Afternoon Crumbs
Suri Cruise is still on the bottle. Maybe she's waiting until she's old enough to trade in her baby bottle for a vodka bottle? She's smart like that. - Popsugar
St. Angie and Bradette Jr. went to The Gap - Just Jared
Jesus is trying to take the wheel - Towleroad
Emma Thompson is trying to erase her name from that petition - Lainey Gossip
Hayden Panatroll is a refined lady in Elle - Hollywood Tuna
Sophie Monk's face is as shiny as that trophy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox has outtakes - Egotastic!
The Gutte, The Stache, and The Danson will be together again - ICYDK
Mini-Me doesn't have a mini-sized temper - Hollywood Rag
No Doubt is touchy - Socialite Life
Kristen Stewart has my kind of vocabulary - Celebitchy
David Walliams' old piece obviously had a craving for a dried orange peel - Holy Moly!
Another game of "Guess the Celebrity Tattoo" - Cityrag
Pack up the dildos, Gayle, because Oprah is going to cable - I'm Not Obsessed
Nicolas Cage is losing money faster than he's losing his hair - Popeater
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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 6:55pm.
Who knew that I had more money and better decorating taste than Nic Cage?!
Dear God, a fool and his money are soon parted. Still, the child bride has her 'hostess' career to fall back on.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
omg, how do you spell quarters? that word just doesn't look right, i could google but i'm astounded right now.
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Reatardo Scientologists believe that kids are wise enough to make their own choices. So they let htem eat, potty tran, and go to school when they want. Lazy people love that shit. Remember that chick form King of Queens and her fat kid who was on the bottle at like 4? Shiloh is ugly and that missing tooth is suspect.
Can you imagine how horrible Suri will be in a few years? She's a brat who doesn't behave NOW, but she'll be horrendous when she's big enough to start hitting people.
Suri rules that house.
Shiloh is getting uglier by the minute.
Kristen Stewart is a HORRIBLE actress.
"Suri Cruise is still on the bottle"......
Well, that is just fucking disgusting.
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Kristin Stewart is the blandest actress of her generation, and when she isn't being bland, she's being a spoiled brat. Celebitchy may call her ballsy, but merely not showing your tits does not magically turn an entitled brat into a ballsy cool tomboy.
She decided to be in a movie where the main publicity would be "OMG they're totally hooking up JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE!", and now she's whining about all the rumors. Just shut up and say "no comment." Eff off, you little brat.
Oh and I totally don't believe she's dating Unicorn Hair. Not only do I get a lesbian vibe from her, but the whole "oooo they're in LUV!" overhyping is too perfectly aligned with the movie shoots and releases.
"Three Men and a Bride?" More like "Three Men and no original ideas."
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"Come Caca" is on that list?
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I know a girl who was on the breast until she was six and then on the bottle until she was 12. She grew up to be just fine. Suri might not grow up to be fine but it won't be the fault of a baby bottle!!
I know some people love Kristen Stewart because they think she's ballsy and edgy and independent. I find her bratty, classless, and annoying. If you don't want to talk about something just say "No Comment" and shut the fuck up.
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This reminds me of some friends of the family who years ago breast-fed their youngest until he was three years old. I found that creepy until I learned that there are moms out there who do it until the kid is SIX or so.
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Who knew that I had more money and better decorating taste than Nic Cage?!
...a brand new dance called the Pee Wee Herman
Suri moves that bottle telepathically into her hands. She is like Tabitha from Bewitched, just a scary version. Katie must sleep every night with one eye open.
GOOD ON YOU, EMMA!!!
The Daily Beast had a great article today about Nic Cage's financial excesses. I weep no tears for him.
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"I haz not seen the dog. Dryerz been makin' barkin' sounds forever."
Suri is still on the bottle because she wants to be. Suri gets whatever she wants. She's also not wearing a coat because she doesn't like coats. Suri rules.
About Angie -- in a year or two Shiloh will have bigger arms than her mother.
