Friday, November 6th 2009
SJP Just Loves The "Baked Goods" Smell Of Diapers
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have a pair of brand new BABIES!! at home, and she told Elle Magazine that her heart fills up whenever she smells her twins' freshly baked butt cookies straight out of the oven. SJP is not right for making me picture her sniffing on used diapers like an apple pie cooling on the window sill. NASTY SCAT HO:
“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.”
Either SJP's neighborhood bakery should be shut down by the health department or her babies eat a lot of hay, carrots and sugar cubes.
wow,nice!
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eeww and sjp is one ugly chick.
That is such a publicity comment! Like JLo saying she does not employ nannies to take care of the Dragon Tale Twins. I say SJP loves the smell of her own bull shit.
ohh if i was wearing a diaper right now I would have shat it from laughing.thank you MK!.
Submitted by ARIES1B on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 5:30pm.
Well,I do like the smell of earwax
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What does ear wax smell like!? I do like the smell of paint, cut grass and gasoline. When I lived in NY and I walked over a grating and a train passed by, I would like the warm humid air and the sweetish smell of garbage!? But not always. It's iffy in NY bc sometimes it just smells like piss.
I'm going to choose to take that as her being a pround mum.
I'm guessing we all like weird smells because they mean something more to us. For instance I like the smell of my bunny's cage. No idea why, it's not a pretty smell (like bedding and ammonia) but when I smell it, after not seeing him for months, it reminds me of home. Weird I know.
Well,I do like the smell of earwax,and Artline marker pens...liquid paper,liquid paper thinner
too.
Plus I think SJP looks like a horse with man hands
she's most unbeauteous!
Tevness (on the pipe tonight!)
Wow, she's not againg very well. I never realized how long her face was and how out of proportion her nose is to it.
If she likes the smell of diapers, then I'm sure she won't have any issues changing her husband's.
WTF
>:(
I want to reiterate my comment of yesterday for NYers. Please tone down the cologne. If someone else can smell you coming from five feet away its too much. Thank you.
I love smells in general. I like gasoline, and I love the smell of road-killed skunk* after it's had a day or two to mellow.
AHHHH...me too! It grosses my husband out that I love it so much. SKUNK! I think it just reminds me of the weeds and Corona.
That is a fucking retarded thing to say. Her shirt is also hideous. And I'm a huge fan! Fuck.
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Ahahaha SCAT ot is it SATC!?
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Whatever. It's better than horse manure.
I love smells in general. I like gasoline, and I love the smell of road-killed skunk* after it's had a day or two to mellow.
*Note, I don't like the idea of the skunk being run-over; I just like the skunk's smell, and that's usually the only way you experience it.
"Everyone likes their own brand," as Fat Bastard says.
I too love the smell of gasoline and MIMEOGRAPH machines. Yes, I am this old, and used to manually run one of those machines.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
I must say that the shirt she's wearing is so ugly on the cover, I thought for a second she had bloat or something, but it was the flesh colored part of the shirt. WTF?! Babies diapers smell heinous, obviously she is not horsey enough to notice! Horses have great noses for stink!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Obviously they haven't eaten strained asparagus yet.
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I also LOVE my baby's dirty diaps!
Once, my Mother in law was watching my daughter and when she came she smelled like baked goods. I thought for sure my MIL was baking a cake while watching her...I was SHOCKED to realize it was her poopy diaper! So, I can totally relate.
Yeah she loves the smell because they are not old enough to drink milk yet that's when it gets smelly and Balmex has no odor ...lmao..please like she actually touches the diapers who are you trying to fool
Yo, SJP, you should totally feed your kids raisins when they are old enough to not choke on them. Because they come out looking like grapes! I just thought you might get a kick out of that, if you like the smell of poo.
BARF!
I love the smell of a dirty diaper. In a "train wreck" smell sort of way. The kind of smell that you keep sniffing and have no clue why because it's disgusting. The kind of smell that is so unique and foul you have no choice but to scream "JOHN! COME HERE! YOU GOTTA SMELL THIS!!". The kind of smell that you keep sniffing just to make sure that smell actually came out of your kid's ass. I love the way it makes everyone gag. Dirty diapers are awesome but a bakery they aint.
This reminds of that "chewable diapers" commercial on SNL:
http://recycleyourday.com/sunday-laughs-snl-poof-chewable-diapers/
And I like the smell of little babies, but not their diapers. Nast.
