Saturday, November 7th 2009

Steven Tyler Is Done With Aerosmith (Maybe)

That's what came out of Joe Perry's sessy mouth. Joe, who is starting to look like a hot dude version of Colleen Williams, told The Las Vegas Sun that Steven Tyler is hanging up his scarf indefinitely. Aerosmith recently got back from a show in Abu Dhabi, and as far as Joe Perry knows Steven Tyler isn't going to be shaking his bones on stage anymore.

Joe said, “Steven quit as far as I can tell. I don’t know anymore than you do about it. I got off the plane two nights ago. I saw online that Steven said that he was going to leave the band. I don’t know for how long, indefinitely or whatever. Other than that, I don’t know."

Joe has tried calling Steven to get the real story, but dude isn't even trying to pick up the phone, “He’s notorious for that. That’s one thing I’ve learned to live with. I try to overlook it. I like to pick my battles. Frankly, the last few months I’ve been wanting not to rock the boat. I don’t want him canceling any more gigs. We really wanted to do these last four. We just kind of didn’t want to call him out or anything and get him anymore pissed off, for whatever reason. So we just let things lie. So we did the gigs and, like I said, I got off the plane and saw this online. That’s how I know about it.”

If Steven has quit that bitch, Joe says they will bring in a replacement (SIT DOWN, Janice Dickinson) and the show will go on, "As far as replacing Steve, it’s not just about that, it’s also four guys that play extremely well together, and I’m not going to see that go to waste. I really don’t know what path it’s going to take at this point, but we’ll probably find somebody else that will sing in those spots where we need a singer and then we’ll be able to move the Aerosmith up a notch, move the vibe up a notch.

Steven Tyler performed at the launch party for the pyramids in Egypt, so it might be time for him to spend his days lying in his Golden Rest bed with a bag of caramel squares in his lap and Matlock on the tube.

That being said, STEVEN TYLER CANNOT BE REPLACED. There's not a zombie in Zombieland that can hustle like he can. Well.....unless Larry King knows the words to "F.I.N.E."

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novieskye's picture

Just shoot me, this is my fave band of all time, if they break up I will cry like it was 1979, I don't know what that means but I would cry!

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Whoa. Janice Dickinson is dead on. And Lynn Curtin from the Real Housewives of OC looks like a mix between Tyler and Hillary Duff.Janice is pure Tyler.

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Joe should just stop fucking around and put Tyler on blast once and for all. It's been a bad kept secret that he fell off the wagon a long ass time ago-years and years ago now. Sounds like it's finally reached a new high (low)of fuckery for all involved so he should just do the band, himself and Tyler a favor: call him out. Bitch opened the door when he posted that bullshit online so kick the door the rest of the way open already. He goes to rehab, they do another album, a 'very special exclusive' interview with People or maybe a book and then they can do a tour. Money and attention flows in. Spoiled celebrity happy. It's not like they have a ton of time left to keep fucking that chicken. There is no Aerosmith w/o Tyler AND Perry. Rock in a Hard Place anyone?

Starqz's picture

Well, I'm sure glad I got to flash my boobs at Steven Tyler in concert back in July (a week before he fell off that stage). Cause if they're breaking up for real then that was my only chance to get to do it too!

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Steven Tyler's old bones ain't goın' nowhere.

They need thıs publıcıty ın a bad way and they all know.

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Good riddance

and stay away from the Super Bowl

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Wil In Minneapolis's picture

Joe .. baby ... Steven Tyler is now old as dirt .. not to mention banged the fuck up from falling of stages, wagons, groupies and .. what?? .. 61 years of life??

Joe .. baby .. revive The Joe Perry Project. [Oh .. never mind I see from Wiki you already have.] You lived without Aerosmith once before .. you can do it again. But .. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!! .. stay sexy and DO NOT go the plastic route of Steven!

Hugs and Kisses from your partner in September 10th birth ...
Wil

easyaspie2's picture

Mama Kin! No one can sing like that old paper bag. NO ONE!

angel_i's picture

Omygoodness, ESE! That's some old timey Saturday Night Live you got there! NOICE:)

I also agree with everyone who says Aerosmith was done a long time ago. But yeah - there shows are good for nostalgia...better than Britney, that's fersure.

