Friday, November 6th 2009

Joe Jackson Wants A Piece

Well, Joe Jackson has done what we've all been waiting for him to do. He has opened up Michael Jackson's coffin and is searching it for loose change. TMZ reports that Pimp Daddy Joe has filed papers in L.A. asking for a piece of his son's estate even though he was left out of the will. Joe Jackson would make you take your orgasm back if you busted a nut before he did, so this bit of news is the opposite of shocking.

In the papers, Joe claims that Michael's estate has racked in over $100 million in the past 7 weeks, so it could afford to keep his pimp hand moisturized. Shameless Joe also says that Michael used to give Katherine $60,000 a month, and told her to give half to him. Joe listed all of his expenses which total over $15,000:

$2,500 for eating out
$2,000 for flying in airplanes
$3,000 for hotel rooms to take his Craigslist hos back to
$1,000 for grocery
$1,200 for rent
$50 for charity

Basically, all of Joe's money problems could be solved if he only ordered from the dollar menu at McDonald's, took his hos to a rest stop bathroom instead of a hotel room, only traveled on the Chinatown Bus and slept on the branch of a tree with the other vultures.

With Michael Lohan quickly becoming the world's most terrible parent, Joe Jackson had to do something drastic to keep a hold of his title. So there you go. His title is safe for now.

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I guess that $50.00 for charity really means rent-a-ho.

Pimp Daddy Joe should ask that stupid old ex wife Katherine for some of that cash. Surely she can spare the old gezzer pimp a few grand. She doesn't need 85 grand a month to support herself and three kids. Please. She didn't do anyting to help MJ or the siblings when Pimp Joe was being an abusive tyrant. Give over some bucks, Katherine.

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Joe Jackson seeks stipend from Michael's estate
Nov. 6, 2009, 5:02 PM EST
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Michael Jackson's father is seeking an allowance from his son's estate to help cover expenses that exceed $15,000 a month, according to court documents filed Friday.

The request seeking an unspecified amount for Joe Jackson was filed by lawyer Brian Oxman, who said there was no apparent reason for the administrators of the estate to not seek an allowance for the Jackson family patriarch.

Michael Jackson's 2002 will, however, omitted any mention of his father.The two had an often strained relationship, and Michael Jackson said at one point that he would get physically sick — as a child and as an adult — at the sight of his father.

The singer's private trust calls for money to be paid to his mother, Katherine, his three young children, and various charities.

A judge has approved more than $26,000 in payments to Katherine Jackson each month, and a $60,000 monthly payment for the care of the children.

The latest court documents say Joe Jackson receives a $1,700 monthly Social Security payment and had relied on his son for support for many years.

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Stan Hooper's picture

Well its one thing for Joe to want Michael to support his greedy ass and to actually get it. We all know, with the exception of Joe, he aint getting jack shit!!

Old toad, get the fuck outta here!

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If Michael wanted Joe to have his money, then he would have mentioned him in his will, he didn't. So let him live on his SS check..He treated MJ terrible and thats part of the resaon MJ had the the problems that he had all of his life.

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Frankiestage on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 8:13pm.

15K? I'd ask for 50K/mo. Say what you want to about Joe, but without his determination and focus, there would have been no Jackson 5 or the pop icon who sprung from there.

- And wow, this comment shall again go un-ignored.
His determination & focus today is likened to child abuse & is a felony today. CPS would have a dedicated jail cell for him.
He is a what I would call greedy, lazy & a terrorist to his own blood.
I could have lived just fine without a Michael Jackson, it would have been someone else. And everyone in the oh so caring music business turned a blind eye and counted the ca$h along with Joe.
So you go ahead and give him props, you are an enabler of what he is and represents.

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Submitted by Frankiestage on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 8:13pm.

15K? I'd ask for 50K/mo. Say what you want to about Joe, but without his determination and focus, there would have been no Jackson 5 or the pop icon who sprung from there.

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Look what that pop icon turned into. Those children had the talent, not Joe. If MJ had wanted to be an entertainer w/o his father, it would have happened...because he was so incredibly gifted. You can't hold talent like that back.

Savage abuse from this pig was not necessary for MJ to have a career. That narcissistic, twisted, sadistic sociopath did a real number on his kids, most of whom are screwed up and can't even make a living, other than Janet. This guy deserves NOTHING but a kick in that fat old ass of his.

original putas's picture

Weeeel....
The mother is getting 85K per month. I think even the most morally upstanding amongst us would eventually want a piece of that money too. Who is it hurting? Michael is dead and everybody knows they're a family of scumbags, so whatever. Michael was a controlling bitch with his money, so now they get to have it without his control. I've really believed from the beginning that the siblings and all of them are especially vicious and greedy because of how they perceived Michael holding out on them when he was alive.

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I just want him to get enough money to wash the jizzstains off that jacket! He looks like an honorary Hilton! I'm thinking Baron Hilton!

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This old shriveled nutsack doesn't even qualify as a human being.
I hope he trips and falls into a storm drain with all the rest of the scary clowns...Eeeek!
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I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ONE, JUST ONE CHANCE TO SEE HIM JUST SO THAT I CAN SPIT ON HIM.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

child abusing sack of shit

WinnieT's picture

He disgusts every orifice of my body.

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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 7:24pm.
He truly is a vulture and I am surprised his other kids even still talk to him or that they even let him to MJ's funeral. So in a sense i am not sure what is sadder: the gold digging ambitions of Joe Jackson or the fact that none of his kids, MJ's siblings, seem to give a fuck.
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amen.

