Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Dr. Arnie Klein – Michael Jackson’s dermatologist – just did an interview with Harvey Levin of TMZ. One of the topics they discussed was Michael Jackson’s peculiar habit of whipping out his privates in front of other people (including children) to pee in a cup so that he wouldn’t have to walk down the hallway to the bathroom. Dr. Klein said he didn’t think that the habit was all that unusual. Then he told a short story of a female country singer he knew. He said that she told him that when she lived in the country, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to stay warm. Who might he be talking about? (Blind Gossip)
Everybody knows that when you do pee pee times in the bed, it immediately goes cold and turns into a slushie on your privates. Not exactly warm. So I've heard. Dolly Parton might be the obvious guess here, but I'll go with Loretta Lynn just so I can picture her singing "PISS CITY" instead of "Fist City."
This former B list television actress and now C list movie actress has been single for awhile. Maybe not for long though. At a recent event, our actress was supposed to walk the runway at a fashion show. When her time to walk approached, no one could find her. People were running around looking for her. They finally found her, umm, in her dressing room in the midst of full on sex. When told she needed to be on stage that second, she jumped up, pulled down her dress and walked the runway. (CDAN)
I've got zilch. But for the shit of it I'll guess Maggie Grace or Heather Graham?
Remember when we told you about the wealthy singer who brings in a body-double for a wife, you know, to rub his feet and take care of him for her? Well, we heard that she also brings in a ’sex instructor’ who coaches the husband on how to pleasure her correctly. The husband watches as the instructor demonstrates on the singer what’s right and what’s wrong. Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)
See, this is how you get new dick without pissing off your full-time fuck partner. I'll guess Celine Dion (ha), JLo or Barbara Streisand?
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I think the second one is Molly Sims (she was in the show "Las Vegas" and has done a few movie parts since.
Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
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It is DEFINITELY Dolly Parton. She talked about how she slept in the bed with about 85 of her brothers and sisters and in the cold mountain winters, the thought of wandering through the wilderness to the outhouse at 2am was just too much for them so they'd just go in their bed.
I don't think the other kids made fun of her coat of many colors, but the odd pee pee smell that lingered on her.
In all seriousness though, I ADORE DOLLY!!!
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I got zero for #1; #2 sounds like Pam, she's been on the runway a lot lately; for some reason Mariah came into mind for #3.
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Submitted by thephoenix on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:44pm.
I'm waiting to see the cast appear on America's Next Woodchipper Mishap Victim.
I'm waiting for more posts to comment on!! I am about to finish off this bottle of wine, and am posting inappropriate things on my Facebook account....
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Submitted by thephoenix on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:44pm.
I'm waiting to see the cast appear on America's Next Woodchipper Mishap Victim.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:19pm.
Oh, and jealous of the Long Islands!
Oh god!!! Everytime I hear someone say Jealous, I picture that bug eyed girl on Americas Next Top Model!!! I say it just like that to people, and they think I'm a fucking loon!!
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
Oh, and jealous of the Long Islands!
*makes note to survive for 5 days in Vegas on free Long Islands*
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Submitted by thephoenix on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
I peed in your kitchen while you were trick or treating. Good luck figuring out where. Don't look in your ice cube tray.
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Thats why my Long Island Ice Teas tasted a bit off!!! Still good though.
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Got a little wang in it? It did.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
I peed in your kitchen while you were trick or treating. Good luck figuring out where. Don't look in your ice cube tray.
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Thats why my Long Island Ice Teas tasted a bit off!!! Still good though.
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by thephoenix on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:00pm.
I have not peed my bed...but about 2 months ago, I drank WAY to much, and thought the kitchen chair was the toilet. Yes. I peed in my kitchen.
I will never drink 9 bottles of beer during one movie again. I was watching He's just not that into you...and the guy I was seeing just broke up with me....Wow, I feel a weight lifted that I actually admitted to that. thanks! :)
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Ha! I just watched that. Not with beer tho. I was surprised how good it was without it. (not great mind so don't feel like you missed anything:)
O yeah - and I peed in my kitchen when I was 5 or 6. I was sleepwalking. I was dreaming that I was in an airplane and the aisle was longer than my hallway:)
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I peed in your kitchen while you were trick or treating. Good luck figuring out where. Don't look in your ice cube tray.
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Submitted by thephoenix on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:00pm.
I have not peed my bed...but about 2 months ago, I drank WAY to much,
Ah...the power of the internet...even better than seeing a psychiatrist. LOL
Remind me not to sleep with Dolly Parton.
Submitted by thephoenix on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 10:00pm.
I have not peed my bed...but about 2 months ago, I drank WAY to much, and thought the kitchen chair was the toilet. Yes. I peed in my kitchen.
I will never drink 9 bottles of beer during one movie again. I was watching He's just not that into you...and the guy I was seeing just broke up with me....Wow, I feel a weight lifted that I actually admitted to that. thanks! :)
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Ha! I just watched that. Not with beer tho. I was surprised how good it was without it. (not great mind so don't feel like you missed anything:)
O yeah - and I peed in my kitchen when I was 5 or 6. I was sleepwalking. I was dreaming that I was in an airplane and the aisle was longer than my hallway:)
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Did his doctor mention his peculiar yet charming quirk where he got little boys drunk and molested them? That MJ, he was just misunderstood.
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I have not peed my bed...but about 2 months ago, I drank WAY to much, and thought the kitchen chair was the toilet. Yes. I peed in my kitchen.
