Botox Is Saving Kim Zolciak's Life!
In this week's InTouch, The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak goes SAN FARDS by pulling her wig back and removing 5 of the 12 layers of make-up on her face. Even when Kim is stripped down, she's still as natural as polyester.
Anyretardyfortheparty, Kim spoke to InTouch about her natural hair, plastic surgery and how Botox cured her migraines:
Kim on how she's changed over the years: "I have black hair naturally, but my mom's a hairdresser, so I've been blond gradually since 16, 17 and on. I was always a thick build. I had braces."
Kim on how she's made of mostly artificial materials: "I just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Some cosmetic enhancement is obvious. A lot of times, the people who aren’t talking about it are the ones who look horrible. I do Botox. I’ve had my boobs done twice. I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody. And VelaShape. I don’t know if it shrinks you, but it keeps you tone and taut."
Kim on going under the knife again: "When I’m done having children, I’d be all for a tummy tuck. I would love a nose job, but I’m scared. I would do just about anything to maintain myself."
So, let's go over everything. Kim has already said that she wears a wig made out of Barbie's pubic hair because her hair was falling out due to a thyroid condition. Now she's saying that she uses Botox for her migraines. I've heard this before, but you know that's not why Kim is getting injected with the Kidman sauce.
I'm waiting for Kim to claim that she only has fake titties because she suffers from Tachycardia and her doctor said that breast implants will slow down her rapid-beating heart.
And did Kim hint that she isn't done having kids? HURRY! Get her daughter Brielle on the phone, and tell her to start lacing Kim's botox with birth control pills.
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She looks exactly like that Crazy Eyes NYC/Brit chick that just got sent to the poorhouse.
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REAL HOUSEWIVES SHIT INCOMING!... number one i'm sad to say Nene (my fav) has turned into a different person than last season, who has a damn southern twang accent and tries to talk like they are from the O.C.? girl, that just sounded dumb! then premier of rhoc overload my head exploded, i must say i may switch to 'team bitter ass tamara barney'! i think maybe she's onto something with the milk not being clean on gretchen.. in fact im going to look at gretchies nakie photos now! CLUNK and peace out
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"'m waiting for Kim to claim that she only has fake titties because she suffers from Tachycardia and her doctor said that breast implants will slow down her rapid-beating heart." Between this and the Barbie parts as bits, MK is on FIRE today. Damn. I'm almost choked on my dinner from laughing over this post.
I don't doubt the Kim's hair is naturally pretty dark. When she put on that black wig for the 'mistress' photo shoot, it actually looked pretty good on her.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I really doubt she has a naturally definite hair color such as black. More like "dark mud" color.
"Anyretardyfortheparty"
bawhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaa
"I started getting Botox when I was 25 for migraines. I recommend that to anybody."
OK. I call bullshit. Because when this bitch was 25 it was like 1980 and no one was using Botox for smooth skin OR migraines back then.
She looks far, far better without the spackle and 'ho clothes.
oops, double post!
I have also heard of people using bee stingers to cure pain like migraines.
So if Kim went back to her natural hair color (black, supposedly) She would look a lot like Kim Kardashian.
Kim looks 10 years younger SANS FARDS. I hope to God she's done having children now. Kim could make a baby look like a hooker.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 11:28am.
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Hahah it brings back good memories of my mom with all these Braun hot rollers in her hair. I used to play ray-guns with her blowdryer.
OnT: Her Tardiness looks like Robin Wright-Penn in the pic on the left. On the right...well, Katie Price would date that.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Pleco, before you change your avie I just had to say that when I was a kid in the 60s my big sister used to roll her hair like that with Dippity Do and soup cans.
(and she still looks younger than Kim here)
I'm 34...look no more than 30 (thanks to my parents who also look younger than their ages).
SHE looks older than me...especially with the 10 pounds of makeup in the picture on the right.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Obviously some of you hos have never seen "used up" in real life. There are TONS of college-aged whores out there who look just as weathered as this disgusting piece of filth. Plastic surgery AGES a person. So do tanning, weaves, wigs, 80s Hustler Centerfold makeup, tacky ill-fitting clothes, and being a narcissistic prostitution WHORE.
