Thursday, November 5th 2009

One Step Closer.....

Amy Wino got shot up in London tonight, but not with the stuff the kind of stuff that makes you run through the streets nekkid screaming "Blaaaaaaake." No, Wino decided to get injected with a legal substance this time around. Wino now has a luscious pair of swollen labia lips on her mouth to go with her new DDD crack rocks.

Wino's transformation into one of England's most pristine and fresh spring flowers is almost complete. Once she trades in her ballet slippers in for a pair of exquisite lucite heels, and her crackhive in for a free clinic punch card, she'll be ready to become Chapter President of the Empress of Lucite club. Yes, Wino is on her way. Our little Crackie is growing up. I am so proud.

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NicoletteAudrey's picture

The transformation can never be complete until she waxes that extra long fuzz off the sides of her face. God that sounded mean. And I actually do like her. But seriously, how can you look into a mirror and not see it? Or is it like the teeth thing and the Brits turn the other cheek like it isn't a problem?

She still has those “nasty scrawny hips bent at a weird angle” thing going on though.

Her freckles look fake. I disagree with the shaving the face, if she did that she would get stubble. That is probably invisible vellus hair, that we can only see because of these high tech cameras.

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I don't find her facial hair at all offensive. Get over it people.
It's sad that she's now resorting to plastic surgery to make herself feel better.

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Submitted by Bunny Star on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 9:45am.

Are these CHOLA freckles I'm witnessing here?

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Are these CHOLA freckles I'm witnessing here?

Dare I say she actually looks quite nice in the second thumbnail. She needs a fucking razor though. Shave your face!!!!

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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 8:34am.

Those don't look like labia lips, looks like an anus.
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Why is she concentrating on the lips when it's the honker that needs the attention??

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Those don't look like labia lips, looks like an anus.

exes's picture

She looks great, I love Amy. look at her arms, she is just hairier than blond northern european type women, get over it!

Definitely go lip injections, I am ok with it if she stops there, they rarely do though.

As long as the bitch keeps singing, I am ok with everything!

PeachPie's picture

I dunno... shoot me for saying so, but this is the best she's looked in forever.

TheBreakdown's picture

WINO needs to gaın about fıfteen pounds at LEAST before she starts plumpıng up more parts of her anatomy.

Otherwıse, thıs skınny bıtch ıs gonna keel over from beıng ımbalanced.

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anon's picture

also, her breasts look bruised on the top? she looks horrid. she has so much money, she could easily afford to go off on a spiritual retreat somewhere and RETREAT from this crazy world of hers, get her mind together and come back whole, instead she opts for plastic parts...and still she wanders around with her crappy ballet shoes on and fake freckles...her pucker waxes Fran Drescher farts out Lisa Rinna's lips love-child-... tis all kinds of fucked up.

anon's picture

the excessive hair on her face also could be symptomatic of anorexia...she is too thin, her body is trying to stay warm because she is starving...

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Jolene, jolene jolene JOOOLLLEEENNNEEE

Jolene cream bleach cost 4.99.
Fake tits cost 3/4000
Restalyneneio lip cost i dunno 400?
er fake freckles cost 1.99 in pencil format

this sum makes no sense.

couldnt one offset the amount spent on all the tits and lips for some fucking laser hair removal?

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

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Maybe it's the fat catnip blunt I just smoked and all that cheap white wine I done guzzled, but if I squint my tiger eyes just right...Wino lookin' kinda hwat...I mean, I'm still not stoned enough to get them Lil' Rascals Alfalfa fake 'maybe it's Maybelline' nose freckles, but hell, I can only afford so much stonededness....I ain't on no Wino budget....

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

Chilindra Amy haha! LOVE!!!

sharoninshape's picture

Amy look refresh and clean for once. Take note Britney. Amy is actually talented, hope she get it togother.

Green Is Good's picture

*Yikes!* seems to be the appropriate response. Lips and the surrounding area puffed up like a hemorrhoid and the idiotic painted on freckles. Scary beyond all reason.

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Maybe they're not fake freckles. She snorts heroin...maybe it's seeping out of her pores. (ICK)

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ughh, freckles.

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The freckles bother me way more than the lips...

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the freckles are a bit insane..... so yeah, it works for her!

