St. Angie + Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp is currently in talks to star opposite St. Angie in The Tourist. Variety (via Coming Soon) is saying that Sam Worthington was supposed to pucker up to Angie Jo on screen, but he has dropped out over "creative differences." Basically, Sam couldn't come up with a creative way to make his ass more famous, so the producers decided to go with Depp instead.
In the movie, Johnny will play an American tourist "drawn into a web of intrigue by a female Interpol agent (Jolie) who is attempting to locate a criminal who was once her lover."
The Tourist has already seen a shit load of changes. Tommy Girl was originally attached to the title role for a while. When he bounced, Charlize Theron came in. When Charlize quit that bitch, St. Angie jumped on. Alfonso Cuaron is also in talks to take over directing duties from Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck. CONFUSING.
While I'm sure many bitches must be cooking massive amounts of panty pudding over this union, I bet you Vanessa Paradis is not one of those hos.
St. Angie's vagina must be itching to strike again and Johnny Depp is THAT BITCH. If I was Vanessa, I'd shove Johnny's peen in my gap and keep it there for the entire length of the shoot. Let the writers figure out a way to explain that shit, because I would not let that wang out of my sight.
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Watch Johnny in love scenes. His mouth goes up on the left in a sort of twist with ALL of them, like his body language is saying no I don't really love you, want you, whatever you, and that I am saying I do is really crooked. Only Vanessa knows if his mouth twists when he makes love to her and even if it does, he's the world's best actor isn't he?
I agree, these 2 are probably fucking as I type.
Vanessa's in a ball, Nancy Kerrigan style, wailing "Pourquoi?! Pourquoi?!"
Brad's probably relieved to have a legitimate excuse to get away from that knife-throwing bitch. Angie better watch out, because I just watched Sweeeny Todd, and Johnny ain't no punk with a blade either! Woo! If those 2 got down it might end up like the knife fight in the book Needful Things!
edited to add: Angie has a track record with unavailable men, we all know that, but let's be for real hos, are you telling me, and I don't give a fuck if you're married or not, that you would work with him for months, day and night, paid millions to probably kiss and dry hump him and errthing... and NOT throw him any base as soon as you got his ass alone? You LYIN BITCHES! I say FUCK HIM ANGIE!! FUCK HIM ONCE FOR ME!!!!
I GUARANTY GUARANTY!!!! that these 2 will be sleeping together and marriages will be shattered. There is zero chance that this hook up will not happen.
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
I would actually go see these two together. I am surprised they have not done a movie together before. I can't see Johnny touching Angie though. He strikes me as a bit too real for her.
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You KNOW Angelina is going to try to hit that.
And I, too, have a gap in my two front teeth so I feel a certain 'solidarity' with my dear Vanessa Paradis. If Angelina tries to steal Johnny, I will rally my fellow gap-toothed hoes from around the world and mount an offensive on St. Angie.
Nooooooooo, this must be a joke. My Johnny Depp, one of the best looking and most talented and interesting people on the planet to be in a movie with that dirty whore aka Trout Lips. Hell no!
I can already hear loons crying that he chose this movie because he wanted to be in it with the most talented actress in the world.
Bad bad joke and so not funny....
I don't understand why it matters if she is "part french" (which i understand she isn't, if you ask the people of france if having a parent from canada counts, they'd laugh at you) but its not like he has some weird thing only for french girls. I mean, he's with a french girl now, but look at his past, he just dates beautiful girls.
Also, since when are johnny and brad friends? just because they did one episode of a show together in the 80's doesn't exactly make them bffs.
Either way, i hope he doesn't do some stupid spy movie where she pouts and has long hair in a ponytail with tight black outfits on while shooting a gun, and they have weird (awkward) sex scenes (seriously, as hot as he is, he makes weird sex faces in movies...watch from hell)
Oh Johnny don't! If you end up fucking her I'll never forgive you.
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Just say NO to the ho Johnny!
david Letterman... on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 8:30am.
Would I fuck her? Sure! Could I tolerate her talking to me? No!
Duct tape and bailing wire are key imo. ☺
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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09
@putas: Aw - that was making me laugh!
and I agree - Johnny Depp is, quite likely, the ONLY safe choice here.
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@ Hekki- I was not aiming my post at you, I just skimmed the comments and it seemed 80% of them were saying 'this photo isn't real!' bla bla' Oy vey.
TO ALL THE PEOPLE COMPLAINING IT'S A PHOTOSHOP JOB: DUH. We GET IT. Christ, it's so obvious does it really need to be said every other post?
Depp is so far above Angelina he'd never hook up with her. And her mom was French Canadian not real French. Depp's wife has nothing to worry about. You tube a video of Vanessa Paradis talking about Depp and it's ridiculous how in love those two are. No way in hell he'd leave her. Angelina would love to rise to the challenge but I think he'd feel pity for that sort of behavior.
Is this thing Photoshopped? I can't stop laughing out loud at Johnny Depp's head.
Vanessa doesn't have to worry about Johnny stepping out on her with Skeletina. He's too smart. (I think.)
