Friday, November 6th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Steve Oedekerk - The writer, producer and star of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Like most things, Kung Pow is only entertaining if you're under the influence of something that makes your brain cells shake (i.e. the good shit, the sweet nectar, any Hostess product and/or serious dick). But with a bear's ass bush on his head, Steve as The Chosen One is truly a piece you would only hit if there was a full moon (that's a compliment). And he uses stuffed animals as weapons. How is Brit Brit not permanently suction cupped to this bitch?!
If you've never seen it, the trailer is below (snort a drop of freon before you watch):
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I love this movie!
ah memories of good times. substances of questionable legality, and movies.
good call i live steve oedekirk
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
He was the guy who kicked Joeys ass on the Full House Star Search episode. He got 4 stars!
My aunt used to LOVE this movie. She would sit there laughing at it and I'd just be giving her what the fuck? face.
And yes she was perma-high so that probably explains it.
HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
*crawls back into corner*
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
steve oedekerk is a good guy. family man and works tirelessly for a little charity called "acres of love," which, to date, has provided homes for more than 750 children in south africa who were orphaned or abandoned as a result of, or infected by, HIV/AIDS. what's more, he's very modest about it, doesn't call the paps or hog the spotlight: he just quietly sets about making the world a better place. he has helped to save the lives of every one of those children, who otherwise would have, at best, been swept into some horrid institution, or taken up by gangs and prostituted, or, more than likely, simply would have died. hot slut, indeed. :)
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but, then again, what do i know?
Gotta admit, I feel a little jipped today.
I watched this while not under the infulence and laughed.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
something that makes your brain cells shake (i.e. the good shit, the sweet nectar, any Hostess product and/or serious dick).
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I haven't seen this flick in a long time, but I remember enjoying it while NOT under the influence of the Jesus juice.
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OMG the Thumb Wars movie guy. If you have not seen, truly hilarious. But may need to be under the influence for that one too. Check for clips on youtube. My brother quotes it incessantly.
This is a good flick to watch on Thanksgiving.
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OMG! i was trying to remember the name of this stupid movie for the longest time!
this movie is sooooooo dumb but i did enjoy watching it ! lol i might netflix it for my bf.. he's never seen it!
You know how some things are so terrible, it makes them so awesome? This is just terrible. and stupid.
Dude looks like Matt Lauer....Thought it was a leftover halloween photo....
That movie is completely ridiculous. I refused to see something so dumb...until one day, my cousins made me...and it was hilarious. Hilariously dumb, but hilarious.
I proudly own this movie. :) Give us a sequel Steve!
My favourite line:
"You go this way...I'm going home!" Lolz
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I love that movie
"call me Bet-ty"
I like the girl when half of what she says is just noises like "mew mew mew"
Shirt rippa!!!
That's a lotta nuts!!!
Great movie, looking forward to the sequel.
Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny!
Beware his song about big butts. HE BEATS YOU UP WHILE HE PLAYS IT...
he looks like a hot piece here with a nice fit body but what magical difference a possum wig can do,take it off and he's my Grandpa:
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/911/911188/steve-oedekerk_p...
http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/s/steve-oedekerk-writing-stretch-armstro...
mike,
Really??? Not even movies like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", "Hero", and "House of Flying Daggers"?? Some of the most visually beautiful movies ever made.
And "Kung Fu Hustle" is one of the best movies ever too. In the top ten for me. Hilarious, clever, and beautifully shot.
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it seems all Dlisters have the same level of class.oh don't get me wrong me love this movie too y'all.
i LOVED this pieces of shit movie!! remember the bitch with the single titty?
That's a lot of Nuts!
According to IMDB the sequel is on the way...
Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury. It's due out in 2010.
I've never done any drugs but I thoroughly LOVE this film as does the rest of my family! It's a classic! Any time I see Steve's name in the credits for something he's done I get all excited! :) Yes, even "Back at the Barnyard".
...For me, this ranks as one of my favorite movies....next to Gone With The Wind....
.....now pass the freon bong....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
From now on, you shall call me Betty.
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Saw this years ago for the first time, and no one knew what I was talking about. Now it's becoming mainstream...good! It's hilarious.
I've never gotten the appeal of martial arts movies.
Classic theatrical gold baby! I definitely smoked a fatty when I watched this gem.
One of my family's favorite movies of all time. We watch it at least a couple times a month. We have been waiting forever for a sequel.WE LOVE YOU STEVE!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I wonder how many stuffed animals had to die to make his wig.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 8:25am.
It's a classic!
Mornin S&F!
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Good morning!!
On topic: WEEE OOO WEEEEEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOO
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
This must have been Kate's possum head's first role...before it went blonde and "glamorous." And turned into a typical Hollywood bitch.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Sweet wig. Better than a Zoliack.
Have you ever seen him before?
Uh-uh. Well, twice.
seriously, this is my boyfriend's favourite movie
his voicemail is master betty
i'm glad i am not the only other person to have seen this, more than once
I ran across this movie one Saturday afternoon on television. I was like WTF, but I couldn't stop watching it. He looks like Kevin Nealon.
It's a classic!
Mornin S&F!
Kung Pow makes me think: George likes his chicken spicy. ; )
I remember this.
But I don't remember why I do.
At first I thought it was Rod Blagojevich! This was released in 2002 and I hear a sequel is in the works.....
Whatever. First time I saw Kung Pow was when I was NOT stoned and it was still hysterical.
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.