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i can't get past the fake freckles - that is just beyond lame

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she needs to cover that shit on her nose up with a nice base coat.

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Attention whore much?

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I-is that hair on the side of her cheek? Or cottage cheese?

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FUCKIN' FAKE FRECKLES..that shit is not cute, Wino.

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I find her quite sexy in an ugly sort of way if that makes sense, she reminds me of characters from John Water movies.

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 6:52pm.

Somebody mentioned this one other time, but Amy's slowing morphing into R. Crumb's Devilgirl.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 6:35pm.

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How does her being Jewish mean mentioning her facial hair is a slur? I have PCOS and have to keep on top of it daily but am blonde so it's not that blatant anyway. Hers is a health problem, much like mine, where's the badness in pointing it out?

As for the teeth, I don't quite follow. We Brits aren't as obsessed with the super dooper straight look, so what?

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Somebody mentioned this one other time, but Amy's slowing morphing into R. Crumb's Devilgirl.

Manimal5's picture

All women have facial hair, but the extent and the cause for the extent vary. A teenage girl will have a very fine line of facial hair, but this tends to increase as the girl reaches her puberty and later during menopause.

1. Heredity; genetics dictates the amounts and thickness. (If your mother or grandmother had it, there are likely chances of you having it too).

2. Hormonal imbalance; an imbalance in estrogen (female hormone) and androgen (male hormone). When the later tend to increase, facial hair also tends to increase.

3. PCOS (poly cystic ovarian syndrome); one of the symptom of PCOS is growth of facial hair especially on chin and upper lips.

4.Certain medications with the hormone testosterone.

5.Hormonal changes taking place after menopause is also a cause for facial hair.

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LASER THAT BUSH ON YOUR FACE WINO!
srsly with her money ...fame...noone can pay for sideburn/peach fuzz lasering???

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yep, those freckles look fake...like they were painted on...makes her look like Chilindrina...and she needs to address her facial hair situation pronto as part of her clean-up operation. She has so much facial hair that bleaching does not cut it anymore...it's time for waxing or laser...Oh and fix those teefs while at it...they are disgusting.

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i'm disappointed wino is sharing her freckles but keeping her tittays covered..
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stake_spike's picture

I really don't get what everyone's problem is. People are always complaining about the stress soceity puts on women to look like perfect Barbie dolls and then you take Wino who is not bad looking (especially now that's cleaning herself up) and you got people saying she looks like shit because of her teeth or she's got sideburns. She's fucking Jewish (so calling her an ape is a slur) and she comes from a dark haired family. And she's had those teeth ever since she popped onto the scene years ago (I like them, they go with her). Besides Brits find the whole chiclet teeth look ridiculous.

She has botox eyebrow as well. BOTOX EYEBROW PEOPLE!

Forget her lips, what the hell is she doing with the fake freckles on her NOSE?

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Somebody needs to grab her by the cheek-fur and smack the shit out of her.

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Submitted by BorgQueen on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 5:55pm.
She was such a beautiful girl pre-drugs. All she needs is too gain some weight and leave blake & the drugs alone.

Stick to pot. That will make her eat.

Remember the cracked out video with her and Peter Doherty with a bunch of kittens. Definitely her lowest point out of so many.

I think those were baby mice. Peter still has that video up on his YouTube account. also, I don't believe she got lip injections. she's always had those big lips. they don't look any bigger.

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WTF is up with the fake freckles?
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Submitted by muffintops on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 5:55pm.
she has hair on her jaw and needs to get it waxed. simple as that. she prob did before and now she doesnt - which is why it looks so thick and apelike. sad she can spend thousands on some boobies and makeup, but not on simple waxing. freckles wouldnt be so retarded if she did them in a brown/pink pencil.
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I don't get why anyone would pencil on freckles. I've been trying to get rid of mine most of my life.

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She's got some bad skin.

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What a waste of time she has turned out to be. She can SANG her ass off, but she'd rather spend her time fucking up her face and smoking rock.
I really don't understand women with eating disorders who go out and get the biggest cantaloupe hooters they can afford. I know someone like that, she's always crabbing about how fat she is, and I just want to yell, "Bitch, take the fucking bowling balls out of your chest!".
Anyway, I really hope Amy got a refund on those blowed-up lips, because she got ripped off.

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Fuck botox, how about a shave bitch!