.
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Goopy looks fucking ROUGH in that picture. She looks like the fake "mean mom" from Coraline or like she has 2 black eyes.
It always amazes me that studios still put Nicole in movies, she's had bomb after bomb.
You know another thing I just noticed-Fishy needs to get herself some chola eyebrows(or any eyebrows at all would be good.)
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Total Box Office with those two leads, $12.00.
One Tuesday special.
bad actresses UNITE!!!!!!
Paltrow looks soulless in that pic
Submitted by TITS: "Is it Botox that causes her eyebrows to droop? She has carrot top eyes."
Or, as I call it, "Angered Cartoon Villainess" eyebrows. Fergie Ferg has them, too.
Fishsticks bites.
i'm so not gonna watch that...
Geez, the artisans at Madame Tussaud's are getting goood!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 2:58pm.
"giraffe legs"..."Couldn't bear it"?
are you drunk at the zoo again?!
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Michael K, that could be perhaps the worst photo of Paltrowski I have ever seen.
Good job.
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Did they have fake dicks in the 1920's?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 2:58pm.
"giraffe legs"..."Couldn't bear it"?
are you drunk at the zoo again?!
OT: no, i'm just fuckin' around now!
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At least Nicole has the body to play a bloke.
But I won't be watching the shit. I've had my fill of seeing Nicole Kidman in some costume, poorly faking an accent. Her and her permanently bloodshot eyes. And giraffe legs. Splayed feet.
Nope. Couldn't bear it.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 1:32pm.
Gwyneth sucked in Sylvia, that whole film sucked it.
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Couldn't the producers find two actresses who still look like they are made of actual human flesh? Nic + Goop = NotSexy.
Oh, retch. This is going to be a suckfest of Epic Fail proportions.