Friday, November 6th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By The Baddest Bitch On The Soccer Field


Elizabeth Lambert of New Mexico's women's soccer team is definitely the kind of chick you want on your team. Watch as she almost decapitates a ho and trips another girl without taking her eyes off the game. Elizabeth has got that bitch tick. Cuntourettes is what doctors call it. Whoopin' tricks and yanking tails just comes natural to her.

And BOO BITCH on the lady saying that this kind of behavior is "over the line." This is right on the line. This is the way soccer was meant to be played.

VIA Chicago Sun-Times

Posted by: Michael K


bornagainChristian's picture

If she did that TO MY DAUGHTER....

after I was DONE with her, she would not physically be able to play any sport ever again.

scisan60's picture

I think "Tardy for the Party" is gonna be nominated for a Grammy....Can't wait for the follow up ( Holding breath)

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Can't view the video, but she's a true sport haha

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'Morning (if you're lurking around).

Guess the Wire People finally re-upped here sometime this a.m. as the Living Dead have been coming out en masse and lining up down the street to cop. The neighborhood dogs woke me. Anyway, I'm getting ready for another wunnerful day. Hope your gig in Istanbul's been fun.

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@TheBreakdown - Sorry I missed you. I'm putting in my earplugs, pulling down the shades and calling it a night. Every junkie within in a five-mile radius is tripping out around here because the dealers on the corner ran out and they're still waiting to re-up.

Bitches are either pacing the street or walking around like zombies, noisy fucks. It's like The Wire meets MJ's Thriller video tonight.

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Le sigh...yes Raised and still stuck in shitty ABQ.......for now. I new you were from here from your red or green!!! LOL

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Manimal5's picture

Kick ass soccer girl! Hahaha. I thought it was the Lacrosse players that were lesbos.

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Have a great meal KoKo! drink some wine! it'll be fine!

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shut the smurf up's picture

Thank you Bitchette, He doesn't.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

JustJack's picture

Dave, no , not really, dont have the balls to.

FunLuvinCriminal's picture

SugarBuster-
"Maybe she thought that because she was playing BYU she wouldn't face any retaliation."

Actually, good point. Now that I think about it, maybe Hair-Takedown Ninja Cuntmaster is simply spreading God's just wrath for the BYU player grabbing woman crotch? I think lezzy crotch-grabbing is like a felony in Utah or something...

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Tanks Provy! lol ;D

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david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Have a good one M.E! Thanks for the in n out advice!

M.E.'s picture

Bitchette - he and I grew up together and have a lot of the same friends. So he keeps seeing my comments on mutual "friends" walls.

UGH!

Going to investigate blockage.

Off to work

Bye everbotty!!!!

OhFuckItsKatrina's picture

I feel extra jipped now. This woman should be the hot slut of the day. Not "Oldnews McGee"...

JustJack's picture

I wish I was getting "Animal Style" tonight.
*winks*

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

LOL!JustJack, did you really?

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Thanks you guys! I am getting Animal style tonight for dinner! Looks awesome!

I guess I just say animal style. right?! Are they gonna know what I am talkin about?

Hope I don;'t fuck up and say "doggie style".

I will go to house of prime rib with KoKo. Prime rib sounds awesome too!

Clio's picture

Why does this story piss me off so much? Maybe it's because none of the BYU girls did anything back to her. I would gladly take a red card to break that asshole's nose.

JustJack's picture

So, I called my boss this morning and told him I was staying home today because I wasnt feeling well. He asks "whats the matter?" I reply "I have a case of anal glaucoma" "What the hell is that" he says.
" I can't see my ass coming in to work today "

SugarBuster's picture

Maybe she thought that because she was playing BYU she wouldn't face any retaliation. I would have creamed that skinny, pony-tailed bitch. If she pulled my hair to get me on the ground, I would have sunk my teeth into her calf. How's that for a damn infection? There would have been one ugly white-girl fight, for sure. It made me so mad to watch this!
I can't believe any self-respecting coach would let her get away with that either.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:52pm
you can block them from searching for you, and seeing any of your info, and from sending you messages ever.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:52pm.

FUUUUUCK! My stalker ex just found me on FB and is asking to be my friend because he's tired of blocking other friends updates that I comment on.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Give him Enid's FB page. Better yet, I'm sure Enid would LUV to have you as a speshul friend! LOL!

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M.E.'s picture

FUUUUUCK! My stalker ex just found me on FB and is asking to be my friend because he's tired of blocking other friends updates that I comment on.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JustJack's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:30pm.

Thanks sugarmoo

bitchette's picture

stay strong Smurfy, remind yourself why you broke up in the first place, and how he treated you. he doesn't deserve you, or any more chances with you. :)

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snowpiece's picture

hugs to mah smurfy
xoxoxoxoxoxox
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

That vicious little soccer ho needs a cleat in the cunt.

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shut the smurf up's picture

No Bitchette "THE EX" Showed up at my job telling me everything I needed to hear, months ago before he walked out on me and a day after I had The talk with HD, I told him I have a new guy, he doesnt care. :S

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

M.E.'s picture

STOP TALKING ABOUT BOOZE!!

*cries*

JustJack's picture

Snowy, I think that is what happens after you eat it. Just kidding , Thousand Island on some bacon and fries.

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shut the smurf up's picture

Bitchette, My Binge wasn't last nite was 2 days ago, I promise I had a very good reason for it.I really did. :S

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

snowpiece's picture

Grilled Cheese" = no meat, just melted cheese, tomato, lettuce and spread on a bun.

"Veggie Burger" = burger without the patty or cheese. Sometimes we call this the "Wish Burger."

oh so they do have veggie opetion sbut what a gip! (jip?) haven't they ever heard of a veggie patty?

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snowpiece's picture

JJ WTF is that next to the fries?

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Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 6:17pm.

You is all kinds of wrong! LMAO!

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Hockey fan's picture

I know I'm actually commenting on the sports clip, but...IF THAT LITTLE CUNT EVER TRIED THAT SHIT WITH ME, SHE'D BETTER KILL ME BC I'D GET RIGHT THE FUCK UP AND KICK HER FUCKING ASS!

Yes, I went all Kanye.
Soccer---esp women's soccer-- doesn't need this fucking bully shit. I also find it Very hard to believe that this is the first time this little bitchass cunt has tried this. Someone needs to send this tape to the NCAA or whoever governs this shit and kick this bitch to the sidelines. AND fine her and her fucking coaches who let her get away with it.

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bitchette's picture

Smurfy- the no alcohol urges is probly due to last night right? :P

and so what's the deal- you can't quit thinking about the ex, even though you have a new guy? HD is hospital dude right??
how long were you and the ex together?? somebody told me that you need half as long as you were together to get over them. i find that mostly true, but for one of my relationships, it was like twice as long as we were in it

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M.E.'s picture

Dave - NO! Not Joking, it's got the special sauce, grilled onions....mushrooms maybe...I forget. Click the link that smurf left.

shut the smurf up's picture

Snowieeeee!! <3 <3 <3 thanks for your words yesterday. :) they meant a lot.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

snowpiece's picture

b I got no idea on the chicken thing as I am a vegetarian and chicken scared me, LOL

SMURFYYY!!!!♥♥♥
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Whatever's picture

Who watches woman's soccer? They should thank this bully for getting it some attention.

shut the smurf up's picture

Hey Bitchette, thanks for asking, No, I have a headache and I am very thirsty, I dont feel like drinking alcohol SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME.

Mood wise? I am better but still wondering why now! ugh!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K