And since everyone is sharing their favorite smells, mine are sandalwood & lavender. I love the Armoatherapy "Sandalwood Rose" & "Lavender" scent lines Bath & Body works used to have. Naturally, they have now discontinued both of them. Fuckers.
Wow. She probably loves it when Matthew shits himself too.
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And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Ugh, that orange danish I just ate isn't sitting so well now. Baby butt pies used in the same sentence as baked goods...WRONG!
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
I love the smell of gasoline, too!
that outfit is dreadful.
did I just use the word "dreadful"?
uw. I must be getting old.Or gay.either one.
LoL
Like she ever changes a diaper. Please.
Breastfed babies' poop smells like plain yogurt. I don't LIKE the smell of it, but it's not offensive.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:52am.
M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:47am.
Bradi - wanna come bbsit for me???? They are potty trained!
- hahahahahaa, I forgot to mention they must also be Martini makin' trained.
Still want me to bbsit?
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LMAO! They have little fingers, so don't when they're training it's One Hand High, not three fingers full.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:50am.
LOL, I'm not. I really do. LOL
her hands look a baby's bottom. what happened to all the veins? her and madonna have serious old lady hands.
M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:47am.
Bradi - wanna come bbsit for me???? They are potty trained!
- hahahahahaa, I forgot to mention they must also be Martini makin' trained.
Still want me to bbsit?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:50am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:47am.
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Ahahahahaha! You summed that shit up perfectly!! Naw, I'm not there. But I visit. Will hollah atcha' next trip tho :)
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Geaux Saints!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:25am.
My favorite smell is gasoline. LOL
LOL, not sure if you are being sarcastic but I do have a friend whose favorite smell is gasoline.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:47am.
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Ahahahahaha! You summed that shit up perfectly!! Naw, I'm not there. But I visit. Will hollah atcha' next trip tho :)
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:42am.
Bradi - there is nothing pleasant about baby poop, at all, at any age, no matter what they are drinking or eating.
NOT PLEASANT!
Well, now that we are into the subject.. I gotta say that the pee of a breastfeed baby does has a sweet smell.
This doesn't impress me. Baby poopoo is just metabolized milk. It doesn't smell that bad. Now if she were to claim that she likes the way her grandpappy's poop smells then I'd take notice.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:32am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:27am.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:25am.
My favorite smell is gasoline. LOL
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@ SuckandFuck - I'M LIVIN' THE DREAM, MAN! HERE IN NOLA IT'S ALWAYS HOT SWEATY HUMID AND SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES AND VOMIT.
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Don't forget the dumpsters full of kitchen waste from the restaurants that bake in the sun and sits there for 5 days. That's the smell that had me constantly walking around pinching my nose. Errrg.
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NITWITTY!!! Are you still in NOLA?? I'm ONE DAMN BLOCK from the Mississippi. I can see ships and stuff "float by" - I can't see the water because of the levee, but I can see the ships. When I moved here I didn't know I was gonna get a HOUSEFUL of Mississippi River stank every morning. My olfactory sense is permanently damaged because I have adjusted to the bad smells. That's why Yvonne LaFleur works so well here - it's a heavy floral that mixes well with food and cigarette smells.
Bradi - wanna come bbsit for me???? They are potty trained!
Manimal don't you dare get me thinking about Crumbs, it's across the fucking street?
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:37am.
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Thanks Ma,but no luck.The trailer to that movie makes me cry.Sometimes we all need a good cry.And a whiff of poo.
DD - yes, the baby magic one smells good too.
I miss using that stuff on the kids. They're older now and want to use all the crazy smelling stuff like Elephant berry or Cocomonkey, or whatever the hell the 2 in 1 for kids are called now.
M.E. on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:42am
Hence why my free babysitting, on the RAREST of occasions, is always post diaper duty stages and they must be potty trained.
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"NASTY SCAT HO"
That made me laugh so hard! MK, you really know how to get to me.
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Crumbs bakery doesn't smell anything like diapers.
*scratches dried up ovaries*
*smokes a fatty*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 11:27am.
IT'S ALWAYS HOT SWEATY HUMID AND SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES AND VOMIT.
That's the way Uncle Touchy's Naked Fun Dungeon used to smell! ****************************************************************************************** I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
Hunter S. Thompson
I love the smell of glue
ahahahahaha
Coma Caca!!
Yeah her name was Allison. She was a rare breed. If you're gonna spend that much $$ on something to get you high... go for the good shit.
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