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rook's picture

hmm... i stopped listening to aerosmith after "get a grip." the music went downhill but they still put on a good show, even if they are ancient. joe perry may be my dad's age, but he is still a sexy MF.

"Steven Tyler performed at the launch party for the pyramids in Egypt, so it might be time for him to spend his days lying in his Golden Rest bed with a bag of caramel squares in his lap and Matlock on the tube."
MK-you are the fucking best!!!!
Jo Perry is sexy but Steven Tyler seems like the most colossal bore...

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Whatever's picture

Steven Tyler has been a drunk nearly his whole life. Areosmith's hayday is way over.

zomay's picture

I'm surprised they were never invited to do cameos in the Pirates of the Caribbean saga. I mean look at them, they look like well groomed gayish pirates.

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kokoskitten's picture

we need to pool our spare change and get lindsay, the hoff, pamela a., and steven tyler in an extended stay lockdown rehab facility...

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Submitted by lynniepoo on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 2:54pm.
In the Boston area, Steven Tyler has been seen buying booze

Some people should just get a permanent room in rehab.
I really don't see the point of replacing Tyler with anybody.

lynniepoo's picture

In the Boston area, Steven Tyler has been seen buying booze - a LOT of booze. He has fallen so far off the wagon that I'm sure he can't even feel if he broke his hip or not - the drunk old geezer. "Sit down, Janice Dickinson" - omg, that is some funny shiat. Love this site.

Auntie Mame's picture

(SIT DOWN, Janice Dickinson) Oh. My. GOD!

*dies laughing*

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Centaurious's picture

Joe Perry looks sexy to me. That is all sorts of wrong!!

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like-wow's picture

I thought they were done in the 1990's but then came "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" and then they rode that for 10 more years. Gad, move on and time to start playing Vegas.

MizRo's picture

Enough of Aerosmith, enough of the Stones, enough.

Sit your asses DOWN.

madam s.'s picture

This band should have been done in the 70's. Or better yet, never spawned at all.

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Big Bertha's picture

they look like mutants

little_rascal's picture

At Fort Hood Army base in Texas, the death toll rose to 13 people. An additional 27 people were still hospitalized. :-(

kittycatastrophe's picture

Hmmm, sounds like Joe's dropping hints that Steven is off the wagon. He was stocking up on the hooch a month ago and got tagged by the paps.

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Zonko's picture

After Done With Mirrors,
Aerosmith were DONE for good.

Aerosmith doesn't rock.
Their embarrassing, lame rock ballads make
Clay Aiken sound like Darby Crash.

Centaurious's picture

@justice:Hahahahahhaha I actually nodded like this was fact then realised what I'd read!
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Ha! I actually nodded like this was fact then didn't realize what I had read until I read this!

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Centaurious's picture

I guess The Paves is out of a job.

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Well at least Steven Tyler isn't doing Broadway...unlike Ashlee Simpson http://www.thegossiper.typepad.com

Squash Posh's picture

funny, i quit aerosmith over 25 years ago..whats taken you so long Steven?
edited cause i can't spell on saturdays

MizRo's picture

I like Joe Perry's do. His dye job is another issue.

moosh's picture

probably just rumors...

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

why do i look at this picture and only one thing comes to mind?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SaKYFR6ms

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Been down two times.
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mcnightmare's picture

i'm sure he'll have a bag of something sweet in his lap, but i don't think it'll be caramels.

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HoityToity's picture

@ EveryStrangersEyes: Thanks to you, I managed to get an avatar! Woo hoo! Honey, you can get mah cheesecake any time ;)

Steven DOES look like a lady--like Janice Dikinson's sister! Well in that case, maybe like a tranny mess!
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@ESE: I'm proud of you, too, hun! *smooch!* :)

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Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 12:05pm.

you're a golden girl now!!... i knew i should've charged cheescake!LOL!

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justice's picture

"Steven Tyler performed at the launch party for the pyramids in Egypt..."

Hahahahahhaha I actually nodded like this was fact then realised what I'd read!

--thanks awfully--

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:57am.

well, i made it through about 20 seconds of that mess... i'm kinda proud of myself!

OT: should've taken a "Permanent Vacation" a long time ago

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 11:34am.
To my mind, Aerosmith's been "done" for a while.
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Boy, howdy. NEXT!