Wednesday, November 4th 2009

Broadway Has Gone To The Mop Heads

Grab everything in your refrigerator's produce bin and bust your ass to Broadway, because Mop Head is going to clean up the stage in Chicago. A smashed tomato will look so lovely all over her head. WHAT?! She can easily clean it up just by wringing her hair out over a bucket.

People is saying that my arch rival (in my head) CHERYL BURKE was at last night's of performance of Chicago and is talking to the producers about playing Roxie Hart in the show this winter. Some source added, “It’s always been a dream of Cheryl’s to perform on Broadway. She’s excited to show off her other talents besides being a good dancer. She’s been vocally trained and she has a great voice.

And I've been told that my farts have a pretty vibrato, but that doesn't mean my asshole should play Roxie Hart in Chicago. Okay, okay, I'll save my cuntified comments for when I actually hear Mop Head belt one out. Although, my guess is that her voice will cause my finger nails to burst and my ears to shrivel up, so it might be a little difficult sharing my opinion. Besides, everyone knows that when it comes to household cleaning supplies, Swiffer is the one with the voice!

(Thanks to ONTD)

Posted by: Michael K


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I see this whore had her nose done by MJ's plastic surgeon.

bad girl

shandiRW's picture

too easy.. next!

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1Bloke's picture

ok, still not sure what she does.. but in the pic above. she looks like she's waiting for the locker room to let out; to take multiple mouthfulls of cock!

Lory's picture

Bitch got homewrecker face.

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xerquina's picture

ew a loon is amongst us.

Whatever's picture

What is wrong with her teef. Damn.

say what ya want, she has some fabulous skin.

faaabulous.
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Auntie Mame's picture

Mophead looks like she is taking a stroke.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

1Bloke's picture

Who the fuck is Cheryl Burke? You mention her alot on here. Why is she famous????

On that note. Why are John and Kate famous?

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nite lil_ras !!!!!!!
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fishsticksfan's picture

duuuuuude. dats some good shit. cough

fishsticksfan's picture

cough cough

fishsticksfan's picture

*pulls out water bong* OH YEAAAAAAH

fishsticksfan's picture

Oh christ. I'm outta alcohol.

fishsticksfan's picture

SO curious about her voice. NOT.

She looks like she just took a cum shot in the eye.

fishsticksfan's picture

I'll skip that link, since I don't want to see a NSFW bare. Bear.

fishsticksfan's picture

Meh

xerquina's picture

good night wee rascal.

Zambonie's picture

I'd do her
And it'd be biblical

One-trick Pony's picture

Something nice: She has pretty fingernails.

cheetahstripes's picture

Tell me again why this fugalicious woman is famous?

little_rascal's picture

Good night to everybody!

NitWitty's picture

MK, me thinks thou doth protest too much when it comes to the Mopeth Head. ;p
Although, IMO Mop Head has always been too kind.
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xerquina's picture

eeeeeeeeeew that bear is fucking gross lookin'!!!

little_rascal's picture

@ TexnDoc
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*faints*

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Good God, man! PLEASE NSFW that shit! That there bear's nude!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

TexnDoc's picture

Michael K!
I tried to email you about an emergency Hot Slut (Dolores the Bald Bear) and it kicked back. Pay your bills!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225042/Bald-bears-baf...
Poor Dolores. Sniff.

mike's picture

But she wasn't finished! She was to take out Tom DeLay once and for all!

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

HARVEY PRICE HAS SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RED ALERT!!! MAN DOWN!!!! PRAYER CIRCLE MOFOS!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! :( :( :( :(

xerquina's picture

why exactly is she MK's ARCHNEMESIS *cue thunder and lightening effects*

AttentionWhore's picture

Submitted by cuntygolightly:
"how much jizz did she have to mop up to get that part?"

**Isn't it obvious? Her jaw is still locked open from all the cocks flying in and out!

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 8:02pm.

Angel we should start a 'find your arch enemy' quiz.

:D
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Ooh...good idea! :D

Nighty night, babe!

♥ Threadkilla!
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cuntygolightly's picture

how much jizz did she have to mop up to get that part?

zomay's picture

Angel we should start a 'find your arch enemy' quiz.

:D

Have agood night all.

hugs and stitches.

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angel_i's picture

LOL @ zomay. That actually made me feel better. thanks:)

♥ Threadkilla!
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zomay's picture

MK you do not dance. How can you guys be arch anything?!!

Haaaahaaaaahaaaahaa

That's like me saying fitty cent is MY arch rival.

Or maybe he is...

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angel_i's picture

Fuck this! Bring Britney back! Now I"m PISSeD! ACK! I JUST finally saw 3. Whoever designed this song and vid is fucking BRILLIANT. Why are they wasting this shit on Britney? SHe's stinking up the joint and I hate her!!!

Wait what?

♥ Threadkilla!
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Plecostomus's picture

Why can't she play Quasimodo instead?

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Bottom-feeder.