Friday, November 6th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 5th!

McSteamy's OTHER sex tape isn't all that exciting either. - SavageLettuce

Runners-up:

Chug-a-lug at a Mormon tailgate party. - TexnDoc

He gargles with Blisterine. - NoAnjl

The punishment for if you talk back to an Abuelita Hot chocolate. - Lady Redbush

VIA Eat Liver

Posted by: Michael K


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Summermixx's picture

OH COME ON!!! THIS was the winner!! CLEARLY!!

Chug-a-lug at a Mormon tailgate party. - TexnDoc

Migraine Sally's picture

Great Job Everyone!!!

Lady RedBush's picture

Good job NoAnjl and SavageLettuce!! TexnDoc i peed my pants when i first read yours :]

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urmomma's picture

Way to go winners! Congrats!

kdracofan's picture

lol funny ones

Deb's picture

Congrats, you witty effers! NoAnjl! On an Amoroso roll lately!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

NoAnjl's picture

Way to go SavageLettuce!! Congrats!!

Congrats to TexnDoc and Lady Redbush, nice ones hoes! LOL

Thanks MK and all my lovebugs. I really liked my "Steep Throat" better, but I won't look a gift horse in the mouth. LOL
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angel_i's picture

Good JOB, winners! That was not easy but you handled it like pros on a pole! smooch!

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

Brilliant Savage lettuce!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Another CTC day where the entries were all different and all hilarious. Total wish-I'd-thought-of-it material. Great job!

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NitWitty's picture

Congrats SavageLettuce! Wtg, TexnDoc, N♥Anjl and Lady Redbush! Great Captions!
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snowpiece's picture

Congrats SavageLettuce! that was my fave!
Congrats to my love NoAnjl♥, on her 50 thousandth win!
and cograts TD and Lady Redbush
those were all real funneh too!

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OurMissC's picture

NoAnjl, I knew that was a winner as soon as I read it! Congrats to all, good job!

"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."

freebird's picture

LOL TexnDoc & NoAnjl! Congrats SavageLettuce & Lady Redbush!

Sugaroo's picture

LMAO! NoAnjl! ♥

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H3000's picture

Don't ask where he's making the brownies...

H3000's picture

FellaTEAo.

Centaurious's picture

TEABAGGING in the sauna/steamroom may be hazardous to your health.

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

starfishing's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 8:04pm.

Damn MK! Let the bong-water tea cool down first!

lol

Teacups are for pussies.

Coming up right after this - a nursing home in Owatonna where 50 years after Jackass Steve-O still kicks ass. Back to you, Donna --

LuxLuv's picture

@David Letterman - glad you can laugh about that g/f thing. You know...this is gonna sound gross, but it was probably post-period funk. Happens to some chicks.

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Yeah, yeah I know.
Christmas is around the corner...mpla, mpla, mpla.
And if I catch you, this will be your picture drinking instant Christmas eggnog.

AXE's picture

Todd was so dumb that he never understood why people kept calling him a hot mess.

AXE's picture

When he heard that Abuelita had won Hot Slut of the Month, Pedro didn't even wait to find a mug to celebrate and just made it in his mouth.

Kalmafox's picture

After his friends convinced him to watch Vanilla Sky, James realized how much he really hates life and decided to end it all...Sadly, he failed and converted to Scientology and is now Tommy Girl's personal butt-boy.

AprilReign's picture

"Circus officials acknowledged recently that auditions to replace the fire-eater act has proven to be quite difficult"

That's nothing. Piece of cake.
I do the same thing down there with tampon and hot sperm.

Even after licking Britney's face 8 years ago, he can't seem to shake the taste of cheetoes wrapped in a ratty weave and dragged along a gas station's bathroom floor.

J2201987's picture

The French way of Tea Bagging.

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JolandaRules's picture

ADIDAS...All Day I Dream About Scolding hot tea

scoob's picture

Sure laugh now, just ask the last guy that went down on Paris and didn't disinfect afterward.

lady shark's picture

Something tells me that Fox attempt to jump ahead in the ratings with its new reality show 'Extreme Teabagging' will probably not be a hit.

Vporterhouse's picture

Chris Martin trying to get the fish taste out of his mouth.

JcMaya's picture

The Brit's are taking the "Got talent show" to the next level ... i would say emergency level

Eve55's picture

Doug Reinhardt's nightly ritual which also includes a special Valtrex soak.

F that McDonalds hot coffee crotch Biotch....I am rich!

linnyb's picture

This is standard procedure after sucking off the peen of a Gaycrest.
~Linnerz

NO NO, I said I want "Prince Hot Ginge's tea-bag".

"The Jonas Brother's version of how to safely tea bag their girlfriend and continue to use their promise rings"

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david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Standard practice of any dude who has gone down on Paris Hilton.

(or my ex gf)

He ought to pour boiling water in his EYES so he doesn't have to look at that hideous couch.

Mejinn's picture

Tommy Girl had different ideas when told he'd be participating in teabagging and water sports.

Lady RedBush's picture

The punishment for if you talk back to an Abuelita Hot chocolate.

Manimal5's picture

On Survivor Dlisted the winner of the boiling hot water down your throat challenge.

Lindsay really does have a FIRE CROTCH!