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15K? I'd ask for 50K/mo. Say what you want to about Joe, but without his determination and focus, there would have been no Jackson 5 or the pop icon who sprung from there.

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LOL. One of the best posts ever.

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babybunny's picture

btw rents in Las Vegas are VERY low. YOu can get a fully amenity apt. for $700- 800, and even chearp. This includes washer and dryer, pool, clubhouse, work out room, etc. They are mainly gated complexes, but everything is cheap there cause they want and expect you to keep the gambling business going. Also, food is practically free there so why the hell he needs so much for food is beyond me. Steak and eggs for $3.99 and even cheaper. Lord he is such an asshole.

babybunny's picture

I nominate him, Michael Lohan and Richard Heene (Balloon boy's father) as father of the year. This is just disgusting...Joe looks like a disgusting perverted abusive creep, and well, looks are not deceiving here. He makes my skin crawl...with all these over the top sorry excuses for being fathers on the news (I am talking you to you Michael Hohan, that putrid Gosselin pig, Heene and now Joe)...give me a freakin break! All these assholes did was donate sperm..and then try everything in their power to pimp that sperm alive or dead, drugged out or flying in a balloon! Please someone give me a real man, like my own Dad, who would never stoop to these lows! These fucking assholes need to just go!! Damn, I am made now...let me stop before I start going all caps on a bitch...

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I, for one, would like him to meet his maker.

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angel_i's picture

@Evil Shoe@OXA:

Maybe ole Joe will stroke out over the weekend.
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Maybe someone will help him along with that.
I think I might try a little praying, myself...

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OXA's picture

Maybe ole Joe will stroke out over the weekend.

EvilShoe's picture

That's it, I am not a spiritual person at all but I think I might start saying a little prayer every night that this fucker gets hit by a bus or something...

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 5:21pm.
Okay, Supertramp!

Poll: Who is the biggest media whore?

1. Joe Jackson
2. Jermaine Jackson
3. Michael Lohan
4. Richard Heene (aka Balloon Boy's "dad")
5. Spencer Pratt
6. Parisite Hilton
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You forgot the Gosselins. Nobody whores like Jon and Kate.

moosh's picture

he should just step down ..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

This is exactly what Joe Jackson wanted since day one; since he beat up and tortured his kids, and especially Michael, into going into show biz and making it. That's all he ever cared about: himself and the fame, ridiculous amounts of money that he can squander on booze, whores and luxury items. He truly is a vulture and I am surprised his other kids even still talk to him or that they even let him to MJ's funeral. So in a sense i am not sure what is sadder: the gold digging ambitions of Joe Jackson or the fact that none of his kids, MJ's siblings, seem to give a fuck.
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squiggles's picture

OMG. And what legal leg does he have to stand on?! He needs to go. His expiration date has long passed.

MJ used to say he ALWAYS had his hand in his pocket, begging for half a million dollars here and there for shitty business deals gone south. And he'd always tell him that he owed it to him, saying MJ would have been nothing without him. He beats Michael Lohan hands fuckin down.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:38pm.
and u?
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Reeter♥: Ize ok
and u?

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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:25pm.
and yeah- when i lived in NY i paid 1k a month for a 10x10 room in a boarding house- so no bathroom, no kitchen. I think to have an apt even with only 1 room prolly starts around 2-3k :O
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Vermithrax's picture

What a raging vulturous douche.

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Joe should just be thankful his grown children haven't put a cap in his ass yet.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:23pm.
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You, yeah, you! What's up? Are you doing good?

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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:21pm
you could get a 3-4 bd 2.3 ba with a nice little yard for 1200 where i live now in suburban NC.

and yeah- when i lived in NY i paid 1k a month for a 10x10 room in a boarding house- so no bathroom, no kitchen. I think to have an apt even with only 1 room prolly starts around 2-3k :O

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bitchette, yeah, with a roomate, LOL

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Reeter's picture

bitchette - it's Dallas / Fort Worth. 10x10 room?? Wow.

bitchette's picture

Reeter- where's DFW?? its friday and my brain is off.
$1200 in NY will get you a 10x10 room. maybe. ;)

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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:13pm.
Dee- i think it depends on which middle of nowhere :) -texas, alaska= cheap,... cali, NY, even MT not cheap!
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$1200 in DFW would get you a nice little comfy 3-bdr, 2 bath home - maybe 1,300 sf. In NY? What, a tiny apartment? No idea.

Okay, on topic - Joe is an asshole and I can't believe he can live with himself. ASS!

bitchette's picture

Dee- i think it depends on which middle of nowhere :) -texas, alaska= cheap,... cali, NY, even MT not cheap!

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This man is like 80 years old! If we ignore him, he'll inevitably die soon. I DO get a feeling, though, that this geriatric douche will live to see 100. Trust.
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bitchette: Of course you have to live in the middle of nowhere to live so cheap.

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Get the fuck out, humpstick.

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Charity is the name of his sensual massage lady.

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bitchette's picture

lets hear it Dee Dee, might inspire me to buy a house! LOL

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bitchette's picture

yeah, $1200 is not very much for rent. you could spend that here on a house/mo and the rent prices here are dirt cheap compared to vegas

and how is he eating so much?? is it all lobster??

off topic- does anyone give a shit about rhianna's interview?? not i

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DeeDee's picture

You horz would kick me in the crotch bone if you knew how cheap my mortgage is.

bitchette's picture

snowy!!! :) <3

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snowpiece's picture

ha ha angel, smart ass, I forgot to punctuate!

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