Wednesday, November 4th 2009
It's Like She Never Left!
Here's the teaser trailer for Amanda Woodward's long-awaited return to Melrose Place in two weeks. Personally, I'd rather the trailer feature Amanda pushing Asshole Simpson in front of a fast-moving bus driven by Dr. Kimberly Shaw, but this will do too.
And I really hope the writers explain why Amanda suddenly has a face like Billy the Puppet.



i dont care what she has injected, smeared, or soaked her face in she is still ome of the hottest bitchs around and always will be!
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I actually was an extra on a made-for-tv movie that starred her in 2008 and I have to say that, while she was very pleasant (I mean, it's not like she was hanging out with us, but in one scene she happened to do a doubletake and slammed right into me -hard too- and she was very gracious about it), I do have to say she was looking rather strange, even back then. She is such a petite woman, and obviously she works hard at keeping her figure ( I did not see her eat anything all day), but wow! her face is now a far cry from what it was years ago... it is such a shame too, because I remember seeing her at a Bon Jovi concert 5 years ago or so (right before she and Richie Sambora split) and she looked just fine then. Why-o-why do aging actress feel the need to butcher their face??? I understand that preserving youth is a must in order to stay relevant in Hollywood, but can't the same results be achieved with much less invasive (and grostesque looking) preocedures??? Addiesjewels.webs.net
Heather Locklear could do without all the fillers and shit in her face, she WAS aging well til she went fucking overboard with all that.
Thank GOD Asshole and her chin have been fired from the show...fucking hideous monster. Heather still looks more natural than her.
I would rather watch a prolapsed asshole try and shrink back to it's normal size than watch another episode of Asslee Simpson trying to act. She is terrible and ugly to boot.
I can't believe that Heather Locklear would want to be associated with this train wreck. The old Melrose Place was a classic. I guess she must need the money, that's the only explanation I can think of.
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I love Heather Locklear and she ıs the quıntessentıal personıfıcatıon of a TV actress.
She owes her career to Aaron Spellıng and hıs productıon company so when they call her ass, she needs to clear her schedule ASAP and get wıth the fuckıng program.
That beıng saıd, I always consıdered her pretty but now her face has been frozen ın tıme, Marcıa Cross-style!
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kill it with fire!
Hilarious post! Ashlee Simpson is the WORST.
Glad Amanda's coming back.
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Bottom-feeder.
Better her then that fucktard who can't act asshole simpson. Did she bring Peter with her?
Oy! Did she do the lips too?
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I wonder if this show is going to do the same thing as when she used to do those L'oreal commercials. The only reason I remember them is because as time went on, the camera kept getting further and further away. I think by the last one the lighting was so soft I could just make out that there was something fluffy and blonde talking.
I always thought she was aging really well and she has to go fuck it all up and get shitty work done.
There is something weird about this.
Most actresses age. Go through several hair styles, colours, lives, babies, etc.
It's like she just went away after Melrose ended and waited until it became retro cool and she doesn't have to reinvent herself. She can still walk in with those Cache type dresses and the Dynasty hair. She didn't go out of style and never changed her style. She just waited until it came back around again. Totally freaky.
I really love [old] Melrose Place but there's no way in hell I can bring myself to watch this fuckery. Not even Sydney or Amanda can bring on old fan on board. I think I'll stick to repeats on Soap.
Ugh....all she needs is Wayland Flowers hand up her ass and I would think I was watching an old episode of Hollywood Squares.
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I really hate seeing actors destroying their faces. When your face doesn't move, you are not a competent actor any longer. We all remember what you are supposed to look like, Heather, and now when I see you all that I can focus on is how you mutilated yourself when maybe a chemical peel and some filler would have sufficed.
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God I am so ashamed to say this, but I have watched this shit-turd of a show all season, and it truly, honestly sucks. SO BAD. At this point, I think the only thing that will save it is if a crazed chimp shows up in the courtyard and eats everyones faces off, then makes sweet love to Amanda Woodward (whose own face no longer looks human).
Unbelievable. This series remake (made with a bunch of nobodies & no-talents) has only been on, what, 10 weeks, and already it's had to bring back old 80's/90's characters to rescue it? This is the clearest example of "jumping the shark" I've seen in a long time. Stick a fork in it; it's done...
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The ratings are a freaking trainwreck at the moment. I'm curious to see her bitch it up but at the same time this is exactly what the CW wants. The less people watch the faster this shit can go
Actually, she looks like If Billy the Puppet and Madame from Solid Gold had a child...
I'm surprised this is still airing.
Hopefully the show improves with this bitch back in town. Sorry, but I refuse to watch this shit until she arrives. It is a horrid piece of crap, mostly because of Ashlee Simpson.
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I watched Melrose Place last night. Asslee is the worst part of the entire show, she tries to act sexy-she fails and also she resembles a horse imo.
Did she have a nose job? Something's up with the middle of her face.
i like heather locklear, but i've always been under the impression that she blew the right people on melrose place because they always give her work...
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why does her dress look like it's made from used baseball skins?
Ugh, I wish she would too...that would make the ratings increase a 1,000 fold I wager. They're kicking Asslee off the show anyway...so she might as well get offed by someone who can act better!
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Personally, I'd rather the trailer feature Amanda pushing Asshole Simpson in front of a fast-moving bus driven by Dr. Kimberly Shaw, but this will do too.
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