I will never drink 9 bottles of beer during one movie again. I was watching He's just not that into you...and the guy I was seeing just broke up with me....Wow, I feel a weight lifted that I actually admitted to that. thanks! :)
P.S. How do you post on the forum here? I registered, but still haven't gotten the email saying I can post. :( I feel left out!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 9:45pm.
I can completely understand that.
For me the shitting on a plate was the real killer.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 9:42pm.
So MJ peed in a cup.
I once got yelled at for standing in front of the house and peeing on the front lawn when I was a kid. *I thought it was cool*
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I still do that, but my neighbors are scared to yell at me.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
So MJ peed in a cup.
I once got yelled at for standing in front of the house and peeing on the front lawn when I was a kid. *I thought it was cool*
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Submitted by petersburgva on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:52pm.
Dolly Parton
is the country singer who peed in bed to keep warm. She wrote about it in her autobiography from years ago. great book.
i agree, it is a great book. i actually just finished re-reading it earlier this week. but i thought she said they kept a can under the bed to pee in, not actually peed in the bed?
Actually, I don't know of any pedophile who would blatantly whip it out in front of children in the presence of other adults and pee. Klein is a leech and all his statement does for me is confirm the fact that Michael had absolutely zero social skills. That doesn't make him a pervert.
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Anyone who's dealt with a wet bed knows it gets cold ultra-quick, so I think Arnie Klein made that shit up.
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Dolly Parton is the country singer who peed in bed to keep warm. She wrote about it in her autobiography from years ago. great book.
Tanya Tucker as the pee-er? She's had a boatload of plastic surgery.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
Further proof MJ didn't have bounderies with children. GROSS. What grown adult pee's in a cup infront of children (that are not his own).
Nasty.
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Exactly. But of course, we'll have all of the apologists talking about how he was robbed of his childhood, so really he is a child...even though children usually don't whip it out either.
He was a sick fuck.
If #3 is Gwen and Gavin I bet the sex instructor is Tony from No Doubt.
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If Babs is still training her husband after all these years - it's time to toss him out and find a quicker learner! Isn't she married to James Brolin still?
Oooh, someone mentioned Canada.
Maybe it was Shania peeing the bed. Those Canadians are weird to begin with.
#1 could be Leann Rhymes...she is country and she looks like she still wets the bed...watch out, Eddie!
#2 Pam Anderson is not a movie actress (a few cameo appearances don't qualify her as such) not even a C list one. Whereas Heather Graham was never really on TV aside from some ill-fated pilot and guest star appearances.
#3 could be JLo...she had a lot of weird sexual demands when her prenup to Ben Affleck was leaked...and this could be the reason she's lasted that long with Skeletor.
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Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:10pm.
Holy cow! I read it that she was a country singer! Shame on me!
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Funny enough, Margarent Cho made this one comment about being hungover and still drunk and rationalized peeing in bed because "at least it would be warm for a second". I'm not saying it's her either...but, hell, for shits in giggles, I'd say CHESTICA! Lol...no I have no idea but that is way gross...!
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Sugeroo - you had said that it was Jessica Simpson. I said it can't be because I didn't think Jessica lived in the country, she lived in
Abilene Texas and she's been touring since she was young, so therefore that wouldn't be considered country either.
"He said that she told him that when she lived in the country, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to stay warm"
I could be wrong since I'm Canadian, but from what I got out of wikipedia, Abilene Texas is not out in the country. And I brought up the touring part because that would mean she wasn't in the country either.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
Further proof MJ didn't have bounderies with children. GROSS. What grown adult pee's in a cup infront of children (that are not his own).
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Ok, I HAVE to know....was that end qualifier a joke?
Because if it was, it is one of the funniest things I've read today.
And if it wasn't, it is one of the funniest things I've read ever.
I can believe the comment about Wacko Jacko. What I don't grasp is why people adored him. He was a pervert!
its not Dolly, i just saw her on tv the other day where she was saying there were 12 children in her family and they always shared beds. i don't think you could get away with that with siblings in the bed
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Submitted by easyaspie2 on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 5:25pm.
No, he married her when she got knocked up. *snort*
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1 sounds like urban legend.
2 Either pam anderson, or she wishes it was her. Probably afraid to pass up any erect member these days lest it be her last.
3 For some reason it feels like beyoncee.
Hey, there is an ad in my box....
Ok, its gone now.
#1 Is a lie.
#2 Pam cause she just a did a couple of runway walks.
#3 Totally Gwen Stefani and her She-male mate. You know he borrows her clothes. I read once he said being married to her was so cool cause he never knew what outfit she would come out of the closet wearing each day. I snarfed my coffee on the "closet" part. What straight dude talks about womens clothes like that? He married her for her clothes.
i really hope it isn't dolly parton. i kind of hold her up on a pedestal and i don't want that pedestal being drenched in urine.
Vanitas, I'll bow to your Wiki but I'm not sure what Texas or Jessica's age has to do wiff dis. Maybe I didn't read it right.
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Not a fan of the pee stories. I gotta' wash my eyes out now.
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#1 is Mindy McCready. What he meant by "a female country singer he knew. He said that she told him that when she lived in the county jail, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to keep from getting cut.
Um, I can happily say I've never peed my bed.
No. 1 could be Loretta Lynn. check out her childhood home:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butcher_Hollow,_Kentucky
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#3 is babs
I grew out of my drunk pee in bed times. I think my tolerance just went up. LOL
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ha ha stoney, I have drunkenly peed the bed more times than I like to remember, once I did it in my mom and dad's bed and blamed it on my dog and they made me keep her outside from then on
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