They say that if you're on the bottle too long your mouth muscles don't develop properly. I was on the bottle a long time and after I already knew how to drink from a cup, but I just liked it so much. I would only drink milk or water from it though, certainly not lemonade or anything. My teeth and mouth are just fine to this day.
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Does Angelina wear anything but black? And she looks like a fucking stick. Nothing sexy about her anymore.
I bet Suri still wears diapers as well.
Boo-fucking-hoo, Nic Cage. I am thoroughly amazed when idiots like that cry about being broke...hello??? How many fucking houses do you need? If you travel to those places frequently, just buy a nice flat...not a fucking castle. Jesus H. Christ on a cracker!
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
The other kids are going to make fun of Suri at Junior Prom if she's not weaned by then.
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My son went straight from the boob to the cup. I don't get how this toddler's still drinking from a bottle.
"This actor has strange taste in home décor. While all the houses in his neighborhood were painted in pretty pale pastel colors, he painted his house a dark, scary color. He received so much flack from neighbors that he repainted it in pastels less than a year later. Inside the house isn’t much better. He has sort of a comic book theme going on in several rooms of the house, complete with pictures of Superman, Batman and The Green Hornet. He’s been married more than once, probably because there aren’t many adult women who would enjoy having their home look like it was decorated by a 12-year-old boy. (Blind Gossip)"
NICK CAGE!
Ok, Nick having a pink house answers the "blind item" from last week.
BRB.
Any normal child has the capability to move on from bottle to cup at less than a year old. It's fucked up for Suri to be drinking a fucking bottle at her age, but she's not my kid so I don't give much of a fuck. Weak parenting.
And fuck all of those dickheads who signed a petition defending the pedophile and predator who drugged and assraped a 13 year old girl who was working for him as a model. Any and all assholes who are okay with what that bastard did are no better than he is, and I would love to wipe my ass with their faces to show them my disapproval. Fuck all of those pretentious shitbags.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Didn't Nick learn anything from "Matchstick Men"?
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WTF? Suri is learning to sux like her supposedly "father".
Yea I went there. So what.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Katie and Tom need to realize that they are no longer fooling the public about Suri's age. We know the little shit is older than you claim, now die!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Suri is still on the bottle and Angie is wearing black - what a surprise.
Poor Steve Guttenberg. He's pawing to do another Police Academy and Coocoon in addition to another Three Men & Baby nonsense. Isn't there a dinner theatre or Las Vegas show than can hire him instead?
Suri is way too old to still be using a bottle. Makes me wonder about her parent's judgement, but then again, look who they are.
This is absurd. Take that damn bottle out of that kid's mouth. She's NOT an infant.
The problem is that Suri doesn't seem to have any peers. If she did, she would realize that kids her age don't use a baby bottle.
M.E.,
Tom is the breast feeder in the family.
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I bet if she could she'd still be letting Suri suck on her tit.
yay for emma thompson!
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WWWHHHHYYYYY?? I'm beginning to question Katie. Is this her doing? Is she in denial that the child is no longer an infant? I don't get it!
fat oprah moving to cable seems like a mi$take. is she trying to make another "lifetime" channel?
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Oprah moving to cable. No big surprise. And no one cares. But I am surprised she is not going to say HBO. Her and Gayle could curse and yell on HBO. Would be way more interesting.
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JESUS CHRIST! Take that bottle out of that soon to be 4 year olds mouth!
Jesus christ...take the fucking bottle away from the toddler! I can understand that she needs to be pacified because of who her parents are but what the fuck....
"Fuck me running..."
Nicolas Cage's mansion is pink?
hate the color but WOW what a STATE
This Ho-lie action hero shit needs to stop. Its like watching Christian Bale from the Machinist trying to save the world.
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Maybe it's already got vodka in? Jesus wept, how ridiculous this charade really is.
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Dude, Suri is wayyy to old to be drinking from the bottle. Sippy cup, yes. Bottle, no.
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