Wednesday, November 4th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Kelly Brook proves that pastries are the new pasties - Egotastic!

Rachel Bilson in Flaunt - Hollywood Tuna

Billy Goat Brad is still dressing like that old man who is always hanging out in front of my bodega with an empty cup of coffee and a never-ending cigar - Popsugar

James Franco's GH character is a fan of black. And that's basically all we know about his role - Towleroad

After a short hiatus, Kourtney Kardashian is back to terrorizing us with her pregnancy stories - Celebitchy

Genius Moves: Since Sarah Hardling has been banned from every club for being a drunk wreck, so she's opening her own joint - Holy Moly!

Dancing with the Has-Been's Joanna Krupa has a history of twinkling her toes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace likes studs - Just Jared

The many faces of RPattz look like the same one to me - SOW

Kristen Stewart's got a gun - Cityrag

Glee stuff - Lainey Gossip

Nekkid silver fox (not THEE Silver Fox) alert! - OMG Blog

This will only be entertaining if Tater Head plays Bruce - Socialite Life

Pee Wee Herman will always be relevant - Hollywood Rag

Lady CaCa always slaps a rubber on her herm-rod. Good to know. - I'm Not Obsessed

Basically, manslut Josh Duhamel isn't letting a minor thing called "a wedding ring" get in the same of him passing the peen around - ICYDK

Posted by: Michael K


A Dodo is Forever's picture

Kourtney Lardassian looks like an over-inflated BLIMP ready to burst at the seams...who the FUCK told her to wear a tight minidress? FUCKING A!

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thank you. rob patz always looks the same

lizzieb's picture

Jesus wept Tarantino is ugly. He looks exactly like a geeky boy caught wanking by his mother trying to get him to take the rubbish out. I could just see him in his room full of Manga comics and porn, blushing furiously and saying ‘mom I’ve got totally other priorities right now’ Then muttering darkly about all the girls who will let him stick it all the way in when he’s rich. Tosser. Brad looks like a tool- how old is he? Is Vampira sucking the life out of him of is that unkempt brood driving him to drink? Either way, what a state to let yourself get into. Bradders- soap, shaving foam, a razor- it’s not rocket science- look into it tout suite.

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squeezy's picture

LOL that cover picture with Fergie and Josh looks like it was made for this story. Josh is making a Suri face like, "Are you really surprised?" and Fuggy is all trying to look classy and plastic like Nicole Kidman but actually looks more like that gorilla woman from Real Housewives of NJ. Priceless.

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Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:49pm.

As long as it isn't subway sandwiches, right!?

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That is every guys dream- a naked chick and food! Heaven! I'd prefer a couple of sandwiches over donuts but hey, if it's food, still cool!

yummmm, pastry chi-chis.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:17pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:04pm.

I don't know An-hel. I think she has Brad's nuts on a short leash. Look what happened when he tried to escape her via motor bike! Just one tug of the leash and down he goes.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:04pm.

I don't know An-hel. I think she has Brad's nuts on a short leash. Look what happened when he tried to escape her via motor bike! Just one tug of the leash and down he goes.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 5:00pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 4:41pm.

That's Julie Dreyfus. She's been in a few Tarantino movies. She's purdy now, but wait until Angie Jo smites her down.

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Ooh. I dunno, man. That Brad is a crafty boy. I could totally see him slipping out the back door with that one. Ha!

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 4:41pm.

That's Julie Dreyfus. She's been in a few Tarantino movies. She's purdy now, but wait until Angie Jo smites her down.

snowball's picture

Check out the comments that come after the story about Glamberace. Scary, scary. He apparently has picked up the fans left from Gaiken.

madam s.'s picture

Oh shit, look at that really beautiful woman in yellow standing next to the Pitt in one of those photos. I bet that doesn't go down well in the Jolie-Pitt household.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Homosexual Brad Pitt is - we suspect - covering up some recent plastic surgery, until ready to 'unveil' it, with the beard. Facelift? chin implant? Both? Only Mary herself knows!

freebird's picture

Why is James Franco on GH? Did those Spiderman resids stop coming in? Puleeeeeeze!

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Josh I can't blame you for cheating. Fugies face scares me

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Emma G's picture

“We know the story is bulls–t,” Taboo, her Black Eyed Peas bandmate, tells Us Weekly. “When you’re as famous as Fergie and Josh, people are going to say stuff.”

OMG you are SO RIGHT 'Taboo,' famous people are such VICTIMS, they are notoriously monogamous and are cruelly targeted just because they're celebrities, not because they're whores that cheat non stop. Thanks for your meaningful insight!

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JOSH!!!!!!!!!1 Damn it, you were so close! You coulda come by and let me slip and fall on your peen and I'd never said a word.....nevah!

stolidog's picture

Isn't it semi-common knowledge that josh and methface are into 3-somes and have a somewhat open relationship?

DeeDee's picture

David Ginola is FOINE! hominahominahomina

Tristram's picture

I loved Pee Wee, but seeing him now is like going to see Tears for Fears or something.

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thumbs up for the krupa video

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Plecostomus's picture

I dunno who that bitch is, but someone tell her Freddie Prinze Jr. already pulled that shit in Scary Movie or something.

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beakers bitch's picture

Who the hell is Kelly Brook?