Can she retardy for the party herself the fuck outta our faces......
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Just looking at her pic makes me crazy!
They should just Botox her lying tongue to keep it from wagging.
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Bottom-feeder.
No way this bitch is 29, 30.
they do give Botox shots for TMJ, unforch my insurance won't cover it
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I once had a friend who had horrible migraines. Her doc recommended Botox (this was at least 10 years ago, before it was so visible). The shots went into the BACK OF HER HEAD to target the nerves back there that were part of the problem.
M.E. - I think she claims she's 29.
Still a LOLOLOLOLOL.
29
ME she is 30... I know!
wait! does this mean she is not done having children???
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Wait, wait, wait......this bitch is 25?!?!?!?!!?
Hey snowpiece..
Thank you for your comment. I appreciate it.
Re: the hair falling out - I don't know if it will grow back or not. :( Seems like for some people it does, for some it doesn't. Some ladies I've read on message boards say they've lost half their hair or more from the meds but others say they've had no probs. Guess it's one of those 'everyone reacts differently' things so I'll just have to see what happens.
Sorry to go OT, people! (but this is the 1st time I've ever done that so cut me some slack. lol :) thanks again snowpiece
OT: I agree that Kim looks TONS BETTER (and younger) without all the spackle on her face!!
Her pose in the pic on the right is just soooo demure and ladylike.
I think I see a fruit fly buzzing around her cumquat.
There is no way she's 25. I'm going to be 23 this month and I look half her age, easily! And girl could get all the plastic surgery in the world but it's still not going to fix the fact that she has no self confidence.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 10:46am.
I HAD CANCER BUT I DIDN'T HAVE CANCER THEN MY HAIR FELL OUT. CANCER.
LOL! Classic!
I wonder what she should take/inject into herself to cure the Pathological Lying.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Her face looks better in the before picture.
Is this trick the famous "Prostitution Whore" or is my geography off?
yeah, look at the lines from her nose to her mouth, you need more Botox, Kim
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
PS: This is exactly why i fucking hate plastic surgery...it allows nasty whores like her to breed. Can we fucking get rid of plastic surgery so all the ugly and dumb morons like her can stop breeding already?
Her natural hair is absolutely fine...Why in the holy hell does she wear a wig?
She really grosses me out. I feel like she doesn't shower or wash down there. I bet she smells like Juicy perfume, cigarettes, dick cheese, and butt.
She's inspired me to go around today with out makeup, in baggy mom jeans, an illfitting bra, a wife beater and my hair half up/half down. This look is hot, dude!
She better be careful if she gets knocked up because that can make yer hair fall out too.
Can't stand this cunt and I don't even watch the show.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 10:33am.
PARK YOUR ASS ON MY FAAAACCCEEE WHY DON'T YA
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She looks so much better dressed down!
nice muffin top
and SoulTaker sorry to hear that but it will grow back, right?
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Doing anything to maintain yourself should include actually excercising, not smoking, eating right, no? She is a woman who wants results without actually having to work for it. Her whole life's philosophy is based on laziness.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 10:51am.
*pops a beer, makes a sammie and parks ass in lawn chair on the curb to watch the Dlisted Twat Parade today*
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PARK YOUR ASS ON MY FAAAACCCEEE WHY DON'T YA
No clue if any of her vomit talk is medically sound, but don't give a flying barbie hair whore either way.
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Those enormous fun bags just make her look fat, not sexy.
There is no way this horrible bitch is just 3 years older than me.
Ugh! Why are people like this famous?!?!?
the fact that this useless whore wants to breed again is gross. Can manopausal women get pregnant?
Anyway, Big Papa better check all his condoms just in case.
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*pops a beer, makes a sammie and parks ass in lawn chair on the curb to watch the Dlisted Twat Parade today* ***************************************************************************************** I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
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