Wow. That would be kind of a fuck you to Winona Ryder if they did end up hooking up, and isn't there still some bad blood between the two? Angie strikes me as the type of woman who goes after men mainly to piss off another woman.
sorry, i have pms today.
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yeah, and about that dress?
are strippers sexy?
they are sexy to desparate, lonely men.
so why do the actresses think that the closest they can get to stripping without going over, is the way to look?
put your fucking crotch away, you dirty bitch.
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i dont believe he will come on board. its a shit movie - people dont drop out of great movies like flies.
he has shitloads of money and all the critical acclaim an actor could want.
i see no reason to tarnish himself working with her. honestly, she is one shit actress.
and what last movie of hers was a hit? none.
lara croft, maybe.
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That movie sounds like a real stinker...Angelina must love spy movies even more than that black potato sack of a dress she's always rocking.
Let's all hope Johnny has more taste and class than to be lured in by her razor-toothed vagina.
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
I hope he thinks this through. One of his movies I won't pay to see.
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Looks a bit like a "cut" and "paste" job...johnny's head just glued into the photo!!
With all those changes is that a sign that this movie is crap?
They make a cute couple.
I would like to think Johnny has more class, not to mention the intestinal fortitude to resist Angie's hypnotic vagina.
I couldn't resist Johnny, though...rowr.
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Nah. Won't happen. I'm pretty sure there's a god.
lol! this post was hilarious. but, i think they both love their own partner's!
Would I fuck her? Sure! Could I tolerate her talking to me? No!
Johnny Depp doesn't strike as being a pussy like Brad Pitt is. No, nothing will happen.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
NNOOOO! Oh dear god. This is an accident waiting to happen. Once Angie’s Penis Fly Trap gets scent of an even more famous man, plus considerably better looking than Billy Goat Bradders and with two bonus kids into the bargain it will be baying for fresh meat. Plus Miss Paradis is relatively unknown; no nation’s sweetheart to have to discredit and as a total vote catcher his children are really half French. Not ‘French’ Canadian like her mum, who was born in the US from Canadian parents and- please take note loons- was not only about as French as my arse but changed her name from Marcia Lynn to Macheline. So I reckon Ange thinks she is on to a winner here. However, I trust Mr Depp to be an honourable man and not sink into the swamp of lies, affectation, grandiosity and pure delusion that she wallows in and keep well back, protected by anti bacterial gel and gloves.
Oh and Ange- a spy? Really stretching yourself this time aren’t you. I thought when you said umpteen times that you were taking to break from acting to mother the latest acquisition that you meant you weren’t making films. But of course I was wrong; you still make films but have just given up all hope of acting.
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Angie's dress SO looks like it was unraveled from a L'eggs egg.
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Submitted by Babalon on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 5:10am.
"Yay! I've been waiting for this moment for YEARS ... can't wait to watch the fireworks! Face it, Angie is part French"
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Part French?? If only Angelina's fans weren't that stupid!! Her mother was french-canadian... NOT French... get it?
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Yay! I've been waiting for this moment for YEARS ... can't wait to watch the fireworks! Face it, Angie is part French, and a goddess -- she and Depp would make a fabulous couple. Brad is so over. ~B~
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc
Looks like a Photoshop job. Meh.
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Do people still consider her to be attractive?
I hope for Vanessa Paradis that Jolie doesn't sink her teeth into this one. I don't find Johny all that attractive, but he is a phenomenal actor and compared to wannabe bad boy Pitt his personality is way edgier and darker.
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 9:34pm.
And fuck Chrsitian Audiger or whoever the Ed Hardy fucks are spamming this site!
NO ONE WANTS YOUR SHIT, AND IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU PUSH THE JUNK BUT YOU PUSH SHIT THAT ISN'T EVEN THE REAL STUFF!
Oh it isn't Ed Hardy junk ,but it is all fake shit anyway! Spammer assholes!
I WISH MK WOULD GET ON THOSE ASSHOLES QUICKER. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEIR SHIT JUNK, I AGREE.
@ Whatever - agreed 100%.
I think Johnny Depp is too smart to hit the sheets with that attention seeking whore.
oh Johnny... that Vanessa bitch can handle Angie so i doubt any funny business will go down.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:44am.
hahaha. May-bee. He seems a lot more real and well grounded than she is, but you never know. (You're up awfully late...)
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:36am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:31am.
"We're passionate parce-que we're both Furench!"
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*DING, DING, DING*...We have a winner! Cut to Vanessa's 'what am I, chopped foie gras?' face....
:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
did a lot of people leave? wtf? where's my girl chiro, did i miss something? i dun subscribe to any of this drama. seems like the posts are down :(
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:31am.
"We're passionate parce-que we're both Furench!"
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:26am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:22am.
So if Angie wrecks another home, how will the 'happy couple' float this one.
"Not legally married"!
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Nope, already used that one with Laura Dern and BillyGoatBob Thornton...She's going to have to come up with something new...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hahahaha I love this! I would lose major respect and love for johnny if he fell for her trap, but the stories about this homewrecking skeleton would be epic. Woot!_____________________________________________
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 12:22am.
So if Angie wrecks another home, how will the 'happy couple' float this one.
"Not legally married"!
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