Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Looks Like A Furry No-No Hole
Sharon Osbourne became one of my personal heroes when she de-weaved that skank Megan Hauserman last year. And Sharon brought the cuntery yet again when she went on a rant about the most famous person in the world, Susan Boyle, to Opie & Anthony (clip above).
Sharon sounded like a Dlisted comment come to life when she said, "I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse. God bless her. It's like, 'You go girl'. She does look like a hairy arsehole. She is a lovely lady. You just want to say 'god bless' and here's a Gillette razor."
If SuBo really looked like a hairy asshole, Tommy Girl's tongue would be permanently attached to her cheek.
But seriously, Sharon is like that cunty old aunt who tells you that you've got pregnant calves and armpits that look like a Shar Pei's cooch. Sharon isn't coming a mean place. Okay, maybe she is, but you still laughed. So you're an accessory to her bitchiness.
And FYI, here's what Sharon looked like BPS (before plastic surgery):
Pebbles the cat just fell in love for the second time.
i just really like sharon i think she great but in that pic of her and ozzy she is a little bit of a chunky roo roo isn't she and ozzy is just a stright up fucking dork in it thats funny!
wow,nice!
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Come on Sharon. You are acting ridiculous. Shame on you. It is common knowledge that bullies seek power and control in order to build-up their own self-esteem. Even Elementary school kids know this. You will never win by attempting to make fun of someone at their expense. The world is very tired of bullies. Mean people are not in style. Grow up. Your jokes are not funny, but a reflection of your ignorance and hurtful ways in order to gain attention at the expense of others. Grow out of it. Get a hobby. You are an adult.
Sharon is rude.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 9:44pm.
I actually saw Kelly Osbourne on tv today, and she looked good!
Looks like she gave up face planting...for now anyway. ITA she does looks much healthier.
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Not saying I'd wreck that, but I could drink enough to leave a few dents.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 9:44pm.
I actually saw Kelly Osbourne on tv today, and she looked good!
Looks like she gave up face planting...for now anyway. ITA she does looks much healthier.
I actually saw Kelly Osbourne on tv today, and she looked good! I think I may have my contacts in backwards.
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Why does Ozzy look better on drugs? Did he need the drugs to stay with Sharon? I always feel sorry for Ozzy.
That Sharon Osbourne is one nasty woman!
The words "stones" and "glasshouses" spring to mind, check her out on RumerMills - not exactly a stunner herself!!!
http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/06/sharon-osbourne-susan-boyle-2/
Someone over at huffingtonpost must be on Sharon's payroll cause they posted what is probably the best picture ever of Sharon and the worst picture ever of Susan.
Sharon Osbourne=waste of space on the planet... or more like toxic waste with all that plastic and make-up.
Remember seeing her in Kerang magazine in the late 80's and was sceptical when years later she appeared to be fairly attractive. Figured she had had plastic surgery, but I gotta admit whoever did it, did a good job. But she's still a rude cuntus for saying that about Susie.
God bless you, Sharon, you are a talentless boor whose talk show failed due to your fawning tedium. It's ironic that you were the hostess of ROL Charm School and ended up smacking that smirking Megan upside the head. Great example from an ex-cow who will never be a beauty no matter how much money you put into surgery, God bless you!
i don't think susan boyle would give a shit what this snob thinks.
She's trying to cover up the fact that the two of them are sisters.
WTF with Ozzie in that pic?! They look like brother and sister!
Creepy.
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I'm very disappointed with Sharon Osbourne making cruel remarks about Susan Boyle.
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Holy crap Ozzie isn't as hideous as I thought. But Sharon sure is one ugly lady. So not cool to make fun of Susan after all she's special.
oh and a friend of mine dated that Opie guy many years ago. She dumped him. He didn't take it well. Smart girl, that friend of mine.
Hmmm... a vicious attack on a single person by a married person. Sounds like someone's having marital problems....kinda wishin you were free at the moment, eh Sharon? Like Susan.....
God Sharon it wasn't that funny
What a bitch. That is really cruel. Susan will be very hurt by that, and for what reason? She's already got stylists to help with this shit, she doesn't need her feelings hurt to boot. That was just low, Sharon.
Epic fail on the backhanded compliments! Jayzus! She's not even trying!!!!
Here, this is what they should sound like:
I know she can't help being ugly, but she could have stayed home.
or
That's a lovely dress, did you make it yourself?
and zoomay? fuck off with that signature, just fuck. right. off.
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I'm somehow less gobsmacked by seeing a fat Sharon than I am by seeing Ozzy in white pants, white socks, and a near-mullet.
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i can't forget the fact that sharon osbourne is absolutely talentless. she must be oh-so jealous of susan boyle, who at least is partially talented.
As much as she entertains me with her insight, this only puts her in the same level as Perez Hilton and Karl Lagerfeld, nothing but former fattie hypocrisy..
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is this bitch blind? Jack and Kelly look like two sloppy fucked assholes that haven't bathed in weeks.
Somebody should print that picture and stuff it in her face. She is such a nobody. Who the hell does she think she is. If she wants to see peaople who look like a slapped arse she needs to take a look at her fucked up kids and braindead husband.
Well Sharon, you superficial bitch, Subo is heading down that same plastic path you've been on for years now. Just give her 20 more surgeries to catch up with you and then you'll be jealous of her.
No wonder her children are fukked-up.
Years ago, long before the family did the reality show, I used to see Sharon and Ozzy on occasion where I worked.
I remember thinking she must be his mom or maid, she was TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP.
She was totally obese, frumpy like nobody's business, and a TOTAL asshole to deal with. I thought she was the world's rudest housekeeper, that's how terrible she looked.
She's lucky her husband has so much scratch that now she CAN be a total hypocrite, cuz her ass was WORSE than SuBo's any ol' day of the week, trust.
I knew Sharon used to be big and I always thought, Ozzy must love her! Wasn't she the daughter of his former manager or someone at one of his labels? I do love Sharon -- she's funny as anything and no real malice IMO. It's just the truth!
PS. A Deacon in the Catholic Church can be married so there are some roles for married religious men in the church. I don't believe the same exists for women, though. Some orders of nuns accept older, previously married women, I think, but it's probably much harder for women to find a place.
Honestly I don't see a lot of difference between Susan and Kelly.
I still like Sharon though...
expect Susan to go haywire mode in 3..2..
Love Sharon and Ozzy.
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she's awesome, saying what everyone else is thinking!
besides, people in entertainment can be SOOOO phony, so neutral as not to offend worried about image, and playing it safe...
she is telling it like it is! love the slapped arse comment, her cheeks were that same but cheek burning pink.
sharon looks like a doll now. even her hair looks like strawberry shortcake (the new one) or something.
and i don't mean it in a good way.
i didn't find that funny at all I don't know maybe cause I'm European i don't find facial hair on a woman that offensive.
I love Sharon..and all of her surgeries.
"Fuck me running..."
hot toddy. i love you for the BPS pic.
Ozzie looks like the Fat Hobbit in that picture!!
Oh Zomay, don't be mad at me! I don't give a shit about typo's. I was making fun of the poster named--- A Noun _is a person place or thing_ ---And her um, somewhat pretentious corrections:)
Sharon says things the rest of us are always thinking but would never say! That's why I love her!
angie c,
Yep. If only I did not have 7 other things going on in my world at this moment. THEN every zomay post could be perfect and free of error.
Maybe if we were paid to post, perhaps then I would be more inclined to proof read. We all post here in our spare time. Because we like this place.
Seriously though, I read some comments on other websites, and I have to say, as a bunch, Dlisted posters are very considerate with writing.
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Can't help it...I loves me some Sharon Osbourne.
Bitch says it like it is and will cut a bitch if she sees fit. Cannot help but love her.
And Flatbush, you don't bleach your butt hairs, you bleach your anus skin. Any professional ho can tell you bout that.
she was like the second coming of subo, but way before subo.
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Oh Zomay, I didn't say anything about the spelling cause I thought it was one of those cute British things like, oh, I must go organise my colours! But we must heed the noun lady mustn't we?
I am sorry children aside nothing excuses Sharon's outfit in that pic. Its like little house on the prairie meets texas tuxedo. I have nothing to say about what Ozzie is wearing. I just chopped him up and fed him to Ronnie James Dio.
That's pretty funny coming from Sharon Arden, who has probably spent millions of dollars making herself look like she does.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 1:42pm
haha that would be mrs. bouquet to you
A Noun _is a pe... on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 2:17pm.
Zomay,
The reason there are no "Vickers" -- er, Vicars -- in the USA is because we have no Church of England. People can work for the church and marry in most religions. It's only the Catholics that stay celebate.
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Yea, I get that part. I was aware of many religions letting people marry. Thanks for the spelling lesson.
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Never knew Sharon was a porker, I just assumed she was always thin. That explains their kids looking like tweedle dee and tweedle dum.
bleaching anus sounds like it's gana tingle
bleached stache is still visible..idk how some people don't see it
I got couple of coworkers in a building who bleach and it's visible under all the foundation...eeeks
also shaving sounds complicated lolol...just used to waxing
after so many years...it ain't even